Rosewind Posted March 29, 2017 Report Share Posted March 29, 2017 1 hour ago, SilverSwirl said: We have a corgi. I love corgis! Pics! I once saw someone with a corgi, husky, and akita. I'm like...you have really good taste in dog breeds. Link to comment
PatchworkPsycho Posted March 29, 2017 Report Share Posted March 29, 2017 I know two of those things, hooray! I'd google what an Akita is but like lazy. Link to comment
Rosewind Posted March 29, 2017 Report Share Posted March 29, 2017 21 hours ago, PatchworkPsycho said: I know two of those things, hooray! I'd google what an Akita is but like lazy. Akita is a Japanese breed that looks sorta like a doge (which is another Japanese breed called Shina Inu). Love is all I got. Link to comment
PatchworkPsycho Posted March 29, 2017 Report Share Posted March 29, 2017 Dashwahpreegoodsong Link to comment
DreamySunday Posted March 29, 2017 Report Share Posted March 29, 2017 My dad Got an Akita! She looks like a tiny bear. Link to comment
Rosewind Posted March 30, 2017 Report Share Posted March 30, 2017 Yeah they're cute dogs. I hear they've got a 'tude tho. I really want to get a husky when stuff settles down. I almost got one once but I when I went to get the dog, I beat another family to the punch. They were there and their little boy was crying and asking why they couldn't have that dog. The choice was clear right away, and I told them they could have the pup. One day. My master plan is to check animal shelters about a month after Christmas since people dunno what they're getting into with that breed and they take the easy way out. 3 Link to comment
SilverSwirl Posted March 30, 2017 Report Share Posted March 30, 2017 Yes. Shelter adoption is the best. Link to comment
Rosewind Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 So today at my secondjob a customer was paying for his drink and as he was pulling money out of his wallet, a condom flopped out on the counter. I told him "Sorry, can't accept that as payment" and he turned beet red. I also told him wallets = bad place for condoms, so hey, might have prevented some bad stuff there through random impromptu coffee shop sex ed! Link to comment
PatchworkPsycho Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 Rosie, the condom itself wasn't the payment. I was just googling about putting condoms in wallets, which I already sort of knew was bad, but it was like "Store them in a safe container or a purse" Sorry google, I don't have a purse Link to comment
MicroChip Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 13 minutes ago, PatchworkPsycho said: Rosie, the condom itself wasn't the payment. I was just googling about putting condoms in wallets, which I already sort of knew was bad, but it was like "Store them in a safe container or a purse" Sorry google, I don't have a purse That's why I carry tubaware. It's a very safe container. Link to comment
PatchworkPsycho Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 I don't care how aware or sentient it is, I'm not carrying a bathtub, Chip. 1 Link to comment
PatchworkPsycho Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 Waitwaitwaitwaitwait Wait just a minute Chip, how often are you getting it on that you need a tub of condoms?! Link to comment
DreamySunday Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 1 hour ago, PatchworkPsycho said: Rosie, the condom itself wasn't the payment. I was just googling about putting condoms in wallets, which I already sort of knew was bad, but it was like "Store them in a safe container or a purse" Sorry google, I don't have a purse But purses are so convenient Link to comment
PatchworkPsycho Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 Y'know, I'll think about getting one 1 Link to comment
Rosewind Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 I just had a mental image of Chip swimming in a pool of condoms like Scrooge McDuck does for his coins. I would never store a condom in a purse. All the contents still get jostled and could create tears. You only need a tiny one to end up with kids. I don't think there's an situation that calls for impromptu sex. Most people know in advance if they're getting laid that night. Actually, I take that back. I had a friend that used to be a Manager at a popular chain restaurant out here (Ruby Tuesday), and he walked in one night to get some stuff done and found his two closing employees banging on top of the salad bar. 2 Link to comment
PatchworkPsycho Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 Just don't keep the condoms in the salad bar. Link to comment
Rosewind Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 1 hour ago, PatchworkPsycho said: Just don't keep the condoms in the salad bar. You know, that probably explains why those cucumber slices were kinda chewy... 4 Link to comment
PatchworkPsycho Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 I forgot why we were talking about condoms for a sec. I doubt that guy will have the same ease with forgetting. 1 Link to comment
Rosewind Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 I once bit into a fortune cookie and I'm like "This cookie is kinda tough." Turns out I didn't remove the fortune first. Mmmm! Link to comment
PatchworkPsycho Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 That sounds very unfortunate. Link to comment
Rosewind Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 You can't beat extra fiber! I want to make "unfortunate cookies" and put really mean "fortunes" in them, like "You were adopted." and "That hairstyle isn't working for you at all. Your friends lied." I once opened one and it said "Don't ask what fortune cookie can do for you. Ask yourself what you can do for fortune cookie." 3 Link to comment
DreamySunday Posted April 2, 2017 Report Share Posted April 2, 2017 Can Dreamy reserve one? Link to comment
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