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I turn mine eyes away for a few MERE moments and ANOTHER new pony just shuffles right on in?

And one that happens to have an intriguing username?

AND AN AMAZING AVATAR?

AND NO PONY POSTED THE PICTURE!? D:<

WHAT IS THIS?

ANGIKINS, I'M TAKING YOUR RAISE BACK. YOU ARE NO LONGER ENTITLED TO ALL THE CHEESE ON THE MOON >:[

And now I can't find the picture either...

What a sad day...

>:

*sob sob sob*

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Penumbra thinks there isn't a lot of cheese on the moon.

So, not a lot is lost.

Apart from the picture.

That is gone.

Forever.

Not even Penumbra can get it back.

*Falls onto knees

DAMN YOU THREAD!

You've taken so much from all of us but gave nothing in return!

But one day Penumbra will watch you burn in hellfire!

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WHO DOES PENUMBRA THINK PENUMBRA IS FOR PENUMBRA TO SAY THAT PENUMBRA DOESN'T THINK THERE'S MUCH CHEESE ON THE MOON? >:[

Has Penumbra been to the moon?

No?

Well that answers THAT.

Fawkes has been to the moon TONS of times.

Where do you think he learned to shuffle so well?

And I can safely say that the entire thing is solid cheese.

All the way through.

And the center is liquid fondue~

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WHO IS FAWKES THINK FAWKES THINKS THAT FAWKES THINK THAT FAKES IS TO THINK THAT PENUMBRA HASN'T BEEN TO THE MOON? FAWKES ISN'T ENOUGH OF A PENUMBRA-FAWKES FOR FAWKES TO THINK THAT PENUMBRA HASN'T BEEN TO THE MOON!

Has Penumbra been to the moon?

Well....no.

But my logic still stands.

Fawkes can't assume anything of Penumbra until he is Penumbra! He would have to be Penumawkes or a Fawkumba to remotely understand Penumbra's logic!

If the moon was made of cheese than it would be covered in French people and frogs legs!

Are there any French or frogs on the moon?

Penumbra being Penumbra THINKS NOT!!!

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WHAT?

WHAT?

WHAT IS THIS?

I DON'T EVEN... I CAN'T... I WON'T... I WILLN'T...

Clearly Penumbra has forgotten his History lessons >:[

The Great Moon War of 1988?

America's genocide of the indigenous French natives of the moon?

AMERICA'S CAPTURE OF ALL THE CHEESES?

Why you think America went to moon so much?

Rock samples?

NO. THAT'S SILLY.

No one even likes rocks.

But everyone likes cheese.

Except those who don't.

But they don't matter anyway.

SO THERE, SILLY PENUMBRAWKES

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...

...

...

Penumbrawkes.

Infernal Love.

Fiendish Fancies.

Passionate Plunderings of Plots.

I feel like...

WE NEED TO COMMISSION THIS.

NOW. RIGHT NOW.

WE NEED TO GET CONOR TO WRITE THIS.

HE IS THE ONLY WRITER WHO CAN CAPTURE OUR TRUE PASSION.

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What? My soul needs what?

Go on spit it out.

Don't keep my waiting!

GO ON THEN!

TELL ME!

OH NO!

I'm Floating in a ball of water.

Bayonetta? I've never played Bayonetta!

If anything my soul would have the monsters from Amnesia and Penumbra in it! You know, It being Penumbra's name and all

"Penumbra, your soul....needs a new decor. It was so...."

"TACKY!"

*leaps on Fawkes to commence ZE BUCKING*

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