Fawkes Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 Aye! There are stations to be manned!Cannons to be charged!Troll Princesses to be ripped down from their thrones and cast into the sun!The New Lunar Empire is an engine of war whose march will not be stopped until the RIGHTFUL ruler of Equestria is seated upon her throne!For Equestria! For the moon! FOR THE NEW LUNAR REPUBLI!! FOR LUNA!!! Link to comment
Appliance Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 Ha!Fawkes, you wish.*pets Davvy* Second-in-command, man the Pegasi launchers. Link to comment
Fawkes Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 Oh my dear, dear Appliance.Your delusional, over-confidence will be your downfall.TENKAN. Man the Pinkie Pie launchers! Link to comment
Appliance Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 Your lack of strength and organization would make you crumble.Do your worst! Link to comment
Davroth Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 Pegasi-Cannon manned.Bring it on, dirty revolutionaries!! Link to comment
Tenkan Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 They're all prepped! But we need more ponies to man them, Captain!*Carries one Pinkie Pie launcher*But now worries, I can carry one fine. Link to comment
Total-Tortilla Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 *checks pockets* Uh....I've got about 38 bits aaand...some lint.I can still fight in the war, right? Link to comment
Fawkes Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 NEEEIGGH!You will carry TWO Pinkie Pie launchers and you will fire them while flying through the air in slow motion and singing "Cupcakes!"The smothering darkness which is about to be brought upon your flank, App, will be biblical.And Total, you're over-qualified. YOU'RE CONSCRIPTED.WELCOME TO THE NEW LUNAR REPUBLIC.*slaps a Pinkie Pie launcher in his hooves* Link to comment
Davroth Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 When I shoot my cannon, white pigeons fly up around me in slow motion!I need an order to open fire, though. Link to comment
Starlight-Dash Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 Hey look, a three-headed manticore! Link to comment
Fawkes Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 TENKAN! OPEN FIRE ON DAVROTH BEFORE HE RECEIVES THE ORDER TO OPEN FIRE!FOURTH WALL DESTRUCTIVE CAPABILITIES HAVE BEEN GRANTED. Link to comment
Davroth Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 Oh gods of Chaos, grant me strength!!*ascends into a greater horse demon*REALITY WARPS AROUND ME!!! BRING IT ON, REVOLUTIONIST SCUM!!! Link to comment
Tenkan Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 *Rubs ear* O.K! O.K!Sheesh.*Lifts Pinkie Pie launcher as he spreads his Pegasus wings and starts to fly*This better be loaded!*Tries to hold still to aim at Davroth*Ah, fiddlesticks! Why's it so windy today! I can't aim straight! Link to comment
Bronies For Life Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 *walks into the war with enough soldiers to overtake Equestria in a single day*Sup, guys? OPEN FIRE! Link to comment
Davroth Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 *demonfire blazes around me*COME OUT LITTLE PONIES.YOU CAN HIDE, BUT YOU CAN'T... HIDE!!! Link to comment
Appliance Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 *App-lestia opens wings, and flies above the crowd, firing magic at troops, turning them into frogs*Problem, New Loser Republic?> Link to comment
Fawkes Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 Scramble the griffon squadrons!Unleash the dragons! AWAKEN THE URSA MAJOR!! Link to comment
Appliance Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 *Ursa Major is released.. For App-lestia's side. You mad?**flies to Fawkes*Boo. Link to comment
Bronies For Life Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 *Twice as many troops appear*Thank Luna for cyborgs! OPEN FIRE! Link to comment
Davroth Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 *continues causing mayhem under the faceless enemy troops* Link to comment
Captain Obvious Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 Did I win? WHERE'S MY COOKIE?! Link to comment
Fawkes Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 *pokes App-lestia in the eye with unicorn horn* Surprise! >:3 Link to comment
Tenkan Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 Luna, save us!*Throws the Pinkie Pie launcher at Fawkes and dives right into a hay-stack*Fight your own war! I'm built for flying, not dying! Link to comment
Bronies For Life Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 *sends troops after Fawkes*DIE, HERETIC! Link to comment
Davroth Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA CHAOS RULES SUPREME! Link to comment
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