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[Bronies For Life]

Oooh!

Is it true, Fawkesy?

*turns the eggs in the fridge into gold*

Did it work?

*goes and grabs the eggs*

*opens the carton*

*They're spraypainted gold*

[Appliance]

I luv u, Mommy~

fetch mommy a cold one

A NUCLEAR WAR?

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...at the gay bar?

NO

mommy doesn't go there anymore

[Frosty]

*bumps into Bronies for life and starts floating in the opposite direction*

Yay~... For wonderland quality but I want to get down now. :l

[Bronies For Life]

*pulls Frosty down to the ground*

*puts suction cup shoes on him*

That should work.

[Frosty]

*raises hoof into the air* yay~

*starts walking around, making suction cup noises with each step*

[SilverSwirl]

*melts the suction cups*

I know it's unrelated but who cares.

[Fawkes]

:I

*waddles into the kitchen*

*opens the fridge*

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:I

*takes out an ice cube*

*waddles back to mother fearest*

*places it on her flank*

*flops down*

:I

[Frosty]

*starts to float away again* >=I

[Appliance]

*sighs in relief*

also

note that I have stopped using the face here

tell me if I forget to not do it

[Fawkes]

*shakes head slowly*

Things sure have changed around here.

Things sure have changed.

*reminisces back to when you could get milk for free from the seacow queen and you had to walk back twenty pages to figure out what happened that day*

[Bronies For Life]

I have stopped using the face here

tell me if I forget to not do it

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[Appliance]

People are strange.

[Frosty]

Well I've got to go everypony*floats out the window and into space*

See ya around!

[Fawkes]

Your face is strange.

...all... scrunchy and stuff.

[Fawkes]

GOOD NIGHT FROSTY.

*makes a wish on the floating frost pony as he enters the up atmosphere*

[Appliance]

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that made me cringe.

I hope you're happy.

Your face is strange.

...all... scrunchy and stuff.

I didn't exclude myself from the statement.

[SilverSwirl]

I leave for a short while and this happens!

Excuse me I need to.....

[Solaria]

*sighs while flipping through channels*

Fawkes's cable sucks. I'd go home but Canterlot Castle sucks more. I'll just be told to go to bed for school tomorrow.

[Fawkes]

AY.

You don't like it?

Why don't you go out and get a job then, young lady?

Then you can pay for your OWN super, upgraded, cable mega-package instead of laying around, complaining, and soaking up my hard earned bits >:I

[SilverSwirl]

*is drunk*

[Bronies For Life]

Damnit, Fawkes, you remember I'M paying for the cable, right?

Not your bits. My bits.

[Solaria]

AY.

You don't like it?

Why don't you go out and get a job then, young lady?

Then you can pay for your OWN super, upgraded, cable mega-package instead of laying around, complaining, and soaking up my hard earned bits >:I

Maybe I will! I can do whatever I want, I'm a princess! Jerk mutant snake thing. Mom and Dad are right about you, you don't do anything except work and complain! Someday when I'm queen and rule Equestria I'll get the best cable and anime ever. And all the chips.

[SilverSwirl]

I am too drunk too care

*passes out on the couch next to Aria*

[Volt]

Congratulations Aria. Your spies managed to cut me off web perfectly, making me miss all the fun.

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Therefore, surviving the war.

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Now I'm angry... But really, really angry.

(Going through 14 pages is fun, but seeing so many possible responses I could make is saddening.)

[Bronies For Life]

*flips hands up*

Screw it.

*flops down onto the couch*

Hey Aria, hand me the remote. I think My Little Humans is on.