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^ tough people would have punched the screen. Off to weenie hut jrs! :U

How tough am I? I shared the addicting and consuming joys of my little pony with 3 close friends. Now we all are re watching season 1 / 2 and are awaiting season 3.

-hehe, ya so?

Patiently awaiting season 3...

REAL men would break into the studios, just for a peek

off to weenie hut with you

HOW TOUGH AM I??? I run an obstacle course every morning before breakfast

thats pretty com-

in the Everfree Forest, and the obstacles are manticores, cockatrices and dragons

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Welcome aboard! Have fun bench pressing people who are bench pressing llamas.

Me? You're asking how tough I am?

HOW TOUGH AM I?!?

Well, let's just say I got on Celestia's bad list...

-Yeah, so?

I'm typing this as an immobile statue. Through sheer will power.

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Welcome aboard! Have fun bench pressing people who are bench pressing llamas.

Me? You're asking how tough I am?

HOW TOUGH AM I?!?

Well, let's just say I got on Celestia's bad list...

-Yeah, so?

I'm typing this as an immobile statue. Through sheer will power.

A real man wouldn't stay imprisoned in a statue! Off to weenie hut with ya!

How tough am I? I solved a Rubix Cube blindfolded in an acid tank filled with shark that have laser beams, with my eyebrows.

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Off to weenie hut with you.

How tough am I?

So tough, I need to stop in for a drink now. I don't have much time, there's a white shark waiting for me in my office. Also, I need some tweezers to get this hippie tooth out of my knuckle.

So?

*Punches him in the face*

Great, now I have TWO hippie teeth in my knuckle

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Off to weenie hut with you.

How tough am I?

So tough, I need to stop in for a drink now. I don't have much time, there's a white shark waiting for me in my office. Also, I need some tweezers to get this hippie tooth out of my knuckle.

So?

*Punches him in the face*

Great, now I have TWO hippie teeth in my knuckle

PSSSH! REAL MEN HAVE 5435657 HIPPIE TEETH!

How tough am I?

I beat E.T the game, and understood its plot. and enjoyed every second of it.

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How tough am I??? I fed a parasprite!

-Nonono! Talex what have you done!? Why!!??

...

Because I wanted my own parade while I played various instruments... :supertoughface:

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Off inside with ya! Have fun feeding our carnivorous lobsters!

- So, how tough am I? ME? I shave myself with a double-edged-axe!

- Uh... so? It's not that ha-

- By being a target for those who practice throwing them!

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And I suppose you pick you nose by standing in front of the darts board hmm? Anyway, In ya go!

How tough am I??? I drank hot chocolate

-uh?

Before it was cool... :hipsterglasses:

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H-How? I mean... just... how!!??

*throws Browneh through the doors*

How tough am I? I'll have you know I accidentally choked on my own spit

-...

And I'm still alive to tell the tale *nods head confidently*

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^...Watch out, we got a bad flank over here. Go get over to Super-MEGA Weenie Hut Jr's

How tough am I? How tough am I!?

I put fish and eggs in a blender and drank it. Without going to the hospital

-Yea, so?

I'm allergic to fish AND eggs.

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Get in here!

How tough am I?! Well, I sleep in a bed hanging 70 feet from the floor!

-So?

A SUPER SHARP nail bed hanging 70 feet from the floor, with a brick wall for a blanket! With angry and hungry sharks under me!

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Nail beds don't hurt you at all, but I'll let you in anyway for the brick wall.

Fact: The reason why nail beds don't hurt is because of it's area. You're exerting less pressure on the bed because you have a big surface area.

How tough am I? I saw a picture of a kitten!

-Yeah, so?

I didn't press the "Like" button!

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