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Well Dusty clad in kilt left a bar one evening fair

And one could tell by how he walked the he'd drunk more than his share

He fumbled 'round until he could no longer keep his feet

And he stumbled off in to the dirt to sleep beside the street

Ring-ding didle idle i de-o

Ring dye didley i oh

He stumbled off in to the dirt to sleep beside the street

About that time two young and lovely girls just happened by

One says to the other, with a twinkle in her eye

"See yon sleeping Dusty, so strong a handsome built?

I wonder if it's true what he don't wear beneath the kilt."

Ring-ding didle idle i de-o

Ring dye didley i oh

I wonder if it's true what he don't wear beneath the kilt

They crept up on that sleeping Dusty quiet as could be

Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see

And there, behold, for them to view beneath his Scotish skirt

Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth

Ring-ding didle idle i de-o

Ring dye didley i oh

Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth

They marveled for a moment, then one said "We must be gone.

Let's leave a present for our friend before we move along"

As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon tied in to a bow

Around the bonnie star the Scot's kilt did lift and show

Ring-ding didle iidle i de-o

Ring dye didley i oh

Around the bonnie star the scot's kilt did lift and show

Now Dusty woke to nature's call and stumbled towards the trees

Behind the bush he lifts his kilt, and gawks at what he sees

And in a startled voice he says, to what's before his eyes,

"Lad, I don't know where ya been, but I see you've won first prize"

Ring-ding didle idle i de-o

Ring dye didley i oh

Lad, I don't know where you've been, but I see you've won first prize

(hope y'all giggle at this. XD)

Classic joke.

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Ouch Fawkes! D:<

What did I do to deserved that!

DID YOU READ THAT THING? DID YOU?

Cuz I need you to read it.

I need you to understand it.

I NEED YOU TO ACCEPT IT.

THERE IS NO APPY HERE D:<

THERE. IS. NO. APPY. HERE.

She abandoned us LOOOOONG ago.

Nothing but her ghost and sweet memories remain...

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And just what is going on with APOLLINE Fawkes? oh you dog you :3

(Fix'd)

*sniffles*

ANYWAY... now that we have that all squared away.

Eet iz ze applebucking, Conor~

Ze oldest calling to ze pony kind~

I simply... answer ze call :3

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Ze applebucking, of course!~

Our passionate applebucking is never REALLY finished... as long as there are still apples in the trees :3

Well... that or the complete and utter mutilation and destruction of this thread and all its inhabitants.

She certainly meant one or the other.

I'm not sure which though...

Hmmm.

*sips tea*

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Yes. Imagination. My dear apprentice and freind has returned. I simply must implore you to sit down and have a spot of tea with me. I prefer it if you can dress white tie..but a waistcoat and formal shoes/leggings would be good enough

Unless, you feel forced. Which then come dressed as whatever..

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Gray tea, the most English tea you can get. It has a bit more of a bitter but pale yet refined strength to it *slowly lifts a round kettle with various small tentacle like patterns going around its lid and pours tea into a macthing but very well formed and crafted cup*

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