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So everyone has read the story of a brony (or sometimes non-brony) getting into Equestria in some way or another. But I have a concept that might make a good story, but I'm not sure. if you would care to hear about it and give feedback, keep reading. Otherwise another post would be better for you. Read as a book jacket cover. "Bronies throughout the world wish to go to Equestria. And there is good news and bad news about that. The good news is, they all get their wish granted. The bad news is, they ALL get their wish granted. With a population explosion, many thousand confused stallions and mares, and knowledge of the human world climbing, how will Equestria handle some thousand ponified bronies?" A self-insert.

So i was wondering what everyone's favorite MLP related joke was. I'm pretty confident that there are a lot out there. Feel free to tell any other jokes you want as well. A MLP joke I came up with is: So Twilight Sparkle walks into a bar. The bartender looks at her and says. "You look completely normal." Because everyone in Equestria is a pony and no long faces exist.

Tyler, I love your sig. i wish i had it.

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So slenderman walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey fella, why the long AAAAHHHHHGGGG" The bar is now empty.

if it has to be ab well known song at one point, then probably good riddance by green day. if not, then Human by the killers.

Wheatley is floating over your bed. What do you do? Edit: Tell me if you can see pic.

Well it's good to know the universe doesn't want me to not enjoy being an adult.

"I just saved your life your welcome!" The Equestioner said. "Now if you excuse me I've got to open this door." He opened it and allowed the strange Steve like being weilding flint and steel inside.

Thank you. That's what I was trying to find.

So we all know the Mayan calendar ends on December 21st of this year. And that is supposed to be the day the world ends and such. i honestly think it's just a thing that makes life fun, like the zombie apocalypse. Any thoughts on the subject? Just wanting to know. (P.S. My birthday is December 21st, also known as the winter solstice, and the first day of winter.)

Spiderman webs Mario, but mario burns the web with his fireball. And are we talking Spiderman or the Spectacular one?

I happen to have a high functioning version of this disorder. I would say Twilight no but Flutter Shy maybe. There are 3 of 4 criteria she would have to meet first though. None of which I can remember. Brb google is in use. Edit: I couldn't find them, but I did find out best diagnosis is in child(or in this case foal)hood. Because of both the mares' ages, no good diagnosis could be made.

(Been playing BOZombies much?) "Can somepony get that please? I'm kind of busy here." the Equestioner said, still preforming CPR.

Wow, i come back after a day and thirteen replies, with some varying opinions. i'm glad some conversation got started.

Lon was confused at everything going on. He hoped everything would come together soon. He looked at the unconcious pony in front of him and began CPR.

So we all know we are bronies. Well, mabye not me, but that is because of my view on life. And on this question. What is the definition of a brony? I know people can call themselves bronies and only watch 1 episode (I am the opposite), but what do you think officially qualifies someone as a brony? Sure I like the show, but does one need to convert to be a brony? I want to know what everyone thinks of this, because my friends have me confused. Have a nice day by the way!

http://www.canterlot.com/topic/10930-twilights-magic-song/ I did make something else creative. Look if you want.

Oh I get it now. At a restraunt: Hay, I need my order And you listen lady 'Cuz i need dinner So serve me maybe?

RJ-45 nodded. He understood little of what was actually said, but he didn't think it actually pretainted to the mission at hand. Looking around, he saw a nearby terminal and walked over to wipe it.

Step 1: Fall backwards out of my chair in a comedic fashion Step 2: Ask "Are you Luna?" Step 3: Ask: "How did you get here? is there a way for you to get back?" Step 4: Take the way back.

"I don't think Abraxas rings a bell for me." RJ said, still at the door, slightly stunned from the split second action that just went on. "i would like a reminder."

I made different song lyrics to the song "What you don't know". And of course they are now in an MLP version. This is a song where Twilight gets frustrated that a spell of her's wen't wrong and a coltfriend she has tries to help her. I'll try to find out how to get it sung, so just let me know what you think. Instrumental: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBvQ30FQp-w You're quite a sight You're like a light You're even makin' Me smile when we fi-i-ight Not hard to see That you can be More than you are but to you it's a mystery Everypony else in the town can see it Everypony else but you Twilight you enchant my world like nopony else The way that you cast your spell gets me overwhelmed But when you make a mistake it ain't hard to tell You don't know oh oh You don't know magical I hope maybe someday I can be like you And then mabye someday you will find it's true That when it comes to magic you know what to do You don't know oh oh You don't know you're magical al al That's what makes you magical So c-come on You got it wrong To prove I'm right I put it in a so-o-ong I just can't tell How I can sell The fact that you do your spells oh so we-e-el Everypony else in the town can see it Everypony else but you Twilight you enchant my world like nopony else The way that you cast your spell gets me overwhelmed But when you make a mistake it ain't hard to tell You don't know oh oh You don't know magical I hope maybe someday I can be like you And then mabye someday you will find it's true That when it comes to magic you know what to do You don't know oh oh You don't know you're magical al al That's what makes you magical Na na na na na na naaaa na na Na na na na na na Na na na na na na naaaa na na Na na na na na na Twilight you enchant my world like nopony else The way that you cast your spell gets me overwhelmed But when you make a mistake it ain't hard to tell You don't know oh oh You don't know you're magical Twilight you enchant my world like nopony else The way that you cast your spell gets me overwhelmed But when you make a mistake it ain't hard to tell You don't know oh oh You don't know magical I hope maybe someday I can be like you And then mabye someday you will find it's true That when it comes to magic you know what to do You don't know oh oh You don't know you're magical al al You don't know you're magical al al al That's what makes you magical

The Equestioner heard the explosion. But that didn't worry him as much as what came after the explosion. A whinny of pain was the noise heard, and he immediately ran out the door to see an equine figure fly into a tree and land unconscious. His horn began to glow, and he levitated the black pony into the house and closed the door, right when an arrow hit the door frame. He panted heavily, for levitation magic was hard on him.

So we just share creative things? sounds fun. (Parody of Jack and Jill) Bill the snake went to the lake to get a stick of butter Bill realized with no suprise that butter makes you fatter