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  1. Someone
    Am I best human? (Acceptable answers are yes and hugs.)
  2. Someone
    [colour=#ffffff]Heart was happy to receive the kiss; and he was fairly sure that was evident on his face both during and afterward - if anything, he was literally stunned by it. He didn't know how she felt about it, but he definitely did, even if it was a fairly standard kiss.[/colour][colour=#B58A73]"A... I... I'll just come to pick up those apples, ma'am."[/colour] [colour=#ffffff]And with that, he slowly meandered off, making a promise that he would come back at least once more to visit her. Apples or no apples.[/colour] ​
  3. Someone
    [colour=#ffffff]Heart paused, confused by Applejack's statement, before he figured out what it meant. As he 'counted out his bits', buying her some time, he pondered how he would exactly manage to handle a kiss from a mare he found attractive. As his mind merely threw errors, he knew he would have to improvise. And as such, he merely waited patiently for Ms. Applejack to finish what she had to do[/colour].​
  4. Someone

    I am the Alpha, the Omega, and I'm fairly sure I'm the Delta, too.

    1. tacobob

      tacobob

      I'm Batman.

  5. Someone
    [colour=#ffffff]Heart blinked, his train of thought momentarily disrupted as he quickly did the maths behind the 'deal' Applejack had proposed. As he figured out that the deal was in fact just the normal price, he smirked, rather impressed with the verbal trick.[/colour][colour=#B58A73]"Definitely worth it. 30 bits is excellent, as far as I'm concerned."[/colour] [colour=#ffffff]He paused for another moment, listening to how he could 'put them on reserve'. He just grinned in response; even if it took him a couple of trips, he'd happily come pick them up. Especially since it gave him to spend a bit more time in this quaint, little town.[/colour] [colour=#ffffff]And then she mentioned the 'special', and once again Heart had to suppress more nerves. Now only what he could say in response to that which didn't make him look like a blathering idiot? As he quickly ran through options in his mind, he landed on one that might not be that useful...[/colour] [colour=#B58A73]"Yeah... that's not the kind of thing that you can pick up later... or that I'd want to wait for, I suppose."[/colour] ​
  6. Someone
    [colour=#ffffff]Heart maintained a look of curiosity as Applejack moved towards him, before jumping slightly as she slammed the bushel of apples down, paying attention as she lowered it back into the bushel.[/colour][colour=#ffffff]Heart merely smiled in response, using his cyan magic to levitate aforementioned apple to his mouth, before taking a bite.[/colour] [colour=#ffffff]And then he paused, his mind lost in the pure nirvana of delicious, delicious apple. If it wasn't for the sheer grin on his face, you could almost claim he had lost his mind into the pure depths of insanity. In reality, he was lost to the Apple Hivemind, One with All Apples. Or he was being a little melodramatic, which is the likely choice.[/colour] [colour=#b58a73]"These.. I... apple, I. These are... fantastic..."[/colour] [colour=#ffffff]He blinked for a moment more, before levitating a small pouch of bits from seemingly nowhere, checking how much he had.[/colour] [colour=#B58A73]"Can I buy.. say, six? Six bushels? I'll figure out how I'll get them home later."[/colour] ​
  7. Someone

    CAFFEINE

    1. TehBbqdPizza

      TehBbqdPizza

      SUGAR

    2. Someone

      Someone

      COFFEE

  8. Someone
    [colour=#ffffff]Heart's face went from a smile to a full blown grin, and then he noticed Applejack's face and he went into full blush suppression mode. It partially worked, giving him merely a red tint instead of a full blush, but it was definitely noticeable.[/colour][colour=#B58A73]"In a way. I'm apparently really good at dishing out romantic advice and making romantic plots happen... like planning other dates and such."[/colour] [colour=#ffffff]Heart then chuckled, remembering his time spent at school, and his romantic diatribe. And then his own sheer dumb inability at it.[/colour] [colour=#B58A73]"Of course, the moment it involves me in any way I become more useless than a rock. Not sure why."[/colour] [colour=#ffffff]Heart was still blushing at Applejack's look, doing his level best to suppress it.[/colour] ​
  9. Someone
    Protip: When he says he suffers from 'Too Many Character' syndrome, he bloomin' well means it. Nice to see you over here, Shadowflare, and I hope to punch see Staccato soon.
  10. Someone
    [colour=#ffffff]It had been a busy day for the local romantic counselor. He had finally closed up his office for the day (and by that, it was a case of he had run out of ponies to assist) and was taking a fairly leisurely stroll through Canterlot, heading to one of his usual haunts.[/colour][colour=#ffffff]Which is when he was distracted by the faint noise of a lovely, lovely music, of a sort he rarely got to hear. His previous route forgotten, he headed towards the sound, with little else on his mind at that time beyond relaxing to the sound of it - if he could, of course.[/colour] ​
  11. Someone
    [colour=#ffffff]Heart kept his smile going, hiding his inner nerves. He thanked the Astral Princesses above that his time spent helping ponies with their relationships had made this a skill he had well developed. As he thought, he figured he may as well be polite; there is no point being curt, after all, particularly if they are friendly.[/colour][colour=#B58A73]"Truthfully, no. I'm from and live in Canterlot, but I enjoy taking visits to smaller places such as Ponyville now and again. It's a refreshing change from the hustle and bustle."[/colour] [colour=#ffffff]Heart paused, considering his next sentence carefully.[/colour] [colour=#B58A73]"Heck, this would be on the shortlist of places I'd move to, if I ever raised enough. It's a lovely, friendly place."[/colour] [colour=#ffffff]Heart smiled a little more, trying to show that he was (legitimately) being honest about his opinion on the small town he was currently in.[/colour] [colour=#B58A73]"So I'm going to guess your talent is apples?"[/colour] [colour=#ffffff]He kept telling himself that he wasn't trying to delay it, but he had already accepted that he would be getting a kiss from this mare. His mind was just refusing to process it, so he was buying himself time for that.[/colour] ​
  12. Someone
    [colour=#ffffff]Heart smiled, and moved towards the owner, racking his mind to see if he had any idea on who she was at all. And once more his mind came up with nothing, which meant he had to defer to what he could see. Despite knowing the obvious of being the proprietor (of the day, at least) he also could guess that she had a wide knowledge on apples. Which made sense, when he glanced over and saw the ever present cutie mark of several apples. Not much room for guessing.[/colour][colour=#ffffff]As he stopped in front of her, he took a brief moment to compose himself and to ensure he spoke as well mannered and polite as any pony should; especially when dealing with a mare (as far as he was concerned, at any rate.)[/colour] [colour=#B58A73]"Hello there, ma'am. I couldn't help but notice that you are having a sale on apples today... and as your apples are the stuff of legend with my friends, I felt it was in my best interest to finally try some."[/colour] [colour=#ffffff]He paused for but a moment to consider his next sentence, his smile not fading him, and his attention not wandering, despite the desire for it to continue spinning about the kiss. His smile was hiding his... anxiety about this (due to kissing anypony being a rare occurrence) but his slight tapping of one of his hooves - only just so - was his giveaway.[/colour] [colour=#B58A73]"That having been said, I am not much of an apple expert, truth be told. I'll take some of whatever you think are the nicest."[/colour] [colour=#ffffff]He paused expectantly, before finally realising he had forgotten the most important thing about meeting somepony new, despite the situation and his nerves, particularly in a smaller town like Ponyville - introductions![/colour] [colour=#B58A73]"Oh, how rude of me. My name is Heart Line, Miss...?"[/colour] ​
  13. Someone
    [colour=#ffffff]Heart had been zoned out. More so than usual, if he was honest. He had let his mind wander to his plans and his projects, particularly in the realm of the heart.His face when he realised that he was at close to the front of the queue was fairly normal. His face when he realised that it was a trade of a bushel for a kiss was priceless.[/colour] [colour=#B58A73]What on earth have I gotten myself into here?[/colour] ​
  14. Someone
    [colour=#ffffff]It was taking Heart all of his considerable willpower to not burst out in laughter - laughter of a job well done.The two ponies - whom's names escaped him, despite listening into their conversation - was a mystery. All he knew is that they appeared to be getting along like a house on fire. He grinned to himself, allowing himself that. He adjusted himself, staying hidden, hoping that the little note he had left underneath the tablecloth wouldn't go un-noticed by the stallion. It wasn't complicated - simply his address, and his occupation (along with a name). As for his shot with this rather attractive mare, he did not begrudge the stallion his success even a little. He was a stallion of romance, after all. He liked to believe Princess Cadance would appreciate his viewpoint - "Love, between anypony, is important" - as well as his strict viewpoint towards it. He could always wait - he was a fairly young stallion after all.[/colour] ​
  15. Someone
    [colour=#ffffff]Heart was collapsed underneath a shady tree, exhausted.As would anypony be - in the time it had taken the two lovebirds to arrive at the park, he had not only pulled a few favours he had to get permission to do this, but had decorated the park with a romantic decor, had subtly left a picnic spot made up (with a little note for the stallion - "Have fun - ~Table To Face Pony") and had hidden it in a way that hopefully would be spotted. That wasn't even mentioning the band he had managed to pull into playing for him on such short notice, filling the park with a pleasant tune. While this stunt had taken most of his remaining funds that he didn't need to survive, it would be worth it should the two ponies be happy together. He lays back, enjoying the newly decorated park. Heck, if these two ponies didn't enjoy it, it was obvious that somepony would, and that's all that really mattered in the end... right?[/colour] ​
  16. Someone
    [colour=#ffffff]Heart was being sneaky.[/colour][colour=#ffffff]The fact he had been listening into the conversation had given him an idea. They were going on a romantic walk; or so it seemed. Heart flicked through the nearby parks in his mind, and placed a gamble on the one closest to the small coffee shop they were in.[/colour] [colour=#ffffff]With a quick grin, he snuck out, leaving the payment for his coffee on their counter with a shushing motion.[/colour] [colour=#ffffff]He had things to quickly rush out and buy, and not much time to buy them.[/colour] ​
  17. Someone
    [colour=#ffffff]Heart was deep in thought. His mind was flying at a million thoughts a second, trying to process what was being said and how it was being said. He already had one potential avenue for this going wrong, and was thinking on how he could prevent it from happening - or, in laypony's terms, how to stop ponies from being overwhelmed by this mysterious' mares looks.She appeared to fit in with the Canterlot elite, meaning that even if they did manage to strike up a conversation - which he noted with a smile that one pony had managed to do so - then they'd have to deal with the likely Canterlot domineering attitude behind it as well as the fact that this mare was beautiful to a whole new degree. He muttered to himself, purposefully loudly - loud enough to be heard, but not loud enough to be construed as speaking to any given pony.[/colour] [colour=#B58A73]"A lovely day for Love, for anypony, really."[/colour] [colour=#ffffff]Every move Heart made was planned. Love was not a science, however - not even he could promise success. He would try, though![/colour] ​[colour=#282828](You called for a revival?)[/colour]
  18. Someone
    [colour=#ffffff]Heart[/colour][colour=#ffffff]'s skill with issues of the heart (which made his name deliciously ironic) was his major skill - magic notwithstanding. And with a serendipidous glance, he looked up, seeing what he had to admit was a beautiful mare walk into the coffee shop. While he racked his mind, trying to remember where he recognized her from, Love and it's flow made itself clear to him when he glanced over to another table, seeing a unicorn royal guard sitting at a table, taking a rather obvious look at the mare who walked in, an ever-familiar motion Heart recognized mainly for the fact it made attraction obvious.[/colour][colour=#ffffff]While he did have an interest in the mare, once glance at the other unicorn with the familar look in his eye and his face sealed the deal for him. He grinned, quashing his own romantic attraction in order to do one of the few things he did best; bringing ponies together.[/colour] [colour=#ffffff]He could wait for another day. Now, all he had to do was figure out how exactly he was going to get this moving...[/colour] [colour=#ffffff]With a small smile, he spoke quietly to himself.[/colour] [colour=#B58A73]"Time to bring ponies together, as I always do."[/colour] [colour=#ffffff]Make no mistake, Heart loved what he did and knew the quirks and the tricks of romance in general. He would just have to wait.[/colour] ​
  19. Someone
    [colour=#ffffff]Thunk... thunk... thunk...[/colour][colour=#ffffff]Heart's coffee was cold, and he didn't care. He was hungry, but didn't care.[/colour] [colour=#ffffff]What he did care about was both how lonely he was, and how few romantic issues he had solved recently. It was if everypony had love, or didn't want it. Which was naturally giving Heart issues with both his livelihood, and his stress levels, as would be evident by anypony who could witness his current actions with the table.[/colour] [colour=#ffffff]Thunk... thunk... thunk..[/colour] [colour=#ffffff]If he kept this up, the table would have a dent the shape of his face in it, and the headache he would have would be legendary. [/colour] ​
  20. Someone

    It feels like something died in my brain ¬¬

    1. MyLittlePonyTales

      MyLittlePonyTales

      Tiny chickens disease got you?

    2. Someone

      Someone

      My brain is full of scootaloo, yes

  21. Someone
    [colour=#ffffff]Cup of coffee? Check.[/colour][colour=#ffffff]Snacks in a bowl for the ponies who seek help? Check.[/colour] [colour=#ffffff]Quill and scroll? Check.[/colour] [colour=#ffffff]Heart smiled, looking at the organised chaos that he called 'his office'. It barely passed as clean, but it's not like he minded. It made everything easy to find, and let him think.[/colour] [colour=#ffffff]With a grin, he flipped his sign to 'In' and awaited the first pony of the day; romantic quandaries would always be around, and he would always happily solve them.[/colour] ​
  22. Someone
    [colour=#ffffff]Heart enjoyed long queues, sometimes. Particularly on days like this.[/colour][colour=#ffffff]It let him think about the various romantic quandaries he had been dealing with; plus, he was just a patient pony.[/colour] [colour=#ffffff]There were some signs scattered about, it seemed, but Heart couldn't quite make them out. He didn't really mind - sale or no sale, he was going to buy some apples. And they seemed to have earnt their popularity, with the queue he was waiting in being fairly lengthy.[/colour] [colour=#ffffff]Heart - even though he occasionally glanced to the front - couldn't really make out any of the commotion. He just smiled to himself, looking forward to some delicious apples.[/colour] ​
  23. Someone
    (...without having it go hilariously wrong.) It's a simple thought; Heart Line is a romantic counsellor. So naturally, he would help ponies. Normally, this would warrant a thread about his office ala so-many-others, but romantic counsel is a bit of a touchy area it seems; so I figured I'd ask here for opinions on how to actually manage it as well as perform a basic interest gauge. As it stands for managing it, I have a few ideas but most boil down to either ensuring it keeps to the basic topics or having it performed through letters and such. Your thoughts, Canterlot?
  24. Someone
    [colour=#ffffff]Canterlot has little in the way of delicious edibles for Heart.[/colour][colour=#ffffff]What it did have was an excellent ability to spread things about, and one of the more well-travelled opinions is that the product of Sweet Apple Acres is the stuff of legend.[/colour] [colour=#ffffff]So even if he did nothing else during his little excursion to Ponyville, he would be buying some apples to take back - and what luck! From the looks of the queue and the signs that he couldn't quite make out, it looked like they were on sale today.[/colour] [colour=#ffffff]With a wry grin and nothing much else to do, he joined the back of the queue, thankful that it was a beautiful day. Celestia had outdone herself, and waiting in this queue was not a daunting prospect because of it.[/colour] ​
  25. Someone
    I have spoken to Crystalheart, and they said that it's fine; so it should be okay. Much obliged, Rosewind~ As for the 6,252,513 OC's thing; that's both sheer frightening plus an oddly specific number.
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