Last post wins

[CatCakey]

It was exciting once I got over the first tiny bit of nervousness I had

 

Then my ex-best friend showed up...

 

It would've been so much better if she weren't there

[Nasty]

Hey man just like use this to fuel your passion. You now have this interesting dillema that will make your life feel more meaningful because if you still get by in spite of your EX-FRIEND then you like double-succeed

 

basically pretend your life is art

[CatCakey]

I will ignore her, because unlike that *insert unsuitable language for this site*, I'm a professional and don't talk about people behind their back, ruin part of their life, or whatever else she's done

[Angie Cakes]

you're doing one of those things right now

[Nasty]

1 minute ago, CatCakey said:

 *insert unsuitable language for this site*

B I G  B I T C H

[CatCakey]

I know it may seem like I'm talking behind her back, but I swear she's gonna try and turn some of the other students against me and spread lies, making me seem like the bad guy

 

Little S to the H to the IT

[Cathalos]

9 minutes ago, NastyMann said:

Mountain Dew on her Wii U

my passport app is currently on top of my wii u.

so yeah try it robby, been a while since I bit somebody's head off

[Nasty]

That sucks man. What could she possibly do though? Not to doubt the very real threat, but just to reassure you. College should be a very different experience for you, depending on what she actually did I mean. I know it's similar in a way to high school but I'm positive you'll be safe from any sociopaths. Just be yourself in spite of everything and the truth will always come out--and if it doesn't, the people who like you for you (because you're being yourself) will stick by you no matter what others say.

[Angie Cakes]

I need the cat to tell me what this lady did

drag her across this forum thread give me that #DRAMA

[CatCakey]

Hmmmmmmmmmm...

 

I'm going to bed now after I brush my teeth. Can't wait to see if I'm gonna end up punching or slapping her in the face tomorrow. Or next week. Or whenever

[Nasty]

Just now, Cathalos said:

my passport app is currently on top of my wii u.

so yeah try it robby, been a while since I bit somebody's head off

Robby wanted me to transcribe this message to you:

eyyyyyyy dat's my thallie keep that stuff in the bedroom though you crazy broad HE HE HE im comin over after my shift at the fish plant IT STINKS AND I AM VERY RILED UP ABOUT IT i worked two days so my mom would get off my back hah i got the doritos for supper though i made like two hunred bucks so im set after i get the weed tell ur gramma she owes me weed also that slunt sed shed give me it for mowing her lawn it doesnt matter if you did it first she promised

 

 

[Cathalos]

I'm less annoyed that I lost my job cutting the lawn and more annoyed that my replacement gets to do it with a lawnmower

[Nasty]

I can't transcribe this message because after he yelled JUST SMOKE WEED YOU CRAZY SLUNT HE HE HE he delved into a number of obscenities and threatening what I can only assume to be domestic abuse (he profusely stressed that it was "just a joke you stupid baby" but I'm pretty concerned). You don't need to stay with someone who doesn't have your best interests at heart. 

 

I hear davroth is available and from what I can tell he would be a good loving husband to you. 

[Rosewind]

4 minutes ago, Cathalos said:

I'm less annoyed that I lost my job cutting the lawn and more annoyed that my replacement gets to do it with a lawnmower

 

Scissors are a terrible way to cut the lawn, I'd have replaced you too.

[Cathalos]

I also don't care if I got replaced cuz it's not like I get paid to do it? he's like threatening to do my chores for me?

I dunno, that seems pretty husband-material to me. can davvy top that?

[Nasty]

He's getting weed out of gomma though. Unless that was just a clever fib, but I mean he seems liek the type to get anti-social if he doesn't get immediate gratification

[Cathalos]

I guess I could just get like a cutout of jonathan coulton and marry that. he won't eat my share of the ice cream and he won't punch me. that's like the main criteria I think. 

PLUS nobody will want to come over to my house cuz they'll get uncomfortable when I talk to him!

[Davroth]

16 minutes ago, NastyMann said:

I can't transcribe this message because after he yelled JUST SMOKE WEED YOU CRAZY SLUNT HE HE HE he delved into a number of obscenities and threatening what I can only assume to be domestic abuse (he profusely stressed that it was "just a joke you stupid baby" but I'm pretty concerned). You don't need to stay with someone who doesn't have your best interests at heart. 

 

I hear davroth is available and from what I can tell he would be a good loving husband to you. 

I hear Nasty is available as well. And honestly, he's a far better catch then I am. He plays <musical instrument>!

[Cathalos]

so the candidates are:

davvy, who votes for nasty
nasty, who votes for davvy
extremely attractive celebrity that won't eat my ice cream, but I have to imagine him

I think I have a good enough imagination. jonny c wins. just gotta find a big printer. 

[Davroth]

10 minutes ago, Cathalos said:

so the candidates are:

davvy, who votes for nasty
nasty, who votes for davvy
extremely attractive celebrity that won't eat my ice cream, but I have to imagine him

I think I have a good enough imagination. jonny c wins. just gotta find a big printer. 

 

Living your dreams is obviously the best option.

[Cathalos]

well my DREAM spouse is myself but according to my puritan mother that's "not how it works" and "kind of weird, actually, don't say that to strangers"

[Davroth]

Eh, I don't harbor those kinds of thoughts. There are no ideals for me when it comes to future partners.

[Cathalos]

it'll be like the cabana or whatever in Wind Waker, where there are talking pictures of the butler in different places so it's like I'm always with him and I just talk to the closest one! 
 

[Penumbra]

So Davy, on a scale of 1-100 how Despair induced are you right now?

[Davroth]

Medium despair I'd say. ^^

 

Last episode was pretty savage though.