Angie Cakes Posted December 2, 2011 Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 THERE IS NO APPY HERE D:< Link to comment
Fawkes Posted December 2, 2011 Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 (hope y'all giggle at this. XD)I think the first time I heard this was at a Renaissance Faire~EXCEPT I DON'T RECALL THE MAIN CHARACTER BEING NAMED DUSTY~ >:3 Link to comment
Conor Colton Posted December 2, 2011 Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 Well she was here earlier dang it!I don't think I deserved the newspaper though Link to comment
Sulvuss Posted December 2, 2011 Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 Well Dusty clad in kilt left a bar one evening fairAnd one could tell by how he walked the he'd drunk more than his shareHe fumbled 'round until he could no longer keep his feetAnd he stumbled off in to the dirt to sleep beside the streetRing-ding didle idle i de-oRing dye didley i ohHe stumbled off in to the dirt to sleep beside the streetAbout that time two young and lovely girls just happened byOne says to the other, with a twinkle in her eye"See yon sleeping Dusty, so strong a handsome built?I wonder if it's true what he don't wear beneath the kilt."Ring-ding didle idle i de-oRing dye didley i ohI wonder if it's true what he don't wear beneath the kiltThey crept up on that sleeping Dusty quiet as could beLifted up his kilt about an inch so they could seeAnd there, behold, for them to view beneath his Scotish skirtWas nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birthRing-ding didle idle i de-oRing dye didley i ohWas nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birthThey marveled for a moment, then one said "We must be gone.Let's leave a present for our friend before we move along"As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon tied in to a bowAround the bonnie star the Scot's kilt did lift and showRing-ding didle iidle i de-oRing dye didley i ohAround the bonnie star the scot's kilt did lift and showNow Dusty woke to nature's call and stumbled towards the treesBehind the bush he lifts his kilt, and gawks at what he seesAnd in a startled voice he says, to what's before his eyes,"Lad, I don't know where ya been, but I see you've won first prize"Ring-ding didle idle i de-oRing dye didley i ohLad, I don't know where you've been, but I see you've won first prize(hope y'all giggle at this. XD)Classic joke. Link to comment
Fawkes Posted December 2, 2011 Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 Ouch Fawkes! D:<What did I do to deserved that!DID YOU READ THAT THING? DID YOU?Cuz I need you to read it.I need you to understand it.I NEED YOU TO ACCEPT IT.THERE IS NO APPY HERE D:<THERE. IS. NO. APPY. HERE.She abandoned us LOOOOONG ago.Nothing but her ghost and sweet memories remain... Link to comment
Fawkes Posted December 2, 2011 Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 *puts band-aid on Conor's snout*~ :3 Link to comment
Conor Colton Posted December 2, 2011 Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 Edit: *See's bandage*Oh Fawkes, I can't stay mad at you :3 Link to comment
Fawkes Posted December 2, 2011 Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 Accept what?!Dang it Fawkes, you're confusing me >:[Accept that Appy is gone and she is NEVER coming back!NEVER.EVER.SHE DOESN'T LOVE US ANYMORE...She...She doesn't...Care about us... anymore............ Link to comment
Conor Colton Posted December 2, 2011 Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 You know that isn't true Fawkes... Link to comment
Angie Cakes Posted December 2, 2011 Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 this is appythis is apolline Link to comment
Conor Colton Posted December 2, 2011 Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 Whoops I know the difference though, and I know who I'm talking about Link to comment
Fawkes Posted December 2, 2011 Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 And just what is going on with APOLLINE Fawkes? oh you dog you :3(Fix'd)*sniffles*ANYWAY... now that we have that all squared away.Eet iz ze applebucking, Conor~Ze oldest calling to ze pony kind~I simply... answer ze call :3 Link to comment
Conor Colton Posted December 2, 2011 Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 You sure your alright about the whole Apolline thing Fawkes?Oh, and I've been meaning to ask, what did she mean about 'unfinished business'? Link to comment
Fawkes Posted December 2, 2011 Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 You sure your alright about the whole Apolline thing Fawkes?....you're trolling me, aren'tcha? >:3 Link to comment
Conor Colton Posted December 2, 2011 Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 Me? Troll?Never >.>But what did she mean about 'unfinished business'? Link to comment
Fawkes Posted December 2, 2011 Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 Ze applebucking, of course!~Our passionate applebucking is never REALLY finished... as long as there are still apples in the trees :3Well... that or the complete and utter mutilation and destruction of this thread and all its inhabitants.She certainly meant one or the other.I'm not sure which though...Hmmm.*sips tea* Link to comment
Conor Colton Posted December 2, 2011 Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 Oh, okay then, thanks for clearing that up buddy I'm sure we have nothing to fear Link to comment
Imagination Posted December 2, 2011 Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 Good day everypony, I have returned!You now have something to fear :3 Link to comment
Conor Colton Posted December 2, 2011 Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 Oh trust me, I feel safe knowing that you're here :3Edit: But I guess no ponies are ever safe on this thread......oh well Link to comment
Imagination Posted December 2, 2011 Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 Trust!I have gained it! Link to comment
Sulvuss Posted December 2, 2011 Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 Yes. Imagination. My dear apprentice and freind has returned. I simply must implore you to sit down and have a spot of tea with me. I prefer it if you can dress white tie..but a waistcoat and formal shoes/leggings would be good enoughUnless, you feel forced. Which then come dressed as whatever.. Link to comment
Imagination Posted December 2, 2011 Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 Unfortunately the fanciest clothing I own is my dress B uniform :C Link to comment
Sulvuss Posted December 2, 2011 Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 Its ok. You are so delightful your personalitly clearly shows you are of high class.Welcome to my table.Gray or regular tea? Link to comment
Imagination Posted December 2, 2011 Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 I've never had nor heard of gray tea I must partake! Link to comment
Sulvuss Posted December 2, 2011 Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 Gray tea, the most English tea you can get. It has a bit more of a bitter but pale yet refined strength to it *slowly lifts a round kettle with various small tentacle like patterns going around its lid and pours tea into a macthing but very well formed and crafted cup* Link to comment
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