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Thebluemage

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  1. (Alright Nemesis, basicly all your buddies have gone up into a ultra castle in the sky which is becoming Discorded and the Forces of Chaos are invading the major cities(and ponyville). Discord is at the doors of the Royal Palace and Strife is fighting a legendary swordsmen of justice. As for you Carmana, it's kinda late but it depends on what you want to be I suppose.)
  2. Strife gasped as he felt the ground give away beneath his hooves, it had been going so well! He had chased this punk all the way to this sweet mansion, which he was probibly going to rob anyway,"I ain't going down like this!" He declared angrily and stuck his hooves out, stopping his fall half way down and wincing in pain, sense when did cobble-stone hurt? "Ya here me? Ya call yourself a scammer? In your uptight mansion with your uptight drinks! I bet Fancy pants is more heartless then you!" He insulted, slowly climbing up, very carefully you should know. After several minutes of this, he sighed with relief as he climbed back to the front porch and fell face-first on the ground. "Now then. Time for a good old fashioned siege!" He declared, the words sounding muffled as he was....well, face first on the ground.
  3. That was one cute puppy.....and horses are good. I like horses. Everyone else: YOU DON'T SAY?
  4. Strife grunted as he fell to the ground,"What the hay? I stole those bits fair and square!" He shouted at the jerk after a moment as the guards that didn't trip over the marbles caught up to him. They started listing off his "crimes",which included theft, being rude, excessive pranking, and one case of arson(more like the most fun you can have at a foal's birthday party!)....he could of sworn he had done more today... "Oh...that's a nice list and all...but you see there is one problem with that and that would be the fact that I HAVE A SMOKE BOMB!" He yelled and pulled a large black ball from out of his light red saddle-bag and threw it at the hooves of the guards, causing a large wall of vision-blocking fog to surround the area. With that, Strife picked himself up and began running towards that punk who stole his bits and nearly got him caught, he had to get his bits back and make a clean get away, he was nearly out of supplies and he was getting kinda tired from the night/morning of work/pranking/cake burning/robbery. "Stay still and give me my money back! Ya chump!" He shouted at his new found adversary, eager to get his cash.
  5. I am a Mage and I approve this idea.
  6. I'm getting a pet too, an animal native to the Mareabian! Basically it is a dog sized snail with Mushrooms growing on his shell. They can be playmates!
  7. Mojo laughed,"Oh don't worry! Your good with animals right? You can just come with us as an extra act!"
  8. .........Did you just say LOL and JK? RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!
  9. Hi! Glad you finally decided to join up! So, I, the Mage of apples, welcome you!
  10. Mojo smiled,"Well, if you ever want to see the world for free, then I'm sure you can hitch a ride with me and Gumbo!" She offered.
  11. "Naw, he is a big softy."She laughed, that was only PART true, but still."Me? I'm a nomad, My brother and I have a large wagon where we live and keep most of our stuff...though I get the feeling his wander lust is fading."She shrugged."Speaking of wander lust, have you ever traveled to another area?"
  12. Strife the Crimson Unicorn laughed as he outran some guards and dropped several bags of marbels behind him,"TAKE THAT YA IDIOTS! I KNOW ALL YOUR TRICKS AND I AIN'T GETTING CAUGHT!" He mocked and sped up. Unfortunately, he did not notice the pony right in front of him. Whom he not a moment later crashed into, causing his totally-not-stolen bits to spill all over the ground,"BUCK! Thanks allot bud!" He glared down at the foal who dared get in his way.
  13. Mojo did a mental head hit, why would she say that? She should know that nopony here would know about Bog-Trotters! Clearing her throat, she began a nice, lengthy explanation,"Well, Bog-Walkers are troubled ponies that seek wisdom and physical strength in the Swamp. So they go out and live in the most dangerous parts of the Mareabian for years at a time, gaining invaluable knowledge and some of the sharpest survival skills on the planet."She explained,"As you would expect, not many ponies return."She added grimly. "But enough about that!" She waved off with a laugh,"Where do you live?"She asked, wait....was that creepy?
  14. Mojo chuckled,"What him? Heh, it would take more then a doll to scare him. He is a Bog-Trotter after all!"
  15. "Wow,That's really brave!"Mojo praised, she did not expect the shy pony to be capable of such things, but he had surprised her quite a bit, hadn't he? "My cutie mark? Well, I got it when I was a little filly living on Vada and I was chosen to be the Apprentice of a local Witch Doctor to see if I had any potential in Voodoo."She began, long forgotten memories rising to the surface, as crisp and sharp as the day they were formed,"I was expected to have trouble with even the simplest potions,like most of the ponies my age, but during the first 2 days I was able to make a Voodoo doll of my brother!"She said proudly, and rose alittle to display her Voodoo doll Cutie Mark.
  16. Mojo blushed at his suggestion,"W-well, my brother is a better boater then I am, but I would love to go!" She said as she moved on to another question,"So...how'd you get your cutie mark?"
  17. Mojo was delighted to hear that, most ponies thought that the Mareabian was an extremely dangerous group of islands with a weak and corrupt government full of bandits. And while that was true it was still rude! "Really? Wow! My brother actually maintains a boat incase he ever has a reason to go back! I'm sure he would love to take you!"She offered happily, maybe this WAS a good idea!
  18. Mojo nodded as he gave his explanation, that made sense, and she was flattered he thought her pet was "cool". Most Equestrians "ewwed" at the thought of such animals,"Oh! It is from my homeland, the Mareabian. I brought Funguy over with me mostly because the Mushrooms that grow on his back are very useful for potion making."She explained,"It is actually one of the few friendly animals where I come from!" She laughed.
  19. Mojo was starting to get interested,"Sharks? That sounds cool!" She stated as she remembered her one pet,"I have a pet Slugshroom."She said, before realizing he probably wouldn't know what that was,"It's like a large snail covered in mushrooms." She explained with a smile,"How do you take care of so many pets?"She asked,"Must be hard work!"
  20. Mojo laughed, his blushes were quite funny!"Aw, your cute! But I'm afraid that the Spirits only show me the long-term future! But I can read the past as well!" She explained as she realized that she would need to initiate most of the questions,"So...do you have any family or pets?" She asked.
  21. "Aw, life guard, that sounds fun! They don't have those where I come from!" She laughed, well, at least he had a good job! Her smile widened as she heard his question,"Well my fun friend! I happion to travel Equestria! Bringing wondrous sights to the foals and telling the future's of the adults!" She declared flamboyantly, before realizing she might make him feel inferior. So she quickly got into a "normal" sitting position and put on a small smile,"But you know, nothing as important as saving ponies or anything!" Deciding that now she should let him ask a question, she waited for him to say something.
  22. Heal +5 Flim Hurt -1 Mrs.Cake Power up Big Mac Granny Smith.
  23. Mojo raised an eyebrow as she took a look at who she would be talking to, he looked...shy. Well, this should be good! Mojo stayed in her seat and motioned for him to take his,"Well hello there!" She greeted with a smile,"Sense we both know each other's name, let's get straight to the talking! So, what do you do?" She asked, one of her rare comforting smiles still plastered on her face.
  24. Just had a fantastic idea for a location, The Mariabian! It started as just a pun made by Caniam, but I have put serious thought into it, just wanted to put this here so I wouldn't forget.

    1. Cainiam

      Cainiam

      Pity nopony has a standardised spelling for it yet though.

    2. Thebluemage

      Thebluemage

      Meh, They will learn to spell it my way.

  25. Discord was taken by surprise as a bolt of lighting shot down at him, he didn't want to waste any energy deflecting it, so he decided on a far simpler solution. He picked up the dark crimson colored mage and raised him above his head, letting him take the blow. "How rude! You know how hard it is to find a minion?" He asked his newly spotted foe as Strife fell to the ground in pain,"Not very hard actually. But that was still rude!" He winked and sent a wave of acidic Strawberry Milk at him, before picking Strife up and throwing him at the warrior.{behind the milk, of course....actually that would of been quite funny...) "You two play nice now! Tata!" He gave a mocking salute and teleported to the entrance of the palace. Strife fell to the ground 10 feet infront of Bowie,"wElL...tHAT hUrt AlOT..."He mumbled in his strange double-voice, before jumping to his still smoking feet,"bUT nOt aS mUCH HurT sa yoUR goING tO Be iN!" It yelled and launched itself at the legendary swordsmen, creating a vast assortment of weapons with his greatly increased magic to strike his foe down.
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