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[Fawkes]

Like seriously.

Who would YOU rather be in a relationship with?

A nice, smooth spoon who'll cup and craddle your soft, mushy bits?

OR A VIOLENTLY SHARP, PITCH FORKED FORK WHO'LL STAB YOU OVER AND OVER AGAIN IN CONCERT WITH HIS FRIEND, THE SERRATED KNIFE?

It's simple logic, really :I

[Jay]

Like seriously.

Who would YOU rather be in a relationship with?

A nice, smooth spoon who'll cup and craddle your soft, mushy bits?

OR A VIOLENTLY SHARP, PITCH FORKED FORK WHO'LL STAB YOU OVER AND OVER AGAIN IN CONCERT WITH HIS FRIEND, THE SERRATED KNIFE?

It's simple logic, really :I

Yes of course, I mean it's so obvious!

Who WOULDN'T choose the fork?

[Davroth]

Yes of course, I mean it's so obvious!

Who WOULDN'T choose the fork?

[Jay]

Consider yourself my new best friend.

Whether you are willingly, or unwillingly my friend, you're still my friend. Deal with it.

[Fawkes]

Damn straight.

You're not gonna cradle and spoon and sing lullabies to those foul creatures lurking in the dark of the night.

You want a FORK by your side, to jam into your foe's eye socket >:3

*pulls out fork of horripilation*

*whispers sweet nothings to it, while stroking it ever so softly*

[Solaria]

I chose the spork. It suits every one of my needs.

[Davroth]

I mean, how else is one to reach the delicious eye juice, huh? Can you tell me that? :I

[Jay]

Ah, true, sporks do seem to have everything. But they are usually fake, have you ever seen a metal spork? I think not.

So considering most sporks are plastic, they are much too breakable for my taste..

[Solaria]

I have a spork forged of pure starfire. It not only prods and cups, it cooks too!

[Davroth]

Poor Starfire. She only wanted to fit in. :c

[Jay]

That sounds like quite a spork, where could I get such a fancy utensil?

[Solaria]

That's my spork right there. Mmmm, such delicious things I eat off of that spork. Like cereal!

[Jay]

Ah, yes. That awkward alien girl who for some reason had a thing for Robin. Why? I'll never know, maybe it was his hair or annoying voice.

Besides her bad taste in men, she can be quite useful it seems!

[PonyHooves]

The backspace key has been fixed with a knife!

[Latte]

'Ello all. I'm back~ c:

[PonyHooves]

Hi!

[Jay]

I can't help but stare at your Pinkie & Discord avi... I'm jelly of Discord, of course :I but that's quite a nice drawing of our freakish chaotic friend, he doesn't quite as ridiculous.

[PonyHooves]

I didn't draw it... Someone made the avatar for me. But I do like it though.

[Jay]

Ah, I'm not one for shipping but he seems like the only one who could tolerate Pinkie xD

[PonyHooves]

Well, they both are as mad as a hatter.

[Appliance]

Like seriously.

Who would YOU rather be in a relationship with?

A nice, smooth spoon who'll cup and craddle your soft, mushy bits?

OR A VIOLENTLY SHARP, PITCH FORKED FORK WHO'LL STAB YOU OVER AND OVER AGAIN IN CONCERT WITH HIS FRIEND, THE SERRATED KNIFE?

It's simple logic, really :I

Obviously the spork

[Solaria]

Obviously the spork

*high-hoof*

[Appliance]

*bites hoof*

nomnom

:3

[Solaria]

*licks another hoof curiously while wiggling the first in Appy's mouth*

So that's what I taste like.

[PonyHooves]

*Belches* Umm...

Pardon me for being so rude

It was not me, it was my food

It just popped up to say hello

Now it's gone back down below