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[Davroth]

Well, Angie ain't around and when Angie ain't around Thala wont come down here either...

[Cathalos]

well big videos are annoying.

[Davroth]

Oh, it's my fault. I should have guessed. D:

[Cathalos]

my first reaction was "everything is always your fault you bum for brains" but I'm not saying that cuz we're friends.

I am NOT saying this cuz I don't think it but I want friend points for actively choosing to not say it. like I dont think that is what I'm saying. friend.
 

[Angie Cakes]

I am with limited internet until the 29th and you are all nothing without my guidance

[Cathalos]

I built a database on all 3 of your responses to my skype messages and ran an AI so that I basically have a perfect angie chatbot for guidance. here's a sample.

Thala: Hey are you there?
Angie: hiiiii
Thala: what's up?
Angie: XD
Thala: what would you do if I sold my legs for money and used the money to buy you shoes? would you feel bad cuz it's like now I can NEVER wear shoes so you can have one pair or is that kind of my bad?
Angie: We're spliting up


I think it's working great!

[Angie Cakes]

also I'm confiscating the cat's septic screwdriver until I get back

[Davroth]

The marvels of technology.

[CatCakey]

I don't have any sort of screwdriver

[Cathalos]

well obviously not anymore

[CatCakey]

I have a special fork

 

I actually do; there's this fork with a green handle which wasn't ours to start off with anyway, but it sort of became mine

[Cathalos]

oh my goddd my gramma thinks I'm too skinny so she told me to eat the bag of mashed potatoes and I ate the bag of mashed potatoes and it filled like a mixing bowl and I ate it all and I feel siiickkkkkkkkkk and also I accidentally put too much milk in and also I put too much butter in and also I think I'm gonna like throw up all my guts and die. someone come comfort me please  

[CatCakey]

You should only eat until you feel full. Not a whole big bag of whatever

 

Lie down, and breath nice deep breaths.

 

If you want, put something on the tv you lie down on if you got a tv there

[Cathalos]

well what was I suppposed to do with the extra? and she mighta been mad cuz she told me to eat the bag. 

and deep breaths hurt my tummy worse  

I don't need tv, I need someone to come rub my tummy and convince me I'm not gonna die. normally I'd order a pizza and ask emilio to do it (the dominoes guy) but I'm too full for pizza  

what do I do kitty personn???

[CatCakey]

Don't eat a full bag of something if you can't. Tell her you can't. You could heat it up for later/another day.

 

Take smaller breaths then, but not too small.

 

And lie down, or just sit back on a nice comfy chair/sofa

[Cathalos]

well I'm lying down. who uses the internet sitting up? buncha olympians. 

well I didn't know I couldn't eat it, I never ate a bag of mashed potatoes before. and she told me to so I thought that meant I could. 

what does big breaths do?

if I just lie down and breathe deep will I be okay?

 

[CatCakey]

Just breath like you always do.

And putting a screen right in front of your face probably isn't helping.

 

Don't do anything and just lie there for a while until you feel better

[Cathalos]

that's BORINGGGG
screens are bad for tummies?

[CatCakey]

Depending on the exact situation, electronic devices don't exactly help to make you feel better. Especially if the screen is right up in your face

[Cathalos]

it's like 2 feet away. is one farther okay?

come on mommmmmmmm 

also I moved to type this and it made it worse aauughhh someone come kiss my tum tum better

are there any solutions that don't involve me being bored or in pain anyway?

[CatCakey]

Have a nap?

 

You could have a, cat nap XD

[Cathalos]

my tummy hurts too much to have a nap D:

also I'm still in day clothes and getting up would also hurt my tummy.

poor tummo

[CatCakey]

You know what a cat nap is right? It's only a short nap

 

I've slept in daytime clothes before. I'm pretty sure you can take a short nap without moving from where you are if you are lying down

[Cathalos]

yeah but that's uncomfy and I'm just super uncomfy right now from toesies to my head so like napping is gonna be hard. you can just like nap all over the place whenever?

[CatCakey]

Clothes I wear during daytime, if I even go out, feel fine enough to sleep in

 

But unless I actually go out, I'm always in my pyjamas when I'm at home

 

And it depends where exactly and how tired I feel