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[Angie Cakes]

Cool guys don't look at explosions

[Angie Cakes]

They turn around and walk in slow-motion

[Conor Colton]

Sorry, couldn't help myself, but then again I have seen too many explosions today

[Angie Cakes]

Does anybody know this song?

[BlackFang]

*sigh*

goddammit tenkan

just keep an eye on it.... if it decides to go out of control, pray your death be swift...

[Conor Colton]

I'm with Fang on this one, that throne is evil!

[Angie Cakes]

[Conor Colton]

Ha that song was awesome, thanks Angie, that was well worth it

[Fawkes]

*blast of flame and smoke engulf throne*

*smoke slowly dissipates*

*throne falls backwards with a gentle thud, otherwise unscratched*

*throne whispers*

I̿̍́͊̽̑͠͏̵̡̬͔̺͍͙̲͙̩̜̹͇͕͔̭̝̝͝Ņ̳̹͇̝̪͈͙̗͈̫̟͔̭̘̥̜͎ͧ̎̔̂̐ͬ́̕͠ͅͅ ̑̍̒ͮͭ͋ͣ̌̍ͪͯͥͬ̆̆́̌̓ͩ͏͝҉̪͇͙͙T͂́̊͒͜҉̣̮̖̦H̛͈̠̘̯̗̘͆ͣͣͫ̉ͩ̉̀̾̈́̋ͨ́ͤ̃E̶̠̯̫̰̜̻̩̱͍̱̭̟͕̬̿ͯ̊̌̏̇̋ͣ̃̍́ͅ ̶̢̣̟͉̠̞̝̪̬̗͖̽ͯͣͩͧ̉̈́̑̅̅ͭͣ̃̀͊ͪ͊̚͡͠Dͫ͋́͐͋ͭ͒̿ͧ̓ͬ̏ͫͫ̅̎́̚͏҉͚̙̹͔̘͚̩̘͇͎̠̱̰̜͚͡͞ͅͅͅA̵̪͕̱̥ͤ̃̽ͩ̌̍ͮ͢R̠̤̼̟ͩ̽̽̈̌̐͆̇͗̀͢K̷̛̛̏ͩ͌̆͐̓̒̿͒͏̺͕͎̘͙͈̪Ǹ̷̛͖̤͖͚́̓́̕͞E̅̋̓͒̐͌͂̌ͨ͑̔̐ͫ͊͋̑́͏̗̣̙̩̪͈̳̲̟̩̣̪̖̥͉͉̞S̠͇̮̖̺͉̘̻̭̮̱̠͔̼̪̗̠͌͆̇ͣͣ̿̌́͘͘͝S̾ͫ̎͋ͦͮ͊̎ͦ̾̅ͭ̄̐ͣ̿̌͢͠͞҉̶̺̪̳̝͍͉̦̰̤͉̜

̷̪͔͙̮̺̲̥̹̻̂̇̃̿̈͒͂̑͆̂͗̔ͪ̃͑ͤ̉̚͘͜ͅͅẄ́͗̑̉͂̄̔͐ͮ̾͏̸̛̝̪̳̰̹̭̥͔Ē̸͛ͣ͛̐̇̋̒ͤ́̚͘͏̳̫͚̞̤̦̗̳͖͚͓͕̠̙̪ ̸̛̻̺̙̰͎͎̻̙̪̝̟̺̟̫̗̓̒̑̍ͦ̋ͮ͂ͨ͛͐̂̌ͪ̕͠ͅẈ̢͇̝͔̱͎̮ͣ̓ͯ͆̀̆ͬ̉̒͒͊̃͛̒͡͞ͅȀ̖̝͓͇̔̋̂̎͒̓ͦ̌́͟Ḯ̢̟̩̤̮̪̗̳̺̦̘̱̬̓̈ͨ͒̈́͊̄͂ͨ͞T̨̮͕̭̪̤̮̠̫̗͚͉̮͖͖̰̣ͮ͒ͨ̈̔̿̿͑̊̃͟ ̸̞̼̘̮̗̼̤͉̝͓̭̜̮̙͍͂̿ͤ̄̉ͭ̅̉̅͆ͮ͂͐ͫ͒͢F̨͍̲͇̺̹̲̖̻͉̳̠͛̒̀̐̓ͩͯͪ̅ͯ̌̈̒̉͋ͭ̀̚̚͞͝O̶̡͇̱͚͖̮͒̾̾ͩ̉ͥ͗́́̀̚R̸̺̻̺͖̟͖͖͎͓̼̱̻̤ͤ͆̉̑̅̉̅̆́ͣ́́͢ͅ ̡̡͇̟̠̤͇͙̣̳̩͚̥̬̩̟ͭͣ́͐̋̅̓̇ͨ̋̚͢Ȟ̲͙̩͓̝̞̫̺͓̹̈̓̓̉ͩ̂̓̇̋̍̀̚͢͡͠I̴̸͈̞̯͉̅ͬͮͨ̃̏̏̓̂̄͊̔̅̋̅͂͒̀̕͢͞ͅM̷̪͍̰͕̠̰͇͍̎ͦ̒̀͟͠͠

̵̛̟̺͖̠̼̼̖̱̞̗̮͈͚͒ͩ̃ͣͮͣ͂́̕͢T̵̸͈͇̭͖͕͔͚̲̔͒ͦ̌̽ͤ͒̅͒ͧ̄͆̽̒͐̏ͨ͒̒͝͝ͅH̵̸̎́̇ͦͮ̆ͨͩͬ͒͂͋͆͆̊͜҉̴̯͇̣͕̰̭̘̯͉͔̩̺̯̪̠E̵̓ͥͨ̃͒ͨ̌͐̔͂̐́͑̀̚̚̕҉͓̻̘͉̗͈̜̫̗̼̞̻̭̥ ̢̓̃ͫ̒̇͊ͨ́͐̊ͣͫͧ̃̈͋̎͢҉͔̗̱͖̜͈Õ̷͉̻̭̣͔̪͈̮ͮ̊͊͂̀͞Ǹ̑̎̂̂́ͫͯ͗̈͠͏̡̼̦̗͍͚͉͉̪̥͖̗͍͕̱̤̱͉͠Ę̷̟̬̘̪͈̻̞͇̍ͨ̍͂̋̿̂ͮ̌ͭͤ̓ͭ͘͝ͅ ̢̬̤̗̞̟͈͉͉͍ͧ̈ͬͪ̆̅̉̋W̵̡͖̼̮̣͈̺̮͎̫̱͕̬̺͔͍̣̼ͤ̑ͮ̋̈́͊͆͗̍̿̀̊̆̈͆́́͘I͚̦̙͔͊͌́̅̾̾̅͆ͪ̿̆̓́͟͞T̷̢̳̦̞̤͖̺̺̺ͤͩ̒͗̐̿ͪ͆ͨ͠͠H̴̗̮̙͖̲̝̬̖͇͈̘̺͎̍͆ͦ̿̊̂̉ͮ͑̋̐͛ͫ̅ͤͣ̚̕ ̷̛̳̜͔͔̳̱̝̜̘͚̺̘̺̝̜̩̮̍ͫ̓ͤͭ̅̕͝M̡̩̝̰̦̤͖̾ͥ̊̎͌̎̍̀͟͝Ḁ̵̛͉͉͎̣̯̜̤̩͙̬̲͕̘̘ͮ͋ͮ̃̃̋͋̉ͨ̍͊̒̽͊̎Ḋ̷̴̢͈͎̫̜̣̜͔̳̤̙͕͉̫̬̼̟͎ͧͭ̂ͪͦ̃̐̒̎̏ͪͫ͝N̲̩̤̦̔̌ͪ͛͢͡E̜̬͖̱̟̣̬̱̬̝̩̳̣͓̼̺̻̎͂ͣͦ͑̈́ͦ̆͌͂ͭ̌̂́͠ͅS̢̭͈̯͚̦̺̗͆̿ͪ̓͊͜͞S̴̢̰̫̹͖̹ͨͬ̓͜'̢̘̼͕̽̍͌͋ͧ̏ͬ̑̅͛ͦ͑ͯ̇͐ͫ͘S̶̸̲̺͕̥̪̯̻̘̪̗̘̬̯̙̞̻̭͛̿̌̏̓̐ͣͨ͗̄ ̪̫̮̼ͪ̿̚̕ͅC̨̪͈̲̝͙̮̘̟̮̠̞͖͙͔̰̣̠̑̐̉̏̏̑̀̚͟͞A̢͚̯͖̗͇̠͚͕̱̤̲͈͐ͧ͑͗ͭ̍͐͊̾̚R̴̃̀ͪ͆̅ͩ̍͌҉̪̮̳̩͚̜̜́ͅE̡̳̩͙̥̮͈̳̼̗͇̤̥͇̯̗͕̻̮ͯ̋̆̈̊͋̈́̋̾ͧ̽̂̇ͯͬͦ̓̋̕ͅS̄͆̃̅͆͆ͤ̋͊͐ͩ̏͒͟͢͞͏̙̠͔̠̱̪̖̣͔S̸̨̳̟̣̠͓̱̺ͫ̒͛̎̍̌̌ͪ̍̄̀́̚͜͢͡

͉̜̭͎͍̳̒ͫ̅ͮ͛ͨ͋ͥ̊̾̔̈́͡͝A̶̶̡̙̦̬̺̗͗̂́̎̆͒̈̓ͨ̒͛̓̃̈ͥͨ̔̀Ḻ̴̡̗̞̹̘̹̮̘̮̯̞̼̻͖̩̠͕̄ͮͨ̆͊̈́͟͟Lͩ̐̈́̋͂̽̆̒͊ͩ́ͫ͠҉̜̳̺͕͢ ̡̟̤̗͙͙̩̱̮̑̍ͦͬ͠͡O̢̊͂ͮͩ̔̾̈͐͊̐҉̧͍̭͙̲͟T̡̛̽ͪ̾̐̓ͥ͒ͩ̾̃ͭ̂͝҉͓̼̞̥̼̥̟̻̲̫͇̮̗H͇͔̣̦̮͉̹̥̦̦̠̹̽̒̄͒́̕͠E̶̵̛͕͇̟̼̻̣̬̞̰͕̝͇̾̓̔̌̒͑͌̔͆ͩ̇́͠R̴̷̢̐ͧ͗ͮͪ̌͐ͯ̃̈́ͩ͂҉҉̰̖̫̮̭̦̬̤̟̲̠͈̣̝̩Sͦ̃̆̂ͫͨ͆ͣ̃̃̓̊̾̇͗ͬ̐̚҉̛̺̹̲̩̮͈̙̳̙̥̥͚̱͎̝̤̜͉̜ ̴̴͇͙̼̱̪̼̪̣̮̻͈̝̼̮̪̤͋ͦ̾ͯ̎̃̉ͯ̑͋́ͅW͒̅ͫͭ͏̵͢҉̡̠̰̩̗͉̳͚̦̬̞̥͍̼̭Ĕ̷̵̌̓̂̀͑̀̏ͩͭͣͪ͐͑̋͗̚̚͟҉̱̞̳̳̺͈̼͎̣̼̮͠ͅ ̛͍̝̟͎͔̩̬͚̩͕̩̣̊̓ͭͭͤ̎̍̒̑͡R̷̴̴͍͕̱̟͙ͬͮͮ̽͞Ḭ̻̯͎̙̝̯͕̫̯̳̰̜̹͎̥͊̐̍͆͋́́̕P̛̜̗̼͕̥͙͚͈ͥ͋ͤ͊́͐̈́͊͑̉ͯͪ͋̿̀͜ ̨̭͚̭̪̯̰͉̖̥̤̥̱̬͖͇̩ͫ̋̏ͮ͂́̕F̧̭͍̤̭̻͈̫͋̾́͗̾̑ͮ̑̅͗́̊̅Ŗ̩͓̖̭̰̳̹̐̃̓ͤͯ̅̽̄̽ͥ̒̀̿͆́̿͡Ō͌ͮ̿̃͐ͦ҉̥̮̱̜͉̱͇͓̲̱̤̩͟ͅM̝̟̳̥̭̱̉̿͐̋̾͐̌͒ͣ̔ͣͭͮ̿̄͗̚͢͞ ̷̧̨̛͈̮̦̰̀ͬ̓͐͟Lͪͮ̈́̑̓̅͏͟͡͠͏̰̱̭̲̳̮̳̱͖̦̬̖ͅͅİ̷̸̡͍̟͉̣̣͕̰̟ͣ̂̍ͯ̓̏ͫͩ̎͋̒̀̔̆̕ͅM̷̼̘̟̬̼̜ͯ̃ͫ̈́ͬ̐̿ͮ̆Bͩͦ̔̏̔̃̍̓̉ͥ̀ͪ̑͂͌͛ͥ͌ͩ͏̸̧̣̥̮̼͙̬͕̱̺͍̟͢͡ͅ ̛͓̥͇͙͍̺͈͎ͯ̐̿̉ͧͪ͐͐̽͞ͅͅŢ̘̬͈̳̦͉͔ͭͫͧͭͦ̊̀ͮ̂̔͌̂̂͂ͩ̈͌͜͡͡ͅO̴̢̯͉̬̙̜͉͔̮͙̼̾̍̓͆̃́ͤ̒̔̀ͥͨ͐̐̎ͬ̿̚͡ͅ ̛̍͊̄̃̑͜͠͏͖̭͈͕͟L̴̜̠͕̣̳̞̦̯̖͖̥̠̞͙͍ͩͣ̔ͬ́͆͆̄ͤ̊̽́̏̉ͮ̕ͅI̵̧̢̗͍͉̩͎̗̤̟̯͕͍̼͚̓͗̃̈́ͪ̊̒̋̍ͭͩ͐̋́͡M̷̸̗̙̞͕̮͖̼̳͍̬̮̩̦̪̗̂̂̓̒͠Bͨ͆̏̅ͯͨ̎̆ͦ́ͮ̎͂̐̒̓҉̸̴̵̩̻̩͔̲̭̣̜͉̮͍̻̗͘

[Conor Colton]

.......good shot Tenkan

[MicroChip]

Oh no! That poor throne! I'd go pet it, but I gave back the keys to Fawkes.

[Conor Colton]

Keys? For what?

[BlackFang]

I̿̍́͊̽̑͠͏̵̡̬͔̺͍͙̲͙̩̜̹͇͕͔̭̝̝͝Ņ̳̹͇̝̪͈͙̗͈̫̟͔̭̘̥̜͎ͧ̎̔̂̐ͬ́̕͠ͅͅ ̑̍̒ͮͭ͋ͣ̌̍ͪͯͥͬ̆̆́̌̓ͩ͏͝҉̪͇͙͙T͂́̊͒͜҉̣̮̖̦H̛͈̠̘̯̗̘͆ͣͣͫ̉ͩ̉̀̾̈́̋ͨ́ͤ̃E̶̠̯̫̰̜̻̩̱͍̱̭̟͕̬̿ͯ̊̌̏̇̋ͣ̃̍́ͅ ̶̢̣̟͉̠̞̝̪̬̗͖̽ͯͣͩͧ̉̈́̑̅̅ͭͣ̃̀͊ͪ͊̚͡͠Dͫ͋́͐͋ͭ͒̿ͧ̓ͬ̏ͫͫ̅̎́̚͏҉͚̙̹͔̘͚̩̘͇͎̠̱̰̜͚͡͞ͅͅͅA̵̪͕̱̥ͤ̃̽ͩ̌̍ͮ͢R̠̤̼̟ͩ̽̽̈̌̐͆̇͗̀͢K̷̛̛̏ͩ͌̆͐̓̒̿͒͏̺͕͎̘͙͈̪Ǹ̷̛͖̤͖͚́̓́̕͞E̅̋̓͒̐͌͂̌ͨ͑̔̐ͫ͊͋̑́͏̗̣̙̩̪͈̳̲̟̩̣̪̖̥͉͉̞S̠͇̮̖̺͉̘̻̭̮̱̠͔̼̪̗̠͌͆̇ͣͣ̿̌́͘͘͝S̾ͫ̎͋ͦͮ͊̎ͦ̾̅ͭ̄̐ͣ̿̌͢͠͞҉̶̺̪̳̝͍͉̦̰̤͉̜

̷̪͔͙̮̺̲̥̹̻̂̇̃̿̈͒͂̑͆̂͗̔ͪ̃͑ͤ̉̚͘͜ͅͅẄ́͗̑̉͂̄̔͐ͮ̾͏̸̛̝̪̳̰̹̭̥͔Ē̸͛ͣ͛̐̇̋̒ͤ́̚͘͏̳̫͚̞̤̦̗̳͖͚͓͕̠̙̪ ̸̛̻̺̙̰͎͎̻̙̪̝̟̺̟̫̗̓̒̑̍ͦ̋ͮ͂ͨ͛͐̂̌ͪ̕͠ͅẈ̢͇̝͔̱͎̮ͣ̓ͯ͆̀̆ͬ̉̒͒͊̃͛̒͡͞ͅȀ̖̝͓͇̔̋̂̎͒̓ͦ̌́͟Ḯ̢̟̩̤̮̪̗̳̺̦̘̱̬̓̈ͨ͒̈́͊̄͂ͨ͞T̨̮͕̭̪̤̮̠̫̗͚͉̮͖͖̰̣ͮ͒ͨ̈̔̿̿͑̊̃͟ ̸̞̼̘̮̗̼̤͉̝͓̭̜̮̙͍͂̿ͤ̄̉ͭ̅̉̅͆ͮ͂͐ͫ͒͢F̨͍̲͇̺̹̲̖̻͉̳̠͛̒̀̐̓ͩͯͪ̅ͯ̌̈̒̉͋ͭ̀̚̚͞͝O̶̡͇̱͚͖̮͒̾̾ͩ̉ͥ͗́́̀̚R̸̺̻̺͖̟͖͖͎͓̼̱̻̤ͤ͆̉̑̅̉̅̆́ͣ́́͢ͅ ̡̡͇̟̠̤͇͙̣̳̩͚̥̬̩̟ͭͣ́͐̋̅̓̇ͨ̋̚͢Ȟ̲͙̩͓̝̞̫̺͓̹̈̓̓̉ͩ̂̓̇̋̍̀̚͢͡͠I̴̸͈̞̯͉̅ͬͮͨ̃̏̏̓̂̄͊̔̅̋̅͂͒̀̕͢͞ͅM̷̪͍̰͕̠̰͇͍̎ͦ̒̀͟͠͠

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͉̜̭͎͍̳̒ͫ̅ͮ͛ͨ͋ͥ̊̾̔̈́͡͝A̶̶̡̙̦̬̺̗͗̂́̎̆͒̈̓ͨ̒͛̓̃̈ͥͨ̔̀Ḻ̴̡̗̞̹̘̹̮̘̮̯̞̼̻͖̩̠͕̄ͮͨ̆͊̈́͟͟Lͩ̐̈́̋͂̽̆̒͊ͩ́ͫ͠҉̜̳̺͕͢ ̡̟̤̗͙͙̩̱̮̑̍ͦͬ͠͡O̢̊͂ͮͩ̔̾̈͐͊̐҉̧͍̭͙̲͟T̡̛̽ͪ̾̐̓ͥ͒ͩ̾̃ͭ̂͝҉͓̼̞̥̼̥̟̻̲̫͇̮̗H͇͔̣̦̮͉̹̥̦̦̠̹̽̒̄͒́̕͠E̶̵̛͕͇̟̼̻̣̬̞̰͕̝͇̾̓̔̌̒͑͌̔͆ͩ̇́͠R̴̷̢̐ͧ͗ͮͪ̌͐ͯ̃̈́ͩ͂҉҉̰̖̫̮̭̦̬̤̟̲̠͈̣̝̩Sͦ̃̆̂ͫͨ͆ͣ̃̃̓̊̾̇͗ͬ̐̚҉̛̺̹̲̩̮͈̙̳̙̥̥͚̱͎̝̤̜͉̜ ̴̴͇͙̼̱̪̼̪̣̮̻͈̝̼̮̪̤͋ͦ̾ͯ̎̃̉ͯ̑͋́ͅW͒̅ͫͭ͏̵͢҉̡̠̰̩̗͉̳͚̦̬̞̥͍̼̭Ĕ̷̵̌̓̂̀͑̀̏ͩͭͣͪ͐͑̋͗̚̚͟҉̱̞̳̳̺͈̼͎̣̼̮͠ͅ ̛͍̝̟͎͔̩̬͚̩͕̩̣̊̓ͭͭͤ̎̍̒̑͡R̷̴̴͍͕̱̟͙ͬͮͮ̽͞Ḭ̻̯͎̙̝̯͕̫̯̳̰̜̹͎̥͊̐̍͆͋́́̕P̛̜̗̼͕̥͙͚͈ͥ͋ͤ͊́͐̈́͊͑̉ͯͪ͋̿̀͜ ̨̭͚̭̪̯̰͉̖̥̤̥̱̬͖͇̩ͫ̋̏ͮ͂́̕F̧̭͍̤̭̻͈̫͋̾́͗̾̑ͮ̑̅͗́̊̅Ŗ̩͓̖̭̰̳̹̐̃̓ͤͯ̅̽̄̽ͥ̒̀̿͆́̿͡Ō͌ͮ̿̃͐ͦ҉̥̮̱̜͉̱͇͓̲̱̤̩͟ͅM̝̟̳̥̭̱̉̿͐̋̾͐̌͒ͣ̔ͣͭͮ̿̄͗̚͢͞ ̷̧̨̛͈̮̦̰̀ͬ̓͐͟Lͪͮ̈́̑̓̅͏͟͡͠͏̰̱̭̲̳̮̳̱͖̦̬̖ͅͅİ̷̸̡͍̟͉̣̣͕̰̟ͣ̂̍ͯ̓̏ͫͩ̎͋̒̀̔̆̕ͅM̷̼̘̟̬̼̜ͯ̃ͫ̈́ͬ̐̿ͮ̆Bͩͦ̔̏̔̃̍̓̉ͥ̀ͪ̑͂͌͛ͥ͌ͩ͏̸̧̣̥̮̼͙̬͕̱̺͍̟͢͡ͅ ̛͓̥͇͙͍̺͈͎ͯ̐̿̉ͧͪ͐͐̽͞ͅͅŢ̘̬͈̳̦͉͔ͭͫͧͭͦ̊̀ͮ̂̔͌̂̂͂ͩ̈͌͜͡͡ͅO̴̢̯͉̬̙̜͉͔̮͙̼̾̍̓͆̃́ͤ̒̔̀ͥͨ͐̐̎ͬ̿̚͡ͅ ̛̍͊̄̃̑͜͠͏͖̭͈͕͟L̴̜̠͕̣̳̞̦̯̖͖̥̠̞͙͍ͩͣ̔ͬ́͆͆̄ͤ̊̽́̏̉ͮ̕ͅI̵̧̢̗͍͉̩͎̗̤̟̯͕͍̼͚̓͗̃̈́ͪ̊̒̋̍ͭͩ͐̋́͡M̷̸̗̙̞͕̮͖̼̳͍̬̮̩̦̪̗̂̂̓̒͠Bͨ͆̏̅ͯͨ̎̆ͦ́ͮ̎͂̐̒̓҉̸̴̵̩̻̩͔̲̭̣̜͉̮͍̻̗͘

ermmmm.... tenkan you here?? you might want to start running..... really REALLY fast.

[MicroChip]

The keys to the.... oh! You don't know, do you?

[Conor Colton]

No, I don't know, can you please tell me?

[MicroChip]

The keys to the throne. Usually held by Fawkes. Only passed on when he's gone for an extended period of time, and needs someone to take care of things for him. Or something like that...

[Conor Colton]

Oh alright, thanks for keeping me informed Micro

[Penumbra]

Its a chair. Why is everyone getting all worried like over a chair.

And another thing, why would a chair need keys? What useful purpose would they have on a chair! It makes no logical sense!

[Angie Cakes]

what are you talking about? all chairs have keys. I've never seen one without

[Penumbra]

What does the key unlock exactly?

[Angie Cakes]

the cushions. all those hard chairs? you have to unlock it to get the cushions out.

[Penumbra]

There are dark forces at work here!

Everybody seems to have gone crazy! More-so!

I may be the last person with a functional brain!

I must go nail slices of cheese to the roof so the dark forces can't find me!

That'll so them. That'll so all of them! INCLUDING YOU!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Fawkes]

*throne giggles*

[Penumbra]

Sadup throne you're not suppose to talk. You have no influence over me. Now come over here, i wish to Bachensteiner you up a bit.

[Parker_Izing]

Of course! The throne! It's the throne used by all the Villains, Dr Evil, Dr NO, Spectra, Dr Claw, Dr Robotnik, Angela Channing, Gaddafi, Saddam Hussein... There had been to many bad guys putting his flank on it (and farting proudly) they imbibed it's very evil essence (and stench)