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*screams in pain*

"You brought me to the cheapest f***ing doctor you could find. That's it. No more crumpets for three years, Fawkes."

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NoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

DDDD:

*piles together all the Bits I've been scaming off of Conor*

*flings them all at the greatest doctor in Equestria*

FIX THE FLANK.

FIX IT NOW.

MAKE IT PERFECT!! DDD:

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BUT... I HAD... I DID... I...

jfersoipuhiorufhewsiofhu D:<

*pulls out top hat*

*flings onto ground, top down*

*reaches in, pulls out iron safe, flings onto ground*

*smashes safe with oversized mallet*

*collects all the wallets I stole from that one group hug*

HUMPH >:[

*FLINGS ALL OF THEM IN THE DOCTOR'S FACE*

FIX.

FLANK.

GOGOGOGOGOGOGO.

MY CRUMPETS ARE AT STAKE! D:

Fawkes is nothing without his crumpets... >:

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*sounds of drilling, jackhammering and pounding and hoof scraping against a door from within the doc's office*

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGH! CELESTIA THAT HURTS! AAGH"

*sits outside office*

*twiddles hooves*

*looks up at clock*

*looks down at hooves*

*twiddles them some more*

*looks over at magazines*

my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-brony-mainstream-media-priceless.jpg

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*makes a mental note to find an English speaking doctor next time*

*goes back to twiddling hooves*

:I

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*walks out of the blood splattered doctors office, a sexy new flank in place and full of life*

"Aaah... Thank you dear. I feel so much better."

*swings flank around and waves it at Fawkes*

"Celestia's mane, this flank feels wonderful!"

*remembers*

"Okay... I'll down your sentence to forty posts so you can have your crumpets."

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*horn inadvertently shoots off sparks*

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*cough, cough*

F-Fantastic... you'll be able to... a-applebuck so much faster... n-now.

THE HARVEST WILL BE TWICE AS SWEET.

ALSO, HAZZUH FOR CRUMPETS : D

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