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" 'Hello my man!' I say to the man behind the counter.He's like 'Oh,Simon!You've returned!Oh,What cheese can I help you with today?'I'm like, 'Oh,let me think,oh...' I'm browsing this amazing selection of cheese that's on offer" "My mouth is watering." "And I say, 'Can I have a mature Irish Cheddar please.'And he's like, 'Oh,excellent choice Simon,Oh Excellent.'And he cuts off a bit of it and I'm like 'No No,can I have a little bit more than that please.'He's like 'Oh,certainly Simon' And he cuts another bit off and I say 'No No,Can I have a little bit more.'He's like 'Oh Certainly,and he..he gets a cheese wire and he cuts a little bit more.Then I say 'Acutally,just..FORGET IT.If you can't do it right,BUCK OFF.' " "HaHaHaHaHa"

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So you are, so you are... :I

WELL!

I'll let Angikin's immortal words speak for me here...

blerp blerp

everyone is female until proven otherwise :l if I'm gonna have to draw you someday, it's better to guess girl ahead of time

Lol, no.

Ntrly.

For me at least, it's a combination of the username and the avatar.

You've got Fluttershy in there so that kinda throws a feminine vibe on you...

Then with DuskShores I think of Sapphire Shores, that fashionista/designer pony chick... :I

BUT YEAH.

My bad~ :3

EDIT: Annnnnnd NINJA'D >:I

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So you are, so you are... :I

WELL!

I'll let Angikin's immortal words speak for me here...

Lol, no.

Ntrly.

For me at least, it's a combination of the username and the avatar.

You've got Fluttershy in there so that kinda throws a feminine vibe on you...

Then with DuskShores I think of Sapphire Shores, that fashionista/designer pony chick... :I

BUT YEAH.

My bad~ :3

EDIT: Annnnnnd NINJA'D >:I

Naww,I consider Fluttershy as a good friend...Nothing more...No matter what some of our friends...Insinuate..

Also,I have no Idea why,I just used this pony name generator thing and it came up with that.

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By fire be purged, friends.

Order will be restored.

Fawkes, my dearest brother... You do the opposite of what I wish.

You say you're a madman... A Madconequess...

I say you're wrong. We're all mad. Even me, the holder of Order.

But that doesn't stop me from doing my job.

Fawkes, my brother.

You are a good god.

Fawkes, my brother.

Your skills, I applaud.

Fawkes, my brother.

From tooth and nail I clawed.

Fawkes, my brother.

The world will be awed.

Fawkes, my brother.

It will be seen abroad.

Fawkes, my brother.

The world... I will defraud.

/bows

Your chaos shall not consume me.

It will all else, but not me.

I am the Imperium to your Chaos.

I am the Hallow to your Corruption.

I am the Spartans to your Persians.

I am your brother, yet your opposite...

So...

I offer you...

A hand in alliance.

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By fire be purged, friends.

Order will be restored.

Fawkes, my dearest brother... You do the opposite of what I wish.

You say you're a madman... A Madconequess...

I say you're wrong. We're all mad. Even me, the holder of Order.

But that doesn't stop me from doing my job.

Fawkes, my brother.

You are a good god.

Fawkes, my brother.

Your skills, I applaud.

Fawkes, my brother.

From tooth and nail I clawed.

Fawkes, my brother.

The world will be awed.

Fawkes, my brother.

It will be seen abroad.

Fawkes, my brother.

The world... I will defraud.

/bows

Your chaos shall not consume me.

It will all else, but not me.

I am the Imperium to your Chaos.

I am the Hallow to your Corruption.

I am the Spartans to your Persians.

I am your brother, yet your opposite...

So...

I offer you...

A hand in alliance.

The only way you could have made that 20% cooler is if you went:I am the Stormcloak Rebellion to your Imperial Legion.
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Nothing is true, everything is permitted.

Oh my glob, what the stuff Davvy? You're bein' so lumpin' crazy right now while Noah is going mathematical!

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