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[Davroth]

*balances a pony and a squid on his head*

...

*almost topples...*

[Penumbra]

1) Eight months old. Windpipe closed up.

2) 2 years old, Almost crawled off a castle

3) 5 years old, Almost passed out oafter choking on some candy

4) 8 years old. Almost hit by car.

5) 9 years old. Almost stabbed self in chest with large knife.

6) 17 years old: Hair got in way of eyes. Almost got hit by car.

7) 17 years old: Almost hit by bus. Bus driver laughing,

8) 17 years old: Jumped off stairs, hit head on low celing curb, cut open head.

9) 18 years old: Dog hit me in crotch.

[Appliance]

c:

[Penumbra]

Appy.

Appy.

Appy.

..

*Gives Pen-Pen hug

[Cathalos]

6) 17 years old: Hair got in way of eyes. Almost got hit by car.

7) 17 years old: Almost hit by bus. Bus driver laughing,

8) 17 years old: Jumped off stairs, hit head on low celing curb, cut open head.

ive avoided two major injuries this year. TWO! i owe the universe SOMETHING i guess... ive got it! ima go jump down the stairs. see you in the ER!

[Rosewind]

It's not like I did it on purpose!

in what way? i exaggerate and make fun of people by avoiding what was meant and hating on what was said, or loud and obnoxious, or both? or something completely different that im not seeing?

Okay then! Why am I suddenly hungry for a talking sammich?

[Cathalos]

well, obviously. its just kind of fun to think of how that would play out. calls friend. "oh hey, hows it goin? been a while since we've had casts for people to sign, ya know? yea, i like having casts. hey, i know! lets get another one! meet up at my house soon? ok? ok bye? meets up "here, i found this metal rod. lets see how much damage we can cause to our wrists with this! the one with the higher docor bill wins? ready? GO!"

[Sulvuss]

c:

: D

[AsthmaticPegasus]

1) Eight months old. Windpipe closed up.

2) 2 years old, Almost crawled off a castle

3) 5 years old, Almost passed out oafter choking on some candy

4) 8 years old. Almost hit by car.

5) 9 years old. Almost stabbed self in chest with large knife.

6) 17 years old: Hair got in way of eyes. Almost got hit by car.

7) 17 years old: Almost hit by bus. Bus driver laughing,

8) 17 years old: Jumped off stairs, hit head on low celing curb, cut open head.

9) 18 years old: Dog hit me in crotch.

Tough break there :I

[Davroth]

I once almost got run over by an ambulance. It was kind of a close call.....

[Sulvuss]

I once almost got run over by an ambulance. It was kind of a close call.....

Kind of ironic really.

[Appliance]

Appy.

Appy.

Appy.

..

*Gives Pen-Pen hug

*wargls*

*rubs butter on*

It's like you're toast

[AsthmaticPegasus]

..... Appy, we should make Penby toast. It would be delicious

[Angie Cakes]

Angie's worst injury was falling on her head, but I've already told that story :l

it's hard to get hurt when you don't do anything

[Cathalos]

one time i kicked a table on accident and hurt my toe. another time my brother threw a piece of cardboard at my mouth and it cut my gum... thats about it.

[Appliance]

..... Appy, we should make Penby toast. It would be delicious

hmm..

nah

*spreads butter on Sulvuss as well*

[tyler008bon]

Are we talking about near death experiences?

Last year my science teacher nearly ran me over.

[Appliance]

Clearly your grade wasn't high enough

[AsthmaticPegasus]

Was he a biology teacher? Because then you could make a joke about natural selection.

[DreamNotes]

And today students we'll be studying.... *looks up random students names* Hmmmm who to pick who to pick......

<.< >.> Get your minds out of the gutter.

[tyler008bon]

Clearly your grade wasn't high enough

I got straight 89's all year.

Never anything different.

So you are correct.

And it was my bio teacher, but it was kind of an akward subject.

[Sulvuss]

hmm..

nah

*spreads butter on Sulvuss as well*

Your going to need a lot of butter!

[Appliance]

I got straight 89's all year.

Never anything different.

So you are correct.

And it was my bio teacher, but it was kind of an akward subject.

Teachers are out to get you.

Make sure your test scores are good, or you'll have math and English teacher after you too.

[AsthmaticPegasus]

Your going to need a lot of butter!

Mmmm, I bet she is :I

[Sulvuss]

Mmmm, I bet she is :I

I don't understand exactly what this is directed to....that I'm...big?