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11 hours ago, SymphonicFire said:

I found chocolate on my panties when I when I went to take a shower. How do I know it's chocolate and not the other thing it could resemble? Don't ask.

 

Welcome to the club! I find coffee beans, pecans, icing, and chocolate in my bra/panties/dryer all the damn time.

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9 hours ago, Penumbra said:

If you don't know what your password is, how could anyone else?

I know I'm important, but I can still not know something when someone else does. It's shocking but true.

4 hours ago, Rosewind said:

Hubby says I have a very specific look on my face called "the look of surprise and disgust," that I make when I'm surprised and/or disgusted. 

That's shocking, I never would've thought anyone was like that.

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Tuna is terrible. I mean think about it, someone like me has to go hunt down tuna in an ocean or sea, I don't even know which. Then I have to swim with my tiny arms and also tiny legs just to catch them with my mouth. It's not like I can cook them or get the water out so it's like a really terrible soup. Chicken is much better, but the feathers are bothersome.

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