Davroth Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 ALL HAIL APP-LESTIA!!*demon energies rise again" Link to comment
Tenkan Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 Rule sh'mule! I want pie! Link to comment
Rocky Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 Boy, App-lestia, you sure have this planned out. Link to comment
Appliance Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 App-lestia always has a plan.Isn't that right, Davvy? *pets Davroth**Hands Tenkan pie*App-lestia loves all her subjects.That foal, Fawkes, only loves those that fight for him. 1 Link to comment
Rocky Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 So, how many subjects do you have up to date? Link to comment
Tenkan Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 PIE! :-o :-o Wait...is it....Apple pie? Link to comment
Davroth Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 FOOLISH FOALS, ALL THE PONIES ARE APP-LESTIAS SUBJECTS!!*flames engulf hooves* Link to comment
Fawkes Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 ...what is this, bullocks? I've been sitting in front of this bloody throne for a full revolution of the spheres and THIS is what i'm greeted with? Blasphemy! Heresy! INDIGNANTY!!*my tophat grows twelve feet, the éclairs burst into purple flame and I throw my cup of tea in App-lestia's big, dumb face*I do believe talks have broken down. War it is, my dear little pony. Link to comment
Tenkan Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 But Fawkes!If war wages on...then.......No PIE!!! Link to comment
Appliance Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 *Deflects tea with magic, turning them into tea-sicles, which crash to the ground and shatter*Oh, my little Fawkes.Has it come to this? Do not be such a savage.So crude, so.. rudimentary.Look at your subjects.Would they really survive your rule?*gets up from chair, extends wings*War it is. Link to comment
Davroth Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 YES!! LET SLIP THE COLTS OF WAR!!*starts growing again* Link to comment
Angie Cakes Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 I've lost track of what's going on here, so have this video 1 Link to comment
Tenkan Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 I've lost track of what's going on here, so have this video It's...magic! Link to comment
Fawkes Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 Oh my dear Tenkan. War with this simplepony is no reason for the pie production plants to be shut down. OH THE CONTRARY! They shall be put into full production to celebrate the short, mundane war we are about to wage and the glorious victory which we will take shortly thereafter.*stands from the tea tray of peace and straightens the 20 foot tophat upon my head* My dearest Appliance. How I DO fear for you and your wayward subjects. No worries tho. Through the glow of the moon's glory... they will see. Link to comment
Tenkan Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 *Rubs his temples in agony*So many words...so many choices! So many promises! Link to comment
Davroth Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 JOIN US!! THE POWERS OF CHAOS CAN BE YOURS FOR THE TAKING!!! Link to comment
Fawkes Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 *nods my head in Tenkan's direction, my horn aglow*The best promises are the sweet ones :3*a mountain of pies appears in front of Tenkan*The New Lunar Republic is generous. And primely, FOR the ponies~NOT the monarchy. Link to comment
Appliance Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 One must do the best for ones' subjects.They would die under your rule.Farmers would be losing their jobs.*horn glows, pies turn into Baked Bads*You see? Even the sweetest promises are merely sugar-coated and for the benefit of the political pony himself. Link to comment
Davroth Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 THEY PROMISE YOU PIE IN THE FUTURE!! WE HAVE PIE RIGHT NOW!*chomps down on a chaos pie, thoughtfully provided by a lesser demon* Link to comment
Tenkan Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 *Epic sad face of disappointment as stomach growls*This is so uncool. Link to comment
Fawkes Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 *a big chesire grin spreads across my face as my mane shimmers*Oh my my my!*holds up one of the pies, watching as the crust crumbles and petrifies before turning to Tenkan*Dear Tenkan... did you see that? Our royal majesty would have you poisoned! She would rot your stomach to prove a point.*clicks my tongue in disappointment as I drop the pie and turn away*Tis a good thing The Republic is here to rectify that~*nods my head again, another hot, delicious pie appearing in front of Tenkan* Link to comment
Total-Tortilla Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 You can have some of my oatmeal, Tenkan o3o 1 Link to comment
Bronies For Life Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 Well then. Time to crash this party.*Diverts one of the cannons toward the location of the party; does an action move jump just before the whole thing falls into flames* Link to comment
Fawkes Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 *looks from side to side, trying to find the location of the aforementioned flaming party*Uhm... hum.*furls his brow and absentmindedly takes a bite out of the tea cup I was previously holding* Link to comment
Appliance Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 See, Tenkan?The Republic can't even think straight! Biting tea cups and the like.Pitiful.*horn glows and tea cup becomes ice*I wouldn't want you feeding lies to my subjects, my dear little Fawkes. Link to comment
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