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[Angie Cakes]

the weirdest thing I've ever found in my bed was a bloodstain on my pillow

my face was bleeding

I was doing an art project on my bed and fell asleep on my scissors

[AsthmaticPegasus]

Your're alot more fun than most ponies at the table.

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Ever considerd wearing eye shadow?

I dunno... I've never tried it :I

[Penumbra]

this

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calls..

..for

..a

MAKEOVER! PENUMBA STYLE!!!

which is just red, white and black.

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But in all srsness.

I put eye shadow on the other week.

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I found it humorous.

[tyler008bon]

the weirdest thing I've ever found in my bed was a bloodstain on my pillow

my face was bleeding

I was doing an art project on my bed and fell asleep on my scissors

I once did something similar.

Of course I was using a desk and a knife instead.

I was once told that I can fall asleep anywhere.

School bus (check)

Plane (check)

Every room in my house (check)

The floor, table, and desk in the living room (check)

Helicopter (check, and boy was that money worth it)

Car (check)

Car while driving (I don't wanna talk about it)

The knife one was my favorite.

I once had a dream where a hundred bees attacked and stung me. A bee stung me at Sam's later that day.

[tyler008bon]

this

..

calls..

..for

..a

MAKEOVER! PENUMBA STYLE!!!

which is just red, white and black.

..

But in all srsness.

I put eye shadow on the other week.

..

I found it humorous.

And you wonder why I mistook you for a girl...

[AsthmaticPegasus]

Penby Peggly makeover?

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[Davroth]

I wouldn't trust Penumbra with children.

[Penumbra]

Not good with children?

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But look at my big red smile.

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don't I look friendly?

And I can do magic.

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I can make pencils disappear.

And you wonder why I mistook you for a girl...

You're theb 3rd person to mistake me for a girl.

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I should just claim to be a girl then.

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Idea, next new guy that comes around, say im a girl.

[tyler008bon]

You just remind me of a less demented version of my friend Waivy (Raiven).

Much, much, much less demented.

[Volt]

Silly willy

wasps don't "bite" you they sting you :3

That doesn't make any difference to me to be honest. I still took my revenge >:l

[Penumbra]

Geez tyler

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And I thought my jokes were bad.

[Appliance]

.

[AsthmaticPegasus]

Oh, oh!

an I see a magic trick uncle Penby!

I wanna see a syringe disappear :I

[Penumbra]

One step at a time Peggy.

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I shoud really start working now.

Ya know. Being at work and all. Might as well.

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Appy.

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*Nods

[AsthmaticPegasus]

Appy!

-glomp-

[tyler008bon]

Appy?

[Appliance]

blehblehbleh

-rolls away-

I'm a roll

on a roll

rolling off

rolling away

rollrollroll

Appy?

I'll give you a guess

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it's not Penumbra.

[Sulvuss]

.

[tyler008bon]

I'll give you a guess

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it's not Penumbra.

Appy...

Appliance...

Nope! No connection there!

[AsthmaticPegasus]

-trots after Appy-

Nuuuuu D:

I want to glompz juuuuuu!

[Volt]

Appy!

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Thank you.

[AshtonSSG]

PONIES, MY FRIENDS.

WHAT DO YOU GUYS AND GIRLS DO WHEN YOU'RE SAD TO CHEER UP.

[Appliance]

Appy...

Appliance...

Nope! No connection there!

Oh, aren't you a clever little muffin.

-trots after Appy-

Nuuuuu D:

I want to glompz juuuuuu!

Hands off my cash, Monty!

Appy!

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Thank you.

>Thanked for no evident reason

Your words of gratitude are ruled dilatory.

[tyler008bon]

PONIES, MY FRIENDS.

WHAT DO YOU GUYS AND GIRLS DO WHEN YOU'RE SAD TO CHEER UP.

Shoots things with my bow and arrows.

Walk around.

Read a happy story.

Write.

Sleep.

Watch MLP.

Are you sad? You shouldn't be sad. Texas hasn't been taken over yet.

[AsthmaticPegasus]

instant cheeriness