Last post wins

[Fawkes]

Damnit, Fawkes, you remember I'M paying for the cable, right?

Not your bits. My bits.

Ohhhh, riiiiiiiiight.

So THAT'S why our cable has been shut off for the last month or so.

Since... you know... you've been GONE for like a month >:[

[Bronies For Life]

Ohhhh, riiiiiiiiight.

So THAT'S why our cable has been shut off for the last month or so.

Since... you know... you've been GONE for like a month >:[

Well I had to earn some bits, didn't I?

[Fawkes]

Maybe I will! I can do whatever I want, I'm a princess! Jerk mutant snake thing. Mom and Dad are right about you, you don't do anything except work and complain! Someday when I'm queen and rule Equestria I'll get the best cable and anime ever. And all the chips.

You won't EVER be queen!

You are of suboptimal worth and won't amount to anything.

You're the reason Mom and Dad cry themselves to sleep at night >:I

[Fawkes]

Well I had to earn some bits, didn't I?

The immortal, all-powerful pony God went off to work the day shift at Micky Dee's, did he? :I

[Bronies For Life]

The immortal, all-powerful pony God went off to work the day shift at Micky Dee's, did he? :I

*cough*nightshift*cough*

[SilverSwirl]

*wakes up*

SHUUUUT UPPPPP!!!!!! I WORKED HARD TODAY AND GOT DRUNK TO CELEBRATE! I HAVE A HANGOVER AND ALL THIS NOISE IS MAKING IT HURT EVEN MORE!!! DO I HAVE TO SMACK A FEW FILLIES???

[Volt]

ALL THIS NOISE IS MAKING IT HURT EVEN MORE!!!

So why you're shouting at us .-.?

[SilverSwirl]

I'm drunk and hungover, sue me.

[Fawkes]

Has Silver HAD a hangover before? :3

[Solaria]

When I grow up, I bet I'll get a modeling contract so I won't have to hang out with you losers. I'm going to graduate and the world will be my oyster! Then I'm going to rip its pearl out and sell it.

[Fawkes]

When you grow up you're gonna live in a trailer park with 12 little, disrespectful brats and a husband with severe PTSD and gingivitis :I

[Volt]

I'm drunk and hungover, sue me.

Gladly. An easy victory.

When I grow up, I bet I'll get a modeling contract so I won't have to hang out with you losers. I'm going to graduate and the world will be my oyster! Then I'm going to rip its pearl out and sell it.

Corrupt a wish? I'll be selling those oysters.

Besides, you won't.

This angry pony is heading to University. Have fun without him. I bet you won't hesitate, hmph.

[Fawkes]

We love you, Volt!~ D;

[Bronies For Life]

You're going to be a model?

*looks into crystal ball*

Spirits say no, you're gonna be the queen 'o' 'questria.

[Fawkes]

Teehee...

The O-Queen~ :3

This one there's a chance of~

[Solaria]

Teehee...

The O-Queen~ :3

This one there's a chance of~

>_>

<_<

._.

You ponies are all jerks! I'm gonna lock myself in my room with the lights off and listen to Evanescence all night!

[Frosty]

*comes crashing down into the thread like a meteorite*

I'm back~

[Penumbra]

AHHHHHHH!

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Blerr

[Fawkes]

I've been awaiting your arrival, Penby~

With... EXTENDED EAGERNESS >:I

[Penumbra]

And then we have the Glorious Kingdom of the Madmen.

Consisting of the Mad Spirit Fawkes, the duel-minded Peggly, the trickster Nasty, the Seacow Queen Angie.

*Walks up to Fawkes

*Punches in face

Nice of you to drop your co-founder

*walks away

*eats tea cup

[Fawkes]

*falls to ground*

*clutches face*

Ahhh!

I thought about that afterwards! D;

As I was posting it, I remembered you... then something distracted me... and I forgotted... then I remembered... then I FORGOT AGAIN!! D;

I'M SORRY PENBY~

[Penumbra]

Aww poor baby.

Did that hurt?

*Creeping shadow covers both in ball of darkness.

That's nothing compared to what's going to happen next!

*Ball drops in to Penumbra's dementia dimension.

*Pops up several hours later

AND THAT'S HOW FOALS ARE MADE!

[Fawkes]

*stumbles forward*

*sits in corner*

*curls into a ball*

Juices... juices everywhere...

[Penumbra]

*Grabs Fawkes

And now time for the video

[Fawkes]

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