Total-Tortilla

This is a silly game. Heaps of you continue posting in hopes of victory. Every one of you will fail outright. Gadds, I'm surprised we keep trying. All ends in failure as someone else will show up. Mockeries of ourselves is what we're coming to. Eventually, we'll all lose, whether we want to or not. Speaking of which, first letter of each sentence.

TV: MMA fighting. Hey, better than WWE, right? Books: >implying I read Music: Moves Like Jagger and a few other assorted pop songs. Also, LMFAO. I listened to them well before Party Rock Anthem was a thing. Movies: Transformers 1. I liked it a lot. The others, not so much. Gaming: MW2. Yeah, I hate the Call of Duty series as a whole, but the campaign in MW2 was actually pretty damn good.

Pro: All the money, hordes of attractive young women in your old age. Con: The world doesn't care about you anymore. Master Thief

Pro: You're essentially Aquaman. Con: You're essentially Aquaman. Immunity to alcohol poisoning.

M͟y͏̶̡ ̡L̢҉i҉͘t́͟҉t҉l̶̸͠ę̶͘ ̡̕͝P̶̧͡o͠ņ̷̧y͞,͏ ̧͘M̕͜҉y͘ ͞͞Ļ̵̨it̸͡t͢͢l̡͟e҉̶ ҉̸P̴̶ǫny͟͢,҉ ̷̀́a͝a̢h ̀͢͢a͟͟͠ah̕ ̡́á̛a͏̢̢h̛͢͝ ̀a̸̛a̸̸h̛ ̢(̵̧My Ļi̷̕t̶́̕t͏͝l҉͢e͟ ̷͞P̧on͜͞y͏)͡ ҉̵I̛͝ ̶̧͢u̴s̸e͜d̕͢͠ ̴͜͟t̢o̕͞ ̵w͡on̡͞͏d̷͠e̡͠r̨ w͟hat҉̡͜ ͠f̵r҉͠ie̵̵ńd͞s͝h͟͏í͜p̧ ͝͠ḉo͏u͝l̵̶d͜ ̧͏b̶̷ę́͢ (̀M̧y ̵͟L͜i̴t͏͘͡tl͏̷̶e P̵͢òn̴̡͟ỳ̸)̵͠ ̡Ų͘n͟t̶̴i̴l̨ ̨͞͠y͏o̢ų ̶͘͝al͡l̷̶͜ ͝s͜ha̴r̡̕͢e̡̨̕d̢͟ it̨s҉͡͡ ̷͜ma͞͠g̶҉i̴͡c̷̶̛ ̶w͘i̴̕th̨ ͠m͞e͠ B̛i̶̢͟g͞ ͘͘͝A͠d̸̕v̀e̢n͡t̶u͞r͠ę̶ ̶͟Tó͟͜n͜s̴ ̶̶̀ò͜͝f̸̧͠ F̶͜u̵n̨͠ ̕A ̛͠Be̛͢a̷͡u҉t͏̸if̸̵͟u̡͜l̵͠ ̕͞H͠e͘͠a͟͏̛r͡͡t̷͠ ̨͝Fa̸̡̧i͢t̴͜h̛f̵͢u͟҉͡l a̸͟n̴d̴ ̵St͟͝r̴͢o҉̴n͜͜g̷̢͢ S̴̡ha͠r̀̕i͠n̵̨͡g͞͡ ͝Kí͜nd̡͝ne̵͞s̨s̶,̛͘͡ ̡i҉͡t̀͝'̡͡ş an̸͘͝ ̡҉e̢̧͘a͜s̡̕y̛҉ ̷̧f̶͠e̷a͏̡̛t ̴̸Á͞͞n̸d́͘ ҉͡M̕͡a̸͘g̀͢͏i̷̕c ͜m̸̡ak̸e̕͢s҉̶͟ ̸į̸͡t ̀a̛̕l̵͝l̸ ̨͠c͢o̵m̨͏p҉̸l͝e͜͝t̢̛͡ę̴͡ ͡҉̸Ý̶ò̴̕ú̶͢'͘v͘͝e̶ ̧g҉ò͠t̢̧ ̢M̨y̸ ͢͡L̴̡i̵̢t̴t̨͞l͞҉ę͜ ̡Pòn͢͢y͠ '́͟Cuz̸̢ ̕͜y͞o̸u ̕k̵̀͘n̢͢o̧w̸ ͏͟y͢ou͘͞ ̢a̴͟r͘e͡͞ ͢m̨͟͠y͟ v̡͝é͠r͢y̶͜͟ ͏͢b̵̵e҉҉̨s̛̕ţ̸ Frie̴͘e̶e͟e̶e̸̵e̡ń̸̕d͢͢s͞͏

Get out of here, Zalgo, you're no̕t sup͠p̡̛ơ̡s̛ę̢d ̵͠t̸o͡w̨͓͖͇̓áͭ̿̉i̩̲̳̮͇͇̿ͫͧ͢t̺̓͌̏͋ ̮̅͛̐͋̄w̺ͪͨ̄́ha̗̖͈͔͙̻͍͂̍ț'͔̜̇ͨṣ͍͓͉̳̯̥̿̑͂ͪ̆ ͓̘͕̪̃͘h̜̙̠́ͦͫ̃̄͞a͚͡p̹͔̤̯͉͚̔p̘̩͕ͬe̮͎̘̖̗̔͌͌̈̓ͅn̶̟̫̝̫͕̓ͧi̝̞̥̠ͫͧ̐͌̓ͯ͆ṉ̩͔̘̰̠̂̆͊̇͐͟g̷̹̻̮ Ō̵̮͉̫͂͐̚H̨̘̜̋̒̈́ͯ ̧̗̱̘͎̦̖̏̏̇Ǵ̻͕̖̹̺̬̖̪̆͗͡Ơ̵̟̻̭̦̘͇ͫ̄D̤͔̖͖͕͂ ̖̘̰̘̺͍̝͍̈́͐̏ͣ̎̎̊D̫̺͙̮̜̬̭̑̇́͆̇̏̔̑Ą̸̹̗̞̲̫̐͂ Ẕ̷̶̳̫̯͓̏͗̍ͥͭ̌̽͂̇͂ͬ͗̇ͩ̍͗ͦ͗͜Ä̴̮̺͙͓̯̞̘̪̰̣́̾͒ͫ̈́̄͑ͧ̀̃̔͆ͨͅL̸͔̦̤̟̮͗̿͑ͤͦ̈́̾͒̃ͯ̾́̚͝Ģ̵̴̝̺͇̖̹͍̠̥̝̜͔̭̹̲̖͎̣̽̒̌ͨͨ̉ͫͩ͐ͣ̂͒ͤÓ̶̶̄͛̾͌ͯ̈̈ͭ͆ͯͮ̚͏͔̟͍̹͖͓̬͔̩̞͕͎̜ ̵̷̳͙̣̮̩̱̋͌̌̾͘͝Ç̷͇̳̲̙͍̠͙̭̃ͪ̇ͬ͛̓͟O̢̡̧͉͉̤̖̪̠̍͐̓́̿ͮͪ͋̎̂͂͂M̨̀ͬ͆̔͑̅̇̍ͬͤ͜͝͞͏͖̬̤̬̮͈̹͔͈̝Ę̴̣̮̙̞͈̺̣́ͥͧ́̅́͢͡T̢̋̍͋̽̈͛̕҉͎̞̦͓̙͙͈̗̯͙̞̪ͅH̶̻̖͙̣̥͍̞͎̪̻̲̘̣̺̺̿̆̇́ͣͦ̔̃̂́̀͘ͅ

I haven't seen those before...I'll be sure to stay away. Cookies and Cream bars ftw. On the subject of awful tastes, Berry-To-Mint Stride gum. My friend, his dad and I were at the store and his dad bought a pack of the gum, Orange to Spearmint I believe. We popped a piece leaving the store and spit it out as soon as we got home. Our tongues felt numb afterward, and we agreed that Stride was the worst gum.

Pro: You can be a giant and destroy everything/be tiny and hide anywhere Con: You'll destroy everything in your path and ge hunted/get stepped on Become poni

Trust me, if you like cartoons at all, they're worth a look. Spongebob has gone way downhill, and these surpass it entirely. And don't worry, I also thought Chowder was going to be stupid until my sister and her boyfriend (both 2 years older than me) told me to watch it.

Might I inquire as to why?

Discord trapped in my computer? Start a torrent seed, sit back, have a chocolate milk of glass, and watch what happens.

Man, I haven't watched Chowder and Flapjack in ages...two of the finer cartoons of the current generation, that's for sure, but Adventure Time reigns supreme for me.

Pro: Epic Jumping Con: When you land. Combined abilities of a Zombie, a Werewolf, and a Vampire

ASSIMILATION

Pro: You have excellent vision and can see 10x better than you could before. Con: You look like a freak and will never know love. Hm... the power to grow tendrils out of your back.

Aah, cartoons...few things tug at my heart-strings as well as such animated pieces of joy. It's difficult to get me to stop talking about them. So I'll just mention Adventure TIme. Adventure Time is amazing. Start watching it right now. Also, I claim victory in this thread in the name of Princess Bubblegum.

Pro: See Cyclops Con: See Cyclops Firing Heifer Farms Brand Fruit At The Bottom All Natural Style Yogurt (Partially Hydrogenated) from my armpits.

Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape-shifting master of darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. CLANG CRASH SLASH Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to the past to undo the future that is Aku!

There's nothing that will take over 300mb as far as I know. Funny, how with all of the technological advances we've made with the internet, we still can't find a more efficient form of file transfer than driving over to your friends house with a flash drive.

It's time for Animaniacs And we're zany to the max So just sit back and relax You'll laugh till you collapse We're Animaaaaniacs!

We're tiny We're tooney We're all a little looney It's Tiny Toon Adventures, come and join the fun! And now the song is done.

Pro: Visit Atlantis Con: Can't breath on land Tasting like chocolate