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[Winter]

Winter-y?

I think this sausage and I should see other people. It agrees.

*takes off handcuffs* I am free! Er... WE are free!

[Rosewind]

How cruel...what about the sausage's feelings, huh?

[Winter]

...

Rosewind...

There is something I have to tell you.

I ate your sausage. I'm terribly sorry T_T

If it helps... It was really, really good.

[Appliance]

Yes dear.

*fixes hair*

Now, put on your best suit.

[Cathalos]

cathalos is shipped to a pillow.

my pillow.

and i dont want to leave my pillow

cuz my pillow is MINE.

[Davroth]

Ships rarely sail. They usually sink.

[Cathalos]

well maybe if the idiots who made them stopped using metal, they wouldn't have that problem.

[Penumbra]

*fixes hair*

Now, put on your best suit.

Of couse dear

[Angie Cakes]

how long have we not needed an introduction to get into Canterlot? .-.

[Penumbra]

Since the last update

[Angie Cakes]

blrr, Angie is slow to notice o)3)

[Cathalos]

Six days.

[Winter]

The stingrays must be fat this year.

[Cathalos]

story!

i was listening to music and there is this song called "When the boys light up" by the newsboys. when it came out, i thought of it as a semi acceptable okay song. now i listened to it and its kinda funny cuz the meaning of it sounds like "we're a band and Jesus" and the way they said it was strange. not on purpose though, so its still not a great song. but its kinda funny.

actually, now that i think about it, that isn't their first time saying nothing in that exact way. its just the funniest.

[Fawkes]

The black clock whispers sweet nothings to the red candelabra.

[Penumbra]

Only the dead know peace from this evil.

[Cathalos]

fact that is not so fun if you are an itallian sailor: big fish that love meatballs are also nocturnal.

bonus fact: veggie tales said so.

[Penumbra]

There were no screams.

There was no time.

The mountain called monkey had spoken.

There was only fire and then.

Nothing.

[Rocky]

Morning all.

[SilverSwirl]

[tyler008bon]

Good morning!

[Fawkes]

*licks Tyler's face* :I

[Rosewind]

Wow...you're right. The three posts aren't mandatory anymore!

Hi everypony! Happy...let's see, Tuesday!

[Fawkes]

Newbies these days.

With their Fallout Boy Equestrians and their Baboon Parties.

Don't know how easy they've got it!

Back in MY day, you couldn't even get into Canterlot without belting out your life's story first!

Then you'd hafta trudge back and forth through the Intro forum, getting smacked in the face with soggy, month old copy/pasta all the while.

AND the whole time you'd just pray to Celestia you wouldn't be mauled to death by a ravenous, rage injected toaster.

And love and tolerance? Back in my day it was apathy and indifference.

YOU HAD TO PAY EXTRA IF YOU WANTED LOVE AND TOLERANCE!

Newbies.

Don't know how good they've got it... :'I

[Appliance]

I fed on the souls of newcomers, brought forth by the misguided assistance of those who knew.

They brought the newbies to me as a peace offering.

It didn't work.

Of couse dear

You'd better like swing dancing.