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*pulls pink polkadotted handkerchief from top hat*

*blows nose noisily*

*sighs and stares up at sky*

Oh, nothing dearest Conor.

Don't worry thine pretty little head not a moment over it.

I'm just getting too old for this >:[

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>:[

*horn glows*

*camera bursts into flame*

*shoves my handkerchief into Sulvuss' hoof*

*handkerchief bursts into swarm of spiders*

No. I shall be quite alright, Sulvuss, my dear.

Quite alright, indeed.

*stands and straightens mane*

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Its a good thing I'm a lightning god or I would be bothered by spiders. Thankfully bugs always go into my light which zaps them *zapping sounds*

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MY FAMILY OF SPIDERS!

ZELLOB!

THRELOB!

SHELOB!

JIMMY!

OH GOD, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?

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YEAH?!

Why didn't you make them into popcorn...?

Fawkes did that once...

Ah, Conor has exceptional memory.

Yes, they're Popcorn Spiders.

OR THEY WERE AT LEAST.

NOW THEY'RE... they're, dead Popcorn Spiders.

*narrows eyes at Sulvuss*

I won't forget this, my dear ol' British chap.

Fawkes wont forget this.

*flops into throne*

*crosses one leg over the other*

*reaches down with left hoof only to grasp at air*

...oh. Hum.

*mumbles to self*

...need a tea tray girl....

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