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...what is this, bullocks? I've been sitting in front of this bloody throne for a full revolution of the spheres and THIS is what i'm greeted with? Blasphemy! Heresy! INDIGNANTY!!

*my tophat grows twelve feet, the éclairs burst into purple flame and I throw my cup of tea in App-lestia's big, dumb face*

I do believe talks have broken down. War it is, my dear little pony.

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*Deflects tea with magic, turning them into tea-sicles, which crash to the ground and shatter*

Oh, my little Fawkes.

Has it come to this? Do not be such a savage.

So crude, so.. rudimentary.

Look at your subjects.

Would they really survive your rule?

*gets up from chair, extends wings*

War it is.

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Oh my dear Tenkan. War with this simplepony is no reason for the pie production plants to be shut down.

OH THE CONTRARY! They shall be put into full production to celebrate the short, mundane war we are about to wage and the glorious victory which we will take shortly thereafter.

*stands from the tea tray of peace and straightens the 20 foot tophat upon my head*

My dearest Appliance. How I DO fear for you and your wayward subjects.

No worries tho. Through the glow of the moon's glory... they will see.

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*nods my head in Tenkan's direction, my horn aglow*

The best promises are the sweet ones :3

*a mountain of pies appears in front of Tenkan*

The New Lunar Republic is generous. And primely, FOR the ponies~

NOT the monarchy.

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One must do the best for ones' subjects.

They would die under your rule.

Farmers would be losing their jobs.

*horn glows, pies turn into Baked Bads*

You see? Even the sweetest promises are merely sugar-coated and for the benefit of the political pony himself.

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*a big chesire grin spreads across my face as my mane shimmers*

Oh my my my!

*holds up one of the pies, watching as the crust crumbles and petrifies before turning to Tenkan*

Dear Tenkan... did you see that? Our royal majesty would have you poisoned! She would rot your stomach to prove a point.

*clicks my tongue in disappointment as I drop the pie and turn away*

Tis a good thing The Republic is here to rectify that~

*nods my head again, another hot, delicious pie appearing in front of Tenkan*

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See, Tenkan?

The Republic can't even think straight! Biting tea cups and the like.

Pitiful.

*horn glows and tea cup becomes ice*

I wouldn't want you feeding lies to my subjects, my dear little Fawkes.

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