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I wonder if it's hard for others to take me seriously with my Scootaloo avatar constantly bobbing back and forth...?
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Keep this up, and you'll just drag endless community rep point from me. xD
Now I will spend the rest of my night pondering a hypothetical world where the mini, fluffy pigs rule all.
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It's a dark and cold night. Toothpaste Thy sits at his bedroom, staring at the computer screen.
It happens. Another "ping".
'When, when will it go? What does it want?' he thinks. it is the same mammal, every time. Tired, he gives a cheerful response. But he needs escape. The Guinea pig follows him everywhere, finds alt accounts and posts funny pictures and witty humor in third person. It's becoming serious. he goes to a therapist, talking about what it says. now his therapist also requires therapy. So tired, he turns the flickering screen off and sits in his bed.
Tap tap tap.
He turns to his window, and sees a pig looking at him, clad in armor. He says nothing, in silent horror. It is them. The pig speaks to him, smiling.
'You have been watched. It has begun.'
And that is how the human race fell to stalking, adorable rodents.
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