Appliance Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 Oh, excellent. I was hoping we would finish this the refined way.*sits, puts bow-tie on and adjusts, sipping tea*I do hope you brought the èclairs, hmm? If not, I will be very disappointed.So very disappointed.Now. Where can we come to an agreement for me to win this little thing, huh? Link to comment
Vinyl Scratch Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 *Tactical Shadowbolt Squad Incoming*While they dominate everyone, let's all LOL at this: Link to comment
Fawkes Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 Of course, of course! *pulls out the tray of deliciously delectable eclairs and places them on the table*Now then! Right. This silly little war.*stirs my cup of tea, producing soft tinking sounds as my tophat grows an inch taller*I apologize terribly so, but i'm afraid that I simply MUSt be the one to win this engagement. Link to comment
Appliance Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 Right on cue, Vinyl.Fawkes! The entertainment is here.*sips tea, nibbles èclair*Is your tophat growing? Oh, no matter.*sips again*Oh, really? I doubt that. How ever will the country run without its' ruler?(Is actually drinking tea at the moment! :'D) Link to comment
Bronies For Life Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 *puts on monocle*Quite.*Blasts the Shadowbolts*I can't let you do that, Star-Vinyl... Link to comment
Vinyl Scratch Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 Ha, you think they're all I brought?GO M1A1 ABRAMS BATTALION~!We Shadowbolts will win, as we are legion, we are many. Link to comment
Fawkes Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 Oh what fun! Dashing good show!*turns back to Appliance as the Shadowbolts are blasted to the ground in a heap of flame and agonized shrieks of pain*And yes, i'm afraid it has a terrible penchant for growing when it gets excited. Tea is QUITE the hat affrodisac after all.*takes a sip of my own tea* But indeed. This bountifully beautiful kingdom of Equestria simply CAN'T survive without an able hooved, sharp minded, tophat wearing ruler. Link to comment
Bronies For Life Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 Oh, you truly believe that, my good friend?*Sends the army of self-replicating cyborgs after the tanks*Any country can stay alive simply if you kill the rebels, and keep the public happy. Link to comment
Vinyl Scratch Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 Well this isn't going as planned...Ah well, THROW ALL THE POKEBALLS Link to comment
Neopopulus Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 I have no idea whats going on. :I Link to comment
Vinyl Scratch Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 If you can't beat em' might as well join em'*Slips down Shadowbolt hood/mask*Nice tea, I assume homemade? Link to comment
Vinyl Scratch Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 Right here, it's actually fairly good.*offers a cup and a biscut* Link to comment
Neopopulus Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 Why thank you*sits next to you and sips the tea* Link to comment
Bronies For Life Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 I'm sorry, Shadowbolts.*Launches Orbital Friendship Cannon's at Shadowbolt Home Base*But I can't let you live. Link to comment
Fawkes Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 *tips my tophat from my head and pulls out from within two lovely wooden Victorian chairs, placing them around the table for Vinyl and Neo before returning the tophat to my head where it grows another three inches*Homemade? Don't be ridiculous, my dear pony! How silly. Households can't effectively brew tea. Their brews always taste oaky and dust-laden. How barbarous! *takes another sip*This tea was brewed by my very own Sea Serpent assistant. Link to comment
Vinyl Scratch Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 *Spits tea*What the hell?!*Flys off momentarily, so fast there's a sonic boom*Ha!*Deflects the beam with a Chaos Beam even more powerful then zooms back*What the hell was that for? We seized our attack, be a gentlecolt and seize yours.Now then... Back to my biscut. Link to comment
Neopopulus Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 This looks exciting Link to comment
Bronies For Life Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 Oh, you really think I was aiming for your base?*motions towards the land around the base, which was decimated by the other 4 blasts*If anyone lays a hoof there now, the entire thing will collapse! And as why I did it? *pushes mane out of the way*You can't win a war if your enemies are still standing... Link to comment
Fawkes Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 Oh my! How exciting! *watches in mild interest, taking another sip of tea as my tophat shrinks five inches*Oh, don't worry dear. They're only being a bunch of sillyponies. *pats my tophat reassuringly* Link to comment
Total-Tortilla Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 *peeks over the edge of the table, eyes darting at the party-goers*...ohaiI can has class? *dons small top hat and monocle* Link to comment
BlackFang Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 absent 2 hours*3 more pages*went from civil war to tea party Link to comment
Total-Tortilla Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 absent 2 hours*3 more pages*went from civil war to tea partyArt thou disgruntled? Link to comment
Chonico Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 QUICK! WE MUST ATTEMPT TO RESTORE ORDER BEFORE THIS THREAD GOES...30 PAGES!? Are you kidding me?! A few hours ago it was at 25 pages.What is wrong with you ponies!? Are you crazy? I mean, its one thing to- OH hey! Some ponies still wear top hats?*digs out own top hat, monocle, and pipe*Why I do say... *blows out bubbles from pipe*... This tea and biscuits are simple marvelous. Link to comment
Bronies For Life Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 I'm quite sorry to say, but all of thou's base now happen to belong to me. Link to comment
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