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*is hermit crab*

I think... I think I know what I'll be having for dinner tomorrow.

EDIT: Right, by the way. It seems that destroying the time stones backfired at me. I now have a personality clone on the forums >:l . And I can't do anything about it, but to accept that some ponies simply are alike... but I was unique :roll::sleep::scream::wail:

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ladies and jelly spoons

I stand before you to cower behind you

to tell you something I know nothing about

next Thursday, which is good Friday

there will be a mother's meeting for fathers only

admission is free, pay at the door

pull up a seat and sit on the floor

we'll be discussing the four corners of the round table

:l

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One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight;back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. A blind man came to watch fair play. A mute man came to shout "Hooray!" A deaf policeman heard the noise and came and killed those two dead boys. He lived on the corner in the middle of the block, in a two-story house on a vacant lot. A man with no legs came walking by, and kicked the lawman in his thigh. He crashed through a wall without making a sound, into a dry creek and suddenly drowned. The long black hearse came to cart him away, but he ran for his life, and is still gone today. I watched from the corner of the big round table. The only eyewitness to the facts of my fable,but if you doubt my lies are true, just ask the blind man, he saw it too.

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