WHO WANTS TO BE A GAZILLIONAIRE?!

[FrankT]

Hey there! I'm Frankgis Phillin! Welcome to the game show where there are no questions, except one: WHO WANTS TO BE A GAZILLIONAIRE!

Last season on the network we used to be on, we asked our usual eight questions over half the month, I shouted erratically and inappropriately, they blasted nerve-wracking music every 12 seconds, and the studio lights got turned on and off more than the lightbulbs in my bedroom! In short, it was all a completely disorganized mess (unlike Millionaire, of course!). But hey - this time, we're speedier, riskier, glitzier, and a LOT more disorganized than ever! Oh yeah and they decided to rig it on purpose for people to win easily. But don't tell anyone that!

First person to post into this thread gets to play first! Fingers on keyboards....NOW!

[FrankT]

Anybody...? What, so I'm supposed to play by myself?

[MyLittlePonyTales]

Herro.

[Rosewind]

Anybody...? What, so I'm supposed to play by myself?

What's wrong with playing by yourself? I do it all the time!

[FrankT]

What's wrong with playing by yourself? I do it all the time!

Tempting sometimes....

Herro.

Ah! Our first guest! Why, it's MyLittlePonyTales! Step right up, Tales! (If I may call you that.)

Audience cheers.

So, then. tell me, what do you do?

[Talex]

Is this a game show where there are like three contestants? If so, I wish to join. If not, then I'll go sit back down in the audience. ._.

[FrankT]

Sorry, just one contestant for now!

[Talex]

*slow golf clap for MyLittlePonyTales as she passes me on her way to the stage*

[Rosewind]

Psssst...MLPT is a she.

[Talex]

Psssst...MLPT is a she.

fixed ^u^ thank you, I did not know x#3 sorry

[MyLittlePonyTales]

Ah! Our first guest! Why, it's MyLittlePonyTales! Step right up, Tales! (If I may call you that.)

Audience cheers.

So, then. tell me, what do you do?

I eat cake.

[FrankT]

That's very interesting, which is very important. Let's begin the game! Right after we go over the ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION BOOK....

.....15 - $1 GAZILLION

.....14 - $250,000,000

.....13 - $100,000,000

.....12 - $50,000,000

.....11 - $20,000,000

.....10 - $10,000,000

.......9 - $6,000,000

.......8 - $4,000,000

.......7 - $2,500,000

.......6 - $1,000,000

.......5 - $500,000

.......4 - $100,000

.......3 - $63,999.95

.......2 - $20,000

.......1 - $10,000

First thing you'll notice is that there's no default safe haven. You've gotta fill in your choice of save haven (or, pick a number between 1 and 13). When you get there, you'll win that much money no matter what.

Remember you have three helplines (which are very important!), which are

ASK A FOOL,

POLL THE PUBLIC,

or TAKE A 60:40 (where we'll get rid of one wrong answer).

Also: you can choose to forfeit any of those three to have ROTATE THE QUESTION available, butcha gotta tell me before the game starts!

Furthermore, when you have exhausted all those helplines.... and only then..... you can take the money and do a walk. We'll call ya chicken but hey, at least you're a RICH chicken!!!!

Now if we get to the gazillion dollar question.... I'm only allowed to show you the subject of the question before you can decide whether to continue or walk. Now if you choose to see the question, you HAVE to answer, because, really, the gazillion dollar question is what most people tune in to see and we're tired of people doing a bunk halfway through answering it! But you'll still have yer helplines.

Okay, you know the rules. Choose your safe haven! (And what lifeline you want to get rid of, if you want ROTATE).

[MyLittlePonyTales]

Put my safe haven at #10, and switch out lifeline #3!

[FrankT]

Okey-dokey!

ASK A FOOL

POLL THE PUBLIC

ROTATE THE QUESTION

.....15 - $1 GAZILLION

.....14 - $250,000,000

.....13 - $100,000,000

.....12 - $50,000,000

.....11 - $20,000,000

.....10 - $10,000,000

.......9 - $6,000,000

.......8 - $4,000,000

.......7 - $2,500,000

.......6 - $1,000,000

.......5 - $500,000

.......4 - $100,000

.......3 - $63,999.95

.......2 - $20,000

.......1 - $10,000

Here comes question number one.

[ How many pony generations have there been so far? ]

[ A: 1 - ] [ B: 2 ]

[ C: 3 ] [ D: 4 + ]

[Noedig]

Dang, you're good at this, Frank!

[MyLittlePonyTales]

[ How many pony generations have there been so far? ]

[ A: 1 - ] [ B: 2 ]

[ C: 3 ] [ D: 4 + ]

D, if we're talking toys.

[FrankT]

You think it's D? Are you confident?

[MyLittlePonyTales]

You think it's D? Are you confident?

I know D. FINAL ANSWER.

[FrankT]

She's RIGHT for TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS!

Yay! Yay! Cheer!

Hooray, Tales!! Now I can give you one of these and keep playing!

This is what you could have if you quit now. You still have all yer helplines, which is VERY important.

[ 1: Move on to the $20,000 question ]

[ 2: Don't move on to the $20,000 question ]

[MyLittlePonyTales]

[ 1: Move on to the $20,000 question ]

[FrankT]

Alrighty, let's see the question.....

[ In "Whatever Happened to Indiana Jones", what did Indy frame a doodle of? ]

[ A: The Ark of the Covenant ] [ B: A cutaway of an Egyptian pyramid ]

[ C: The Cross of Coronado ] [ D: Sharon Stone ]

[MyLittlePonyTales]

Can I request clarity and/or context? I'm having trouble with the question.

[FrankT]

You're supposed to guess! ha ha ha! don't you know this is Gazillionaire!?

[MyLittlePonyTales]

This seems too hard to be the second question...

[Rosewind]

Shouldn't you be using bits instead of that ugly-looking green paper?