CloudShimmers Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Extravagant don't be so rediculous, every one knows that the illuminati is just a cover for the Patriots trying to manipulate us all via nano machines and to start wars with Metal Gears... Silly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Uhhhhh.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CloudShimmers Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Oh so that's too crazy, Snowy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Never said that.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CloudShimmers Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 But we both know it is too crazy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Crazy, but not imposible...I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CloudShimmers Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Tanks walking on two legs... not too impossible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExtravagantEvil Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 I think it's frankly, the Mole People and their nanomachines doing all this.Obviously using Goldman-Sachs as a cover and financial base (which explains their crash)Which funnled Yellow Uranium to Unwed teenage mothers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fireraven23 Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Can't we all agree Manbearpig is controlling all corruption and conspiracies out there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CloudShimmers Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 *clears throat*"Before Father's time, before our brother; Solidus; The three great powers made a pact that lasted throughout the two world wars. They're pact created a group known as the Philosophers. But factions within the Philosophers became greedy, and began hunting after there accumulated wealth: The Philosopher's Legacy. This would be the foreground for Zero's Patriots.... Nine years ago I attempted to free us from FOXDIE as well as Sons of the Patriots: the ultimate method to have us be controlled by the Patriot's soldiers."Good Sir, I do believe I just Both out nerded, and conspiracied you. Good day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fireraven23 Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 *clears throat*Kittens.That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExtravagantEvil Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Was my only thought with Thyme's stuttering in the RP, and Snowy's response remind me a little bit of Lassie?*What's that Thyme? Timmy's Stuck in the Well!?"But Maybe...It's Kitten Cyborgs from sent from the past of another Universe, wherein the world was destroyed at the hands of the ever growing literal tentacles of 4chan, so the Kitten Cyborgs travelled to the past of that universe to get them built early, so that they could get time travel sooner, and realized 4chan could not be defeated simply through time loops.It seems as if they needed to come to a safe world and gather vast sums of Twinkies, FYE Gift cards, and MacGuyver DVDs. Also a 6 pack of beer, and gather the resources to forever lock their 4chan into a state of comatose laziness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Sufferin' succotash! What's wrong with you ponies? Obviously, all the internet trolls made a pact with Darth Vadar to repair the Death Star in agreement to take down random sites in order to raise Galileo from the dead so that he can make a hot tub time machine, and then have rainbow kittens to fly into space to knock out all the satelites out of the planet's orbit; thus causing an internet apocolypse. Duh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a23223 Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 REALLY GUYS!The Time Stallions,are trying to brainwash all of us into being their subserviant servants, at which point they will harvest our bodys and turn us into milk, which they will in turn drink, and we will become one with the Time Stallions.Duh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thebluemage Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 I'm surrounded my morons..........OKAY. In the beginning, The Shamans and the politicians made a pact that the shamans would curse the planet so all the Twinkles and glasses of milk would disappear in 2012, explaining the Mayan Calendar. Unfortunately, Timothy the Space Ninja was able to stop their evil plan through a terribly cliche quest.But that is a story for another day.Then the Politicians, in their rage, sent out a death beam at the sun causing it to get really angry and send down it's burning wrath upon us.So now the forces of darkness are preparing for war.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CloudShimmers Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 ... You know, I give up... Snowy wins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreyMatter Posted June 29, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 But, you guys are missing one vital piece of the puzzle. Us. You see, MLP: FiM is actually government sanctioned. The government LET it be good. And they are training us to be the next generation of american soldiers. Not killing them with kindness, no. We will be armed with party cannons, magic, and flying. Like Fluttershy, we will fight with weaponized cuteness. WE are a part of the conspiracy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CloudShimmers Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 It's a Canadian show. It has nothing to do with US government. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fireraven23 Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 So I'M part of the conspiracy then. Canadians will take over the world with love, tolerance, and beer, 'cause that's what Canadians do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Nope. I shall claim my victory! *does happy dance* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Nope. All other arguments are invalid. I shall claim my victory! *does happy dance* whoops, double post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExtravagantEvil Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 ...What the heck did I just read up there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fireraven23 Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 We all know that Snowy is a mole man's pet cat, that was planning on seducing the president, so we should know that she is just tricking us by giving false accusations to what the 'true conspiracy' is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CloudShimmers Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 All hail Snowy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Well, that would be true if Thyme obviously wasn't an animatronic bear escaped from the amusement park that was programmed by robot space invaders that want to steal our secret reserve if pudding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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