Rosewind Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 I am not responsible for any dirty calculators with cock buttons. Fawkes. I thought you were dead. Such a pleasure to have you back! 1 Link to comment
PatchworkPsycho Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 Penumbra? That name sounds familiar, but I can't place it... hmmmmm~ Link to comment
PatchworkPsycho Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 1 minute ago, Rosewind said: I am not responsible for any dirty calculators with cock buttons. Fawkes. I thought you were dead. Such a pleasure to have you back! If you don't want to be responsible for the calculator, don't show us the calculator, simple. Are you sure Fawkes isn't dead? That ain't normal. Link to comment
Fawkes Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 5 minutes ago, Rosewind said: I am not responsible for any dirty calculators with cock buttons. Fawkes. I thought you were dead. Such a pleasure to have you back! *CRUNCHA BUNCHA MUNCHAS his way over to Rosie* *drapes his arms around her neck* I was dead. As cold as a corpse. As broken as my bones. As inanimate as a fan of MyLP. BUT A VISION CAME TO MY POOR BROKEN BODY A VISION OF UNSURPASSING BEAUTY AND INFINITE GRACE A VISION THAT SANG TO ME AND BREATHED LIFE BACK INTO MY SHATTERED FORM It was you, Rosie. It was a vision of you. Now give this sad sack of bones a kiss to anchor me to this plane of existence once and for all~ *PUCKERS HIS LIPS AS THEY MAKE A BUNCH OF LOUD, WET SLURPING SOUNDS* Come on. Come on, do it. Do it. I'll call you lame if you don't :'I Link to comment
PatchworkPsycho Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 I have mixed feelings about this... I don't want to say "guy" because I don't know if it is one, so I'll just stick to "it" and "they" and "thing" for the time being. Link to comment
Fawkes Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 Goodness, and you even already know all of my pronouns? That cements it. You're definitely Penumbra. No one else could possibly know me so intimately. It's good to see you again, my dearest lip-mate. Come join Rosie and I for a reunion kiss~<3 Link to comment
PatchworkPsycho Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 I'd love to, but I just remembered that I'd really rather not. Link to comment
Angie Cakes Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 I'll stand in for patchy Link to comment
PatchworkPsycho Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 Have fun with that. Link to comment
Penumbra Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 9 hours ago, Fawkes said: ... ...... .........are you Penumbra? Is this a Penumbra alt account? PENUMBRA, YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE TWO ACCOUNTS ON CANTERBUTTS, YOU'RE GONNA GET US BANNED AGAIN! >:I Objection! 8 hours ago, Fawkes said: Goodness, and you even already know all of my pronouns? That cements it. You're definitely Penumbra. No one else could possibly know me so intimately. Double Objection! 8 hours ago, Fawkes said: BUT A VISION CAME TO MY POOR BROKEN BODY A VISION OF UNSURPASSING BEAUTY AND INFINITE GRACE A VISION THAT SANG TO ME AND BREATHED LIFE BACK INTO MY SHATTERED FORM It was you, Rosie. It was a vision of you. Triple Objection! 8 hours ago, Fawkes said: BUT A VISION CAME TO MY POOR BROKEN BODY A VISION OF UNSURPASSING BEAUTY AND INFINITE GRACE A VISION THAT SANG TO ME AND BREATHED LIFE BACK INTO MY SHATTERED FORM It was you, Rosie. It was a vision of you. Multi-Objection! 2 Link to comment
PatchworkPsycho Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 Someone's jealous. Link to comment
Fawkes Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 Penby. Penby no, stop. Stop. Stop that. Stop that and come smooch with Rosie, Angie, and I. Then the ultimate OTP will be complete: Fawkumbra Cakewind :I 1 Link to comment
PatchworkPsycho Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 See Penby? There's no reason to be jealous. Link to comment
Davroth Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 So is Fawkes going to stay this time or is he going to abandon his post again soon? I'm asking for a friend. Link to comment
PatchworkPsycho Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 I thought we already covered Fawkes' preferred pronouns, and "he/his" weren't a part of them. 1 Link to comment
Cathalos Posted January 22, 2017 Report Share Posted January 22, 2017 I'm going to honor my legacy by not reading any of this but if someone wants to be my friend I can promise you lots of perks. 1. I'm pretty much always online if you run out of people that are actually good 2. I have no self respect so I'll make you feel good about yourself just by being around you 3. I'm unreasonably sensitive so when our friendship inevitably falls apart in a fiery explosion, you can rest assured that it was my fault and you're alllllllll good. 4. I have $6.26 in steam money right now so I'll buy you a game if you talk to me. lilo and stitch maybe. 5. I have been known to help people with essays from proofreading to just ****in writing the big half of the essay so feel free to take advantage of me in almost any way. 6. No self respect like before but also I'm cute ;)))) 7. When I'm sleepy I'm cute sometimes according to some people who were probably lying. today the doorbell rang and I screamed at the top of my lungs instinctively 8. I watched brokeback mountain and didn't get depressed about it for a WHOLE DAY. I think that makes me strong but my friend says it makes me straight. ): 9. One person out of all of my friends said I'm cool. On camera. (it was in snapchat so I don't have proof...) 10. please 2 Link to comment
Rosewind Posted January 22, 2017 Report Share Posted January 22, 2017 21 hours ago, Fawkes said: *CRUNCHA BUNCHA MUNCHAS his way over to Rosie* *drapes his arms around her neck* I was dead. As cold as a corpse. As broken as my bones. As inanimate as a fan of MyLP. BUT A VISION CAME TO MY POOR BROKEN BODY A VISION OF UNSURPASSING BEAUTY AND INFINITE GRACE A VISION THAT SANG TO ME AND BREATHED LIFE BACK INTO MY SHATTERED FORM It was you, Rosie. It was a vision of you. Now give this sad sack of bones a kiss to anchor me to this plane of existence once and for all~ *PUCKERS HIS LIPS AS THEY MAKE A BUNCH OF LOUD, WET SLURPING SOUNDS* Come on. Come on, do it. Do it. I'll call you lame if you don't :'I I thought you'd never ask. Pucker up! By the by, how do you prefer to be addressed, Fawkes? 1 Link to comment
MicroChip Posted January 22, 2017 Report Share Posted January 22, 2017 Heeeeeeeey Fawkes!! Too long, mate. Also, Rose....WHAT THE #%@& 1 Link to comment
Fawkes Posted January 22, 2017 Report Share Posted January 22, 2017 3 hours ago, Davroth said: So is Fawkes going to stay this time or is he going to abandon his post again soon? I'm asking for a friend. Listen. Listen here, okay? Yur friend? Whos yur friend, huh? I'll tell ya who yur friend is. Hes a nobody, dats who he is. Hes a nobody and you tell him if he questions me again dat I'm gonna brekahisfaec. You tell him dat, okay? Okay >:I But also, yes, I'd like to confirm that I am indeed back for the rest of the time. Please vote for me in the primaries. I have it on good knowledge that ROSIE will only be around until the end of time MINUS 5 minutes! And WHAT exactly will she be doing with those five minutes!? Memeing on 4chan, folks. Memeing on 4chan. I can't make this up, folks. SAD! >:[ 32 minutes ago, Cathalos said: I'm going to honor my legacy by not reading any of this but if someone wants to be my friend I can promise you lots of perks. 1. I'm pretty much always online if you run out of people that are actually good 2. I have no self respect so I'll make you feel good about yourself just by being around you 3. I'm unreasonably sensitive so when our friendship inevitably falls apart in a fiery explosion, you can rest assured that it was my fault and you're alllllllll good. 4. I have $6.26 in steam money right now so I'll buy you a game if you talk to me. lilo and stitch maybe. 5. I have been known to help people with essays from proofreading to just ****in writing the big half of the essay so feel free to take advantage of me in almost any way. 6. No self respect like before but also I'm cute ;)))) 7. When I'm sleepy I'm cute sometimes according to some people who were probably lying. today the doorbell rang and I screamed at the top of my lungs instinctively 8. I watched brokeback mountain and didn't get depressed about it for a WHOLE DAY. I think that makes me strong but my friend says it makes me straight. ): 9. One person out of all of my friends said I'm cool. On camera. (it was in snapchat so I don't have proof...) 10. please I CAN PERSONALLY CONFIRM ALL OF THIS INFORMATION. 1. You're already in my top 10 friendo list yo 2. Every conversation I've ever had with you made me feel great 3. I've known you for 3+ years and I still consider you a friend 4. Yo don't tell anyone or anything but I'd totes give Stitch a li'l kiss or two on the lips cheek~ 5. YO LOOK AT THIS WALL OF TEXT AND TELL ME THIS GURL CAN'T WRITE 6. You ARE really cute~ :'3 7. I do not yet have experience with this scenario and thus can not speak about it with any accuracy. But I imagine it's super true 8. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY 9. I can confirm this. Thala is vurry cool :3 10. ...and thank you. 59 minutes ago, Rosewind said: I thought you'd never ask. Pucker up! By the by, how do you prefer to be addressed, Fawkes? At last! The hand job my lips deserve! I thought I'd never find the "one" for me, but... I guess dreams DO come true~<3 *smooches dem lips all day and night~* :'3 ANNNNND... if you're being for serious, I prefer "it" and "they" and "thing". BUT if you're jus bein' a big ol' silly, I prefer "he/him" :3 Link to comment
Fawkes Posted January 22, 2017 Report Share Posted January 22, 2017 7 minutes ago, MicroChip said: Heeeeeeeey Fawkes!! Too long, mate. Also, Rose....WHAT THE #%@& *GRABS YOU AND KISSES YOU VIOLENTLY ON THE LIPS* Hi~<3 :3 Link to comment
PatchworkPsycho Posted January 22, 2017 Report Share Posted January 22, 2017 I wasn't ready for all of this Good thing I have my granola bars with me Link to comment
PatchworkPsycho Posted January 22, 2017 Report Share Posted January 22, 2017 Someone ate my granola bars I'll never forgive whoever did that 1 Link to comment
MicroChip Posted January 22, 2017 Report Share Posted January 22, 2017 10 minutes ago, Fawkes said: *GRABS YOU AND KISSES YOU VIOLENTLY ON THE LIPS* Hi~<3 :3 And a fine hello to you, too. And not so rough next time, kay? Link to comment
Fawkes Posted January 22, 2017 Report Share Posted January 22, 2017 *scribbles in his notepad* Microchip... likes... it... gentle... GOT IT! I will be sure to remember this for the future~ >:3 BUT YES Hi hello how are you? :'3 Link to comment
Cathalos Posted January 22, 2017 Report Share Posted January 22, 2017 do I gotta meet people I don't now the green dionsaur green dinosaur do you want to play catch or somethin Link to comment
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