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Dear Princess Celestia;
Today I learned that my landlord's niece voice acted as Sugarcoat in Equestria Games, and that you shouldn't get distracted tweeting about a big spider in your house when you should be keeping an eye on where the spider is.
Your faithful student,
ToothpasteThy
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Dear Toothpaste Thy;
Princess Celestia is currently... not available as she ate a lot of cake last night, even though I recommended her not to do it.
In any case, I am glad you had learned that and please, send me your address so we can send a team of specialized ponies to deal with the spider accordingly, by killing it with fire. We suggest you get ready to move to a new house as the only way to deal with it correctly is by burning your house to the ground, so say goodbye to your house while you can.
~Princess Luna
(I honestly don't know why this came up to my mind after reading your status update x3)-
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Dear ToothpasteThy;
Please don't listen to my Sister. I am quite available despite my cake problem.
Contrary to popular belief, spiders are friends, and should not be subjected to death of any kind. Your aforementioned spider has probably found a new home beneath your pillow, where she is laying thousands of eggs at this very moment. I hope you enjoy your new friends!
~ Princess Celestia
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I'm going to die ;~;
Seriously though, spiders are great as long as they are not invading my personal space or property. And if it does lay eggs and whatever... meh. First Nations people lived in tepees. Why should I fret?
So I guess spiders can be in my home, but only under my conditions. Breaking my rules warranties a squashing, or peaceful removal depending on my mood and the seriousness of the trespass.
Also, Prince, my landlord would be most displeased if I burned her house down over a spider. Besides, upon further research I have learned that it is a type of hobo spider and is probably just looking for a place to stay : P