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From what I've read so far, I know now that you're all conspirators.

Ponies with evil intentions such as to stop my glorious victory over this thread!

Why? WHY?!

Oh, hi there Tenkan!

Conspirators? Rather pushy, you think?

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Why have ponies started to speak in the third person like Penumbra!?

Well lucky for you, Penumbra thinks imitation is the highest from of flattery.

He loves you all! And much as anyone can with a knife in his hoof!

Penby... What are you talking about?

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Oh, don't mention it my dear Rockzy~

It's just one of the many services I offer.

*polishes hoof*

I charge 5 Bits per blown cover, btw.

*in a low whisper*

Listen... I didn't want this to happen so soon, okay?

On top of that, I didn't ask for the service. What is a "Bit"?

Ever hear of "sarcasm"?

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What are you doing with that knife?

Wha?

Did you think i was going to..?

..that hurts rocky.

I was going to cut you some cake!

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Just because this is Penumbra's stabbing knife doesn't mean he's going to stab you!

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He'll just eat this cake all by himself now.

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*nom

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*evil look

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*in a low whisper*

Listen... I didn't want this to happen so soon, okay?

On top of that, I didn't ask for the service. What is a "Bit"?

Ever hear of "sarcasm"?

What?

WHAT?

WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE YOU'RE POURING INTO MINE EARS?! >:[

THERE'S NO TIME LIKE THE PRESENT.

That's why they call it the PRESENT. Cuz it's awesome and everypony wants it.

And Bits? Theeeee universal currency of Equestria?

COMMON NOW.

And... and...

Sar--... sar-kaz-uhmm?

That's like... sarcophagus.

And... chasm.

A CHASM FULL OF SARCOPHAGI?

No. No im afraid i've never heard of such a terrible, terrible concept.

Sounds more like Penby's cuppa tea~ :3

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What?

WHAT?

WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE YOU'RE POURING INTO MINE EARS?! >:[

THERE'S NO TIME LIKE THE PRESENT.

That's why they call it the PRESENT. Cuz it's awesome and everypony wants it.

And Bits? Theeeee universal currency of Equestria?

COMMON NOW.

And... and...

Sar--... sar-kaz-uhmm?

That's like... sarcophagus.

And... chasm.

A CHASM FULL OF SARCOPHAGI?

No. No im afraid i've never heard of such a terrible, terrible concept.

Sounds more like Penby's cuppa tea~ :3

Shhh...

Well, can you at least not go yelling out my "feelings" like a mad person?

Well that's good because Penumbra just cut himself on the cake

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There's blood every were

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Its just like his 12 birthday party

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Somebody call me an ambulance

Does 911 call the ambulance?

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Oh, hi there Tenkan!

Conspirators? Rather pushy, you think?

I just came out of watching MI:4. Everyone's a conspirator/secret agent! >.>

It's cuz WE ALL LOVE YOU TENAKN~ /)*3*(\

Really? No...conspiracies?! @_@

Well that's good because Penumbra just cut himself on the cake

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There's blood every were

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Its just like his 12 birthday party

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Somebody call me an ambulance

Awkwaaaaaaaard.....

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