Brony_Mage Posted August 3, 2011 Report Share Posted August 3, 2011 If a tree fall in the middle of a forest and no one is around to hear it, a hipster will buy the soundtrack.----------------------How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?It's a really obscure number, you probably haven't heard of it.--------------------------A Czech peasant got three wishes, and wished to be of noble birth, with a beautiful wife, and world famous. He woke up in bed next to a beautiful woman who rolled over and told him: "Get up, Franz-Ferdinand; we have to be in Sarajevo in half an hour."-------------------------Helium walks into a bar.The bartender says “We don’t serve noble gases here.â€ÂHelium doesn’t react.-------------------------be silly! Link to comment
BaconofChaos Posted August 3, 2011 Report Share Posted August 3, 2011 If a tree fall in the middle of a forest and no one is around to hear it, a hipster will buy the soundtrack.----------------------How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?It's a really obscure number, you probably haven't heard of it.Hipster jokes are so mainstream now. I was making hipster jokes before it was cool. :ugeek: A Czech peasant got three wishes, and wished to be of noble birth, with a beautiful wife, and world famous. He woke up in bed next to a beautiful woman who rolled over and told him: "Get up, Franz-Ferdinand; we have to be in Sarajevo in half an hour."No comprende. Helium walks into a bar.The bartender says “We don’t serve noble gases here.â€ÂHelium doesn’t react.!Hah! Nice.How many bronies does it take to change a lightbulb?Four, one to change the bulb, three to discuss whether or not lightbulbs are canon in Equestria, and who the bulb would best be shipped with. Link to comment
MyLittlePonyTales Posted August 3, 2011 Report Share Posted August 3, 2011 How many bronies does it take to change a lightbulb?Four, one to change the bulb, three to discuss whether or not lightbulbs are canon in Equestria, and who the bulb would best be shipped with. Link to comment
BlackFang Posted August 4, 2011 Report Share Posted August 4, 2011 A Czech peasant got three wishes, and wished to be of noble birth, with a beautiful wife, and world famous. He woke up in bed next to a beautiful woman who rolled over and told him: "Get up, Franz-Ferdinand; we have to be in Sarajevo in half an hour."No comprende. brony, your lack of general culture dissapoints me.Franz Ferdinand was the duke who got shot down in Sarajevo and triggered the start of WWI Link to comment
MyLittlePonyTales Posted August 4, 2011 Report Share Posted August 4, 2011 A Czech peasant got three wishes, and wished to be of noble birth, with a beautiful wife, and world famous. He woke up in bed next to a beautiful woman who rolled over and told him: "Get up, Franz-Ferdinand; we have to be in Sarajevo in half an hour."No comprende. brony, your lack of general culture dissapoints me.Franz Ferdinand was the duke who got shot down in Sarajevo and triggered the start of WWI...I didn't get it either. Link to comment
Ginger Mint Posted August 4, 2011 Report Share Posted August 4, 2011 hi hiI guess his third wish didn't work out so well. Link to comment
RarityDash Posted August 4, 2011 Report Share Posted August 4, 2011 I think having your death be the direct cause of one of the more infamous wars in human history definitely counts as world famous. I'm more thinking that a lot of bronies just don't know their world history that well... Link to comment
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