PatchworkPsycho Posted January 30, 2017 Report Share Posted January 30, 2017 The first sentence that starts on the page? "She would more probably send him about his business in double-quick time." Or the first sentence on the page continued from 44? "I think I have my share of imagination, but I have not enough to imagine such an impossibility as that." Wow, wicked harsh. Link to comment
Cathalos Posted January 30, 2017 Report Share Posted January 30, 2017 6 hours ago, Rosewind said: Grab the nearest book next to you, turn to page 45. The first sentence will describe your sex life. Koloktos: a guardian who protects the ancient cistern hyrule historia AND BECAUSE MS BOSS LADY SAID SEX FIRST I CAN TALK ABOUT WHAT I LEARNED IN SCHOOL TODAY!!! according to some study, 9% of adults use their smartphone during sex. what a fun day. Link to comment
Fawkes Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 DETENTION. DETENTION, THALA. DETENTION RIGHT NOW. The principle wants to see you in her office. She says to make sure you bring your smartphone :I Link to comment
PatchworkPsycho Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 Detention? I have one of those during lunch tomorrow Cuz I forgot that I was supposed to have one that I accidentally skipped But it's only a lunch detention so yay Link to comment
Cathalos Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 tomorrow I have to go to a US government class you wanna trade? detention sounds HOTTTTT and then I have to go to whatever sociology is. and then I go home and try to figure out how to make up for the fact that I can't spend all my time sleep deprived anymore. it was so nice. it was just aughblblblbl videoagyamz and then someone would be like "u wanna do a friendship" and I was like "yaaaaaa" and then I'd crash and only occasionally have a horrible nightmare while they gave me free attention now it's like I gotta do work and think about stuff with this piece of trash knockoff defective brain that's gay speaking of which IM GETTING MY EARS PIERCED FRIDAY MAYBE ISNT THAT WEIRD I THINK ITS A PLOT FOR HER TO STAB ME IN THE FACE BUT WERE DOIN IT SHE SAYS Link to comment
Davroth Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 What's with this dump all of the sudden. Link to comment
Cathalos Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 This has been a dump since may 23rd 2012, I thought you knew? Link to comment
MicroChip Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 It has certainly picked up lately. Link to comment
Fawkes Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 10 hours ago, PatchworkPsycho said: Detention? I have one of those during lunch tomorrow Cuz I forgot that I was supposed to have one that I accidentally skipped But it's only a lunch detention so yay Oooooooooooh! Are you a baaaaaad boooooooy, Patchy? Do you walk around school punching lockers, singing the Japanese intros to anime songs, and saying "HECK", while making all the girls swoon? What'd you dooooooo? 10 hours ago, Cathalos said: speaking of which IM GETTING MY EARS PIERCED FRIDAY MAYBE ISNT THAT WEIRD I THINK ITS A PLOT FOR HER TO STAB ME IN THE FACE BUT WERE DOIN IT SHE SAYS IF I SENT YOU A PAIR OF GIANT EARRINGS WITH MY FACE ON THEM MAKING KISSY FACES, WOULD YOU PROMISE TO WEAR THEM ON EVERY DATE YOU EVER GO ON FROM NOW ON? 17 minutes ago, MicroChip said: It has certainly picked up lately. *picks up Microchip!* :I Link to comment
PatchworkPsycho Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 I'm the baddest of the boys. I got to school late so I got a lunch detention. Link to comment
Fawkes Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 *gasp!* I... I bet you didn't even care that you missed the Pledge of Allegiance... DID YOU? I KNEW YOU WERE A MONSTROUS CRIMINAL FROM THE MOMENT I MET YOU. It's people like YOU that are sending our planet straight to... pardon my Australian... HECK! >:[ Link to comment
PatchworkPsycho Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 I'm one of the people in my advisory that says the pledge. Most of the people in it don't. Link to comment
Penumbra Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 22 hours ago, Fawkes said: So uhhh... hey guys, SURPRISE, I've started writing short stories about all of you... :I Don't worry tho, I ONLY ever portray you all in the BEST, MOST ACCURATE of lights. Good luck. There isn't a word invented yet that can describe me. Link to comment
Penumbra Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 12 hours ago, Cathalos said: speaking of which IM GETTING MY EARS PIERCED FRIDAY MAYBE ISNT THAT WEIRD I THINK ITS A PLOT FOR HER TO STAB ME IN THE FACE BUT WERE DOIN IT SHE SAYS What are you getting done? Here's a tip, unless you're really tolerant to pain, don't get an industrial as your first one. Or do. I'm not your mother. Link to comment
PatchworkPsycho Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 I'm(probably) never gonna get any piercings. No real reason, just don't wanna. Link to comment
Fawkes Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 49 minutes ago, Penumbra said: Good luck. There isn't a word invented yet that can describe me. But Penby! There's one word that could only have been invented SOLELY with you in mind! Spoiler Handsome~ :3 1 Link to comment
Fawkes Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 49 minutes ago, Penumbra said: What are you getting done? Here's a tip, unless you're really tolerant to pain, don't get an industrial as your first one. Or do. I'm not your mother. Penby's right yo. You prolly wanna start with something a little on the softer side for your first time. Like a Jacob's Ladder for example! Trust me. Trust me, yo. Has Fawkesy ever led you wrong?~ :3 Link to comment
PatchworkPsycho Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 Fawkes is like just Best That's about all there is to it 1 Link to comment
Davroth Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 3 hours ago, Cathalos said: This has been a dump since may 23rd 2012, I thought you knew? No no, I know that it /is/ a dump. I'm just wondering what happened to this dump recently. Link to comment
Fawkes Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 30 minutes ago, PatchworkPsycho said: Fawkes is like just Best That's about all there is to it D'aaaaaw! Flattery will get you everywhere, you big silly dinosaur!~<3 OR SHOULD I SAY NEW 'PRINCE OF THE PRIMORDIAL PLAIN OF PANIC AND PASTA'?~ >:3 Link to comment
PatchworkPsycho Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 Pasta? Well that's fine and all I'm not really a big fan of pasta but it's alright Link to comment
Nasty Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 guys i really gotta thankity spankity your encouragement lately. Your boi is playing a show on friday and on the 17th of february, and the band boys and I will be playing together more regularly super soon so I should have some recordings of us as a band! We're an electric group; myself on guitar and vocals, with my good friends T and A on drums and bass respectively. WE JUST NEED A NAME! Link to comment
PatchworkPsycho Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 The NastyMenn Idk why that cracked me up 2 Link to comment
Nasty Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 genuinely the best suggestion yet Link to comment
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