frenzyhero

Attack for the the 2600.

Okay, I'm seeing a lot of stuff about Hell Week. Isn't it about...oh, I don't know, 6 months early? I thought it was sometime around 2 semester. Anyway, I'm posting this because the Freshman in our school tried to hit us with water balloons. Totally unoriginal. So, they're just Freshman, they can't do the hazing in Hell Week, even if it isn't Hell Week. I imagine the Freshies that bothered to try are gonna get some licks, but that's not the matter. Garbage bags and catapults. So, an average garbage bag can hold ~113 litres, which is ~29.8 gallons, which is 240 pounds. 240 pounds flying through the air, add in gravity, what would happen if it hit a Feshman? See, we have an elevated parking lot overlooking the bus's parking lot, and last year they were only allowed to throw water balloons if they stayed in the elevated lot. At first I thought we could maybe use the slingshots that the cheerleaders use to launch t-shirts, but then my scout instinct kicked in. GO BIG OR GO HOME. F*CKING CATAPULT, MATE. If I made one each month, my only challenge would be transporting them. So, I can gather the pieces and assemble them on site. I would have almost 6 or 7 by the time real Hell Week starts. We could layer the garbage bags so they can hold their maximum amount of weight, and then we launch it onto the bus's parking lot. When they hit the ground (or person) the bags would hopefully explode and the water goes everywhere! The only issue is, I'm pretty sure 240 lbs hurts like a *****, so... Okay, good idea? Any ideas how I could possibly make the garbage bags explode in mid-air so the Freshies aren't hit full force and we don't get into trouble?

That's kawaii. Thank god she didn't write all the real letters to Celestia. She'd either be demon spawn or a genius. I'm going to opt for the latter.

Hey, welcome to Canterlot. I'll edit this later for a better post, kay?

Absolutely, does that bother you?

I wonder what caused this change of events...

Woah Celestia. Mind changing the font size so I don't lose my sight? I'll properly review it then, just quote me or something when it's done, okay? They won't read it either with that size just so you know...

Hm... I'd buy it. That's plain up awesome. Definitely what I need right before I hit the hay. A blast of caffeine so I wake up in 15 minutes. What, does it absorb through the skin or something?

Well, it's all about story here. None of it's skill. It's not allowed to godmod either, so your character can't be killed without your permission. Multiple blogs would allow for different things. One could be like a diary, one could be a story with incremental installments that are just much easier to handle than fimfiction.com... Posting stories in the blogs would be a great idea, if you remember to advertise the blog itself so it can gain attention.

Has somebody posted the "Doctor And His Assistant" video yet? Because it should be done. It's arguably the best Derpy video out there.

Yeah. I guess that's probably the best kind of thing. Or whatever's on my mind, I suppose.

I remember this one time, this kid was cheating in 4Square at school, and I bit him. I had to go to anger management. There were all these older kids there. One of them had burned down his mom's house, another tried to commit suicide. They said I was weird... So yeah, I DO bite...

Hm...considering that there is a IP Boards Mobile Theme, I would imagine that it might already be made. If it hasn't been made already than it sorta needs to be. I know that you can browse it on your phone though, so...that's that.

True, but I'm bored. Considerably.

Her voice is annoying, the color pink is boring an hard on the eyes, her character is overdone, and her stories are played-out.

Yo, I like R34, just about all kinds. Do what you want. I can't stand Pinkie Pie.

Oh, do you like to read? Are you sure you don't have any other hobbies? As TheAmazingDashie said, everybody is interesting if you pry a little. Can you roleplay well? We have an awesome community for roleplay. Or maybe if chatting is more your thing, we have a chat room that's almost always active and bustling.

Hey there! Welcome to Canterlot mate! Do you have any hobbies besides Minecraft? Are you still in school, are you an artist or a roleplayer? In any case, welcome to Canterlot, and I hope you have as nice a time here as we do.

Maybe it would aggravate me as much as improper grammar?