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When I was very young I was taking a bath and my mom yelled through the house to look out the window at the hail. I saw it, ran outside in glee to dance in it, and was promptly knocked out by a piece hitting me in the head.

Also, I'm used as a safety hazard warning on an old couple's property since I fell from their giant tree and sprained both ankles. I should have died, considering I fell backwards with my back aimed at the ground. Surprised? Probably not. Kristofferson.

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Clearly, you aren't the bread master.

Teach me your ways, grandmaster...

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This other time, two of my school friends were having a bit of a argument, and the tall one pushed the creepy one, and the creepy one had a scalpel in his watch and it cut my hand.

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Teach me your ways, grandmaster...

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This other time, two of my school friends were having a bit of a argument, and the tall one pushed the creepy one, and the creepy one had a scalpel in his watch and it cut my hand.

Put your robe on.

Don't you judge 9 year old me, Appi!

He was just a kid!

It was in one of those plastic capsule things that were really hard to open, by the way.

Not the easy tear paper stuff.

I judge everyone and everything.

:I

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Basically, there's three grabbers, three taggers, five twig runners, and a player at Whackbat. Center tagger lights a pine cone and chucks it over the basket and the whack-batter tries to hit the cedar stick off the cross rock. Then the twig runners dash back and forth until the pine cone burns out and the umpire calls hotbox. Finally, you count up however many score-downs it adds up to and divide that by nine.

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Basically, there's three grabbers, three taggers, five twig runners, and a player at Whackbat. Center tagger lights a pine cone and chucks it over the basket and the whack-batter tries to hit the cedar stick off the cross rock. Then the twig runners dash back and forth until the pine cone burns out and the umpire calls hotbox. Finally, you count up however many score-downs it adds up to and divide that by nine.

You memorized all of that? Or Google search? :P

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