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Lets have a chocolate themed picnic.

In the summer feilds.

Infron of a windmill.

Over looking a beach.

That has a wooden yellow and blue and red beach shack next to each other.

Then we'll go along the board walk.

And stop on a bench on the highest hill.

And have more chocolate.

Untill night fall.

Then We'd just sleep on the bench because we wouldn't be able to move because we ate too much chocolate.

Then we'd be sick.

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Well, you ask ladies if they wan't to dance with you.

If they wan't to go to dinner.

If they always look that pretty.

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Penumbra only holds door open for ladies.

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I don't ask those things.

My line goes more like this.

"Who are you?"

"Pay for your what?"

"I don't dance"

"Your one of the few English women I've seen that is not a single mother, fat or acid to my eyes with their hideous deformities"

"Whoah, be careful. You get an injurey walking into doors like that"

*trollface during all*

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I don't ask those things.

My line goes more like this.

"Who are you?"

"Pay for your what?"

"I don't dance"

"Your one of the few English women I've seen that is not a single mother, fat or acid to my eyes with their hideous deformities"

"Whoah, be careful. You get an injurey walking into doors like that"

*trollface during all*

you sir, are a genius.
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