Last post wins

[Nasty]

*is inside hat*

<: D

[Solaria]

*peeks through the door from personal quarters*

Did they die yet?

*watches huge explosions with wide eyes*

Ooooooo....

[Davroth]

Conor, those look like energy based projectiles. I can't do anything against that myself, and I already cashed in a favor with Xel'lotath, that's all I can do. She's really good at deflecting.

I'll just wait for the magma to hail from the sky. Saves me the bath.

[AsthmaticPegasus]

-takes out weaponized tea tray, arms shaking-

I can't just sit by.... I should do something...

-flies over to Aria and starts hitting her feebly with the tray-

[Appliance]

Something has happened to me, it must be.

Nothing creative about the way you feel.

*glances about*

[Conor Colton]

*Smashes through Aria's door, sees wench on the bed*

.....Get out...

*Wench runs off, points sword at Aria*

Call me crazy but I think you may have gone a bit too far this time Princess

[Bronies For Life]

SO YOU DECIDED TO KEEP FIGHTING?

PITY. I LIKED SOME OF YOU.

*slams the Fire button*

*20 Orbital Friendship Cannons blast down onto the ground*

*The forest is turned into 85% Magma 5% fire 10 % ash*

Ha.

Hahaha.

HAHAHAHAHAH.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAH!

MORE!

*fires again

and again

and again*

[Conor Colton]

*Looks out, sees the destruction, hears laughter*

Noah....

*Keeps sword pointed at Aria*

[Solaria]

-takes out weaponized tea tray, arms shaking-

I can't just sit by.... I should do something...

-flies over to Aria and starts hitting her feebly with the tray-

Wha? How did you get in here? There are things here that are not for young pony eyes. Now shoo. Go get obliterated.

*Smashes through Aria's door, sees wench on the bed*

.....Get out...

*Wench runs off, points sword at Aria*

Call me crazy but I think you may have gone a bit too far this time Princess

:l

That was my best victory wench.

*shoves Conor out the airlock and whistles a happy tune*

[Conor Colton]

*Pulls Peggly away*

Just follow wherever that wench went son...she may be stupid but she probably knows somewhere safe...

*Sends Peggly on his way*

Now...back to the business at hand.

*Points the tip of the sword to Aria's neck*

[Davroth]

*appears in the princesses private chamber in a burst of demonic flames*

Oh? I thought there was a wench around. :I

[Nasty]

*suddenly jumps onto conor and begins gnawing on his neck*

Run, princess!

[Bronies For Life]

HAH!

*slams button*

HAH!

*slams button again*

HAH!

*slams button for the third time*

*The Forest is just about nonexistant*

[Conor Colton]

*Turns to Davvy, still has the sword out*

Nah she left man

If you hurry you can still catch her though :l

[Conor Colton]

*Punches Nasty nonchalantly in the face and throws him away*

Get back to Fawkes' hat!

*Keeps Aria at swordpoint*

[Solaria]

*drags a hoof down my face*

I was told this thing had an anti-pony field. Guess that didn't cover psychopaths and demons. I should have had the ship bathed in holy water.

*shoves Conor back out the airlock*

:l

[Conor Colton]

Actually....Aria...I like you...so you're off the hook for now....

*Leaves and finds Noah*

You on the other hoof!

*Holds Noah at swordpoint*

What are you doing?!

[Nasty]

*continues to gnaw*

[Conor Colton]

*Grabs Nasty and throws him off*

Hat! Now!

*Keeps the sword pointed at Noah*

[Davroth]

Hey, I'm not a psychopath or a de.. oh. Yeah. Doesn't seem to work.

[Bronies For Life]

*flips around, kicking his sword out of his hand*

*pulls out a flintlock pistol*

What am I doing?

I'm keeping order!

There cannot be order if there is battle!

Without order, without Sanity, we are nothing!

Worthless!

Whelps!

Fawkes sits on his throne, doing nothing as his people kill eachother!

I cannot let this stand! So I destroyed the battlefield!

[Conor Colton]

*Puts hooves up*

Destroyed the battlefield?!

You destroyed memories Noah! You destroyed lives...

You haven't added order you've just instigated chaos...

And if you think you're gonna bring sanity into this thread....*Grabs loose pipe and knocks away your pistol, presses pipe against your neck*

You have no idea how stupid that sounds!

[Bronies For Life]

*grabs pipe, twists it out of your hand, throws it against the wall*

Memories? Lives?

ACCEPTABLE LOSSES!

Instigated chaos?

I'VE DONE THE EXACT OPPOSITE!

This thread NEEDS sanity!

Without it...

IT.

IS.

WORTHLESS.

[Nasty]

*Puts hooves up*

Destroyed the battlefield?!

You destroyed memories Noah! You destroyed lives...

You haven't added order you've just instigated chaos...

And if you think you're gonna bring sanity into this thread....*Grabs loose pipe and knocks away your pistol, presses pipe against your neck*

You have no idea how stupid that sounds!

Conor, bro.

You aren't cool :3

[Solaria]

*looks down at the forest*

Yeah, that works.

*takes Peggly's weapon tray*

You'll hurt yourself.

*points at Davvy*

You... I dunno. I'm going to go find my victory wench. Forest is magma anyway. Oh and thank you Nasty. I'll get you your own zebra to sing songs about broken waterwheels when we get back.