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What's all this nonese-- ... *is hit in the face with a terribly conspicuous present*

*my cup of tea is shattered but my face betrays no emotion*

*stares at the present*

*STARES AT IT INTENSELY*

Who do you think you are, Present?

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

You think you can just... come in here, tickle my glorious face, and drink my tea?

*picks up the present*

*shakes it violently*

YOU CAN'T DO THAT, PRESENT.

YOU CAN'T DO THAT.

NOT WITHOUT READING ME A PROPER POEM FIRST.

I AM OFFENDED, PRESENT.

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