911

[Calzone]

Hello 911? yes I just found a man with knives for eyes asking for food but Im afraid he'll use knife eye attack on me. should I give him food or shoo him away with demon banishing rubber hose?

Use tail whip to lower his defense, and then catch him in a super ball. anyone that tells you super balls are worse than ultra balls is a rat

Hello 911,

I have this crazy blue haired pony in glasses next door, that started a party 3 days ago and she hasn't stopped. Her wubs are so loud I can't sleep.

THERE IS NO WUB ONLY ZOOL

Hello, someone robbed my car...

It's a 911...

I've called and dispatched the mystery gang and their meddling dog to find out what happened.

[GolgoXIII]

Hallo 911?

Is Amanda there? Amanda hug and kiss *click*

[DreamNotes]

Hello 911,

Sorry about my last call, apparently the part ended yesterday, the wubs was her dishwasher......

[CrescentBlaze]

so I woke up this morning and there was this weird metallic squeaking sound in my head and then I looked in the mirror and looked really hard at my eyes and saw a little hamster on a wheel behind them. I feel fine but...what do?...do I...do I feed it? I think its getting tired.

[Calzone]

so I woke up this morning and there was this weird metallic squeaking sound in my head and then I looked in the mirror and looked really hard at my eyes and saw a little hamster on a wheel behind them. I feel fine but...what do?...do I...do I feed it? I think its getting tired.

Peel the flesh off of your face for easier feeding.

[Cathalos]

someone mentioned a rock and i remembered i had a rock and i went to get the rock and i dropped the rock on my foot and it hurts!

[TheColtofPersonality]

Hello 911, I like to report some sort of horrific beast rampaging around, it is large, it is green and it eats people

I dont think its very nice

[Penumbra]

[JAKJAK291]

Hello, 911? I'm having a reality crisis. I keep doing silly thing like falling down or getting verbaly abused by my friends, and I keep hearing a laughtrack. Or a "Awwwww" sound or any other audience sound. And right now, I think that there are people sitting on couches looking at me from different angles, as in camera angles. I know that there is a television audience watching me right now. I also keep seeing a little black box in the upper righthand corner of my vision. ANd I have a feeling that they are watching you too right now as you answer my call. Is this live tv? Or is everything scripted? I don't know what's going on anymore!!!!!!!! I can feel their beedy eyes on me!