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*crosses the finish line and grabs the trophy*

What! You thought I was playing pocket pool? For shame.

Never. I don't compete, though, I just use it as a workout. And when I do, I like to get some visual stimulation, so I don't get bored clopping, preferably something plot heavy. But that's just me.

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There's a milkman waiting in the sky

He likes to deliver dairy so long as it's homogenised

There's a milkman waiting in the sky

He drives a run-down milk float and his milk's been pasteurised

He told me

Let the bovines moo it

Let the bovines chew it

Let all the bovines boogie down

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*rolls a certain top hat between her hooves and looks at it for a long time before trying to set it on her head*

Where does my horn go?

*tugs a few times before carving out a trim circle and tugging the hat down tight*

I'll call it a Fawkes hole ;)

I feel... Odd.

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