My Uber-plan of global Brony dominance

[Angie Cakes]

Name: you should know this

Amount of time since conversion to Bronyism: 3 months

How can you contribute?: I can roast marshmallows ._.

Do you have any connections in NASA?: ._. I can't tell you

Have you ever been arrested/have a criminal record?: no

If so, what for?: witch craft

What languages are you fluent in?: gibberish

What do you think of this font?: I don't have a problem with it º^º

Social Security Number: mehmehmeh I don't know if I have one

Credit Card Number/Verification Code: I don't have one

Name on Credit Card/PIN: Jimathy

I just like filling out forms ._.

ah, my form is the boring one º^º

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Awright, we now have a Marshmallow Roaster! We can light them on fire and fling them at any leaders that resist *ahem*OBAMA*ahem*

[daftBLUE]

Erm, Kibble, AH DO BELIEVE that I was the hacker and Malkav was the interrogator. They're just mixed up on the front page.

[BaconofChaos]

Eh, why not. My last bid for world domination ended poorly. I need to get back into the game.

Name: Diego "Sexy Bunny" Havoc (Don't ask about the nickname. Seriously)

Amount of time since conversion to Bronyism: about 5 months.

How can you contribute?: I work in marketing. Need an ad campaign?

Do you have any connections in NASA?: I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a woman who knows two other women who each know several other people, one of whom may or may not know someone who works at NASA. I'll keep you posted.

Have you ever been arrested/have a criminal record?: Yes, once.

If so, what for?: I dressed up as a ghost and tried to scare real estate agents away from an abandoned fun fair. And I would've gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for those meddling kids!

What languages are you fluent in?: Common, Cant, Dwarven, Draconic, Celestial, Abyssal and Auran. Oh, and English, I guess.

What do you think of this font?: I am completely indifferent in every way.

Social Security Number: 1. Yeah, I got there first.

Credit Card Number/Verification Code: 2/2. Would've gotten the first one of these too but Celestia beat me to it

Name on Credit Card/PIN: Dave the Undertaker (again, don't ask)/8888

[Malkav]

I found the X Game 360!

Unfortunatly, I have no understanding as to how foreign currency works, so I thought that 299 pesos was a lot.

Turns out it's not.

Link: http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/im ... 8/FVG1.jpg

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I found the X Game 360!

Unfortunatly, I have no understanding as to how foreign currency works, so I thought that 299 pesos was a lot.

Turns out it's not.

Link: http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/im ... 8/FVG1.jpg

Obtain it.

IMMEDIATELY.

[Chonico]

I have managed to liberate the box of tissues from its keeper!

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However, I have hit another wall. Apparently the the previous obstacle was not just guarding against me, but against him!

[Chonico]

And I just noticed we have already acquired tissues... My communicator must be on the fritz. I guess I'll go back and start setting up traps.

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Use this:

[Dessa]

Name: Dessa

Amount of time since conversion to Bronyism: 6

How can you contribute?: Assistant Key Grip

Do you have any connections in NASA?: Neigh.

Have you ever been arrested/have a criminal record?: Only bad criminals get caught.

If so, what for?:

What languages are you fluent in?: Love

What do you think of this font?: It depends on what this font thinks of me.

Social Security Number: Pinkie Pi

Credit Card Number/Verification Code: My credit card has a name: Steve.

Name on Credit Card/PIN: Although my card's name is Steve, the name on it is still Dessa.

[Skink]

Name: Skink

Amount of time since conversion to Bronyism: Psh only like a month or two

How can you contribute?: Highly trained attack snakes

Do you have any connections in NASA?: I may or may not have slept with an astronaut

Have you ever been arrested/have a criminal record?: No. Because I'm good at not getting caught.

What languages are you fluent in?: Lizardonian

What do you think of this font?: I can read it. Effective.

Social Security Number: 111-11-111

Credit Card Number/Verification Code: 222 222 222 222

Name on Credit Card/PIN: 3333

[Gallant_Quill]

Name: Gallant Quill

Amount of time since conversion to Bronyism: Since the beginning

How can you contribute?: I can do stuff

Do you have any connections in NASA?: I am NASA

Have you ever been arrested/have a criminal record?: Yes. But that was when I used to be Twilight Sparkle.

If so, what for?: For stealing all the worlds thumb tacks. But I got away with it.

What languages are you fluent in?: Bear.

What do you think of this font?: It's pretty nifty.

Social Security Number:1111111111111111111111111111111

Credit Card Number/Verification Code:1111111111111111111111111111

Name on Credit Card/PIN: God

[flutterscotch]

Name: Flutterscotch

Amount of time since conversion to Bronyism: 26 years.

How can you contribute?: Biting Sarcasm, mixed drinks, and a vast knowledge of completely stupid and useless crap that nobody cares about.

Do you have any connections in NASA?: I used to work for the Challenger Learning Center and know how to "dock" to the ISS circa 1999 through simulations and use those weird gloves, and worked on the "Return to the Moon" project.

Have you ever been arrested/have a criminal record?: No, because I am too quick, but probably should have been several times

If so, what for?: public intoxication and nudity?

What languages are you fluent in?: West VirJersey

What do you think of this font?: At least it's not comic sans?

Social Security Number: 232-66-1234

Credit Card Number/Verification Code: 0375508325 CCN: 666

Name on Credit Card/PIN: 1234 (that's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! The kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!

[AppleNitrox]

Name: AppleNitrox

Amount of time since conversion to Bronyism: 9 months

How can you contribute?: I can dress up to anyone for infiltration

Do you have any connections in NASA?: Maybe?

Have you ever been arrested/have a criminal record?: What? Never!

If so, what for?:

What languages are you fluent in?: Polish

What do you think of this font?: o.o

Social Security Number: 222-22-333

Credit Card Number/Verification Code: Are you from government?

Name on Credit Card/PIN: 4142

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Welcome, welcome, and welcome!

I've taken matters into my own hands and acquired the X-Game. We are set to go, we just need to raised money. Lots and lots of money. You know what this means. GTFO AND LAUNDER! Report to me with your earnings.

BTW, Flutterscotch, the font IS Comic Sans.

On a side note, this is my sixty-ninth post.

[flutterscotch]

BTW, Flutterscotch, the font IS Comic Sans.

Not when you select the code it ain't.

[Gallant_Quill]

Sir yes sir! I'm off to looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot

[AppleNitrox]

I'm Rarity... Great... XD

[ziddia]

I'm Rarity... Great... XD

Huh. Feel better. I'm a drunken, one eyed scot.

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