fireraven23

Damn it, I just got out of my vocaloid addiction!

You dawg, I heard you leik theme songs, so I made my theme song another theme song, so you're listening to my theme song while listening to a theme song.

Spawn defeated Kratos in Death Battle, so TAKE THAT!

Gratis, gratis, gratis... AH! Apparently it means free. FREE BROWNIES!? HOW COULD THIS DAY BE BETTER! Calm down. Brownies are delicious, but screaming at me won't make them better. "Thanks Cotton!" Balance yelled, as he grabbed one telekinetically, and bit it in half. "Mmm... Best brownie ever..." He whispered. He saw her unpacking her satchel. "Are these the ingredients for cotton candy?" He finished his (first) brownie, "I use to think it was just sugar. Of course, I know nothing about cooking, baking, making, etc, so I'm not the guy to ask about this stuff."

"Hm? Oh, yes, we have the elements." Balance said, putting his hoof over his necklace. "At least we believe these to be the elements. Fire should know if these are real. And he should be somewhere in this maze." Balance was no longer scared of the viking pony, believing that he would be no problem for Bowie.

Once the dust settled, Pawn saw Applezoom's unconscious body. He remembered how the shield healed him before, and hoped it would heal him again. He dragged him through the elevator, disappointed to see the shield over it wasn't working. He looked across the testing grounds, and saw another elevator. Across a field of turrets. Not being able to think of anything else, Pawn kicked on over, which started a domino effect. The were all eventually down. Pawn heard Applezoom's breathing slow down, and dragged him across the field. He made it to the elevator, and put Applezoom through, who appeared healed. "Y-you okay now?"

Alright, see ya'! ... ... ... Okay, now that extravagant is gone, PARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

"Fire, as in Fireheart, as in the really powerful alicorn who supposedly used the elements of harmony. I thought the time traveling pony would know this stuff." He remembered his situation. "I should probably be a bit more worried about our incoming death."

So, how is this progressing? How many ponies we got? Any estimation on when this will be out? ... I can't think of any more questions!

WOOHOO! Now get engaged to her! >:3

Balance panicked when the viking pony started charging at them. He saw Silver tackle him, and started cheering for him. He had a small plan, that would help Silver, even in a small way. He picked up his cat gun, and pulled the trigger, twice due to flinching. A cat then shot out towards the viking pony, with a blue energy trail behind it. "Okay, so press twice to SHOOT a cat, once to let a cat walk out." The cats claws were out, and stuck into the viking pony's flank. Balance began cheering more. He looked across another the path. Was that Fire? Don't risk it. It's probably one of Discord's trap. Okay, we'll go that way once this evil viking is defeated.

No clue what that is. So fire.

Balance followed the group to the camp, hoping to be able to do something. He wasn't too surprised by the dragon wings. He's seen some crazy things in his day as a lawyer, so things like this never affected his judgement on others. He was more focused on his thoughts about the situation. He felt useless. He was completely unprepared for this to happen, and knew nothing he could do. That one pony had money, so Balance couldn't help in that way, no amount of being friendly seemed to help the pony, and he had nothing to heal her. He felt very useless, and mostly just hid it behind a poker face. He thought he could at least start a conversation to end the awkward silence. "So... Cool bird you have there." Was the only thing he could come up with. Wait, is that a raven!? Please, don't go into that story again. You should remember about that fortune-teller, soul-seer, whatever else, pony better than me! It's probably not even a raven. We only know it's part of the Corvus family, it could just as likely be a giant crow. And by the way, she just made a lucky guess. She was just scamming us. I disagree, and either way, I'm going to ask. "What kind of bird is it?"

"Wait, these are the elements of harmony? I thought they were giant rocks. I suppose they wouldn't want to remain the same for a thousand years. Besides, these are pretty stylish!" Balance exclaimed. He grabbed a random necklace, one with an orange apple™. "Might as well wear them, until we can get them to whoever can use them. Besides, the contrasting colors between the orange on the element, and the blue on my fur really makes it pop out. Anyway... Potey, grab a weapon, and we'll run off to find Fire." Balance then noticed the opening Amber created. "Great job! We'll just take the cat and get out..." The cat can defend itself. BUT IT'S SO CUTE! "Where is..." Balance then noticed the cat clawing apart zombie ponies. "... Okay, let's go then."

Cheerilee teaches you! Now you know!

Basically sent the same thing to her. Except a few hundred times longer, 'cause I always make things longer than they really need to be, including this, I mean, I could have ended it at the first sentence, but I decided to emphasis that point, then begin an emphasis on this point, then start talking about this point... SOMEPONY SHUT ME UP!

The human mind doesn't read individual letters, but words as a whole, so if words are jumbled up, as long as the first and last letters stay the same, the mind can make them out. So spelling doesn't matter!

Blocking friendship cannon with hate shields!

The originals come and prove they're changelings!

I'd like to play a freshman!

It's an effect of the poison joke, OBVIOUSLY!

"Okay..." The group trotted slowly towards the left chest. Balance opened it up. The hedge behind them closed, and the other hedge opened, revealing the zombie ponies. "DARN YOU DISCORD!" He screamed to the heavens. Hope wasn't completely lost though. The chest had a book in it, with strange symbols across it. Balance opened it, hoping for something to happen, which it did. The symbols flew out of the book, and surrounded the group. "pleasebegood, pleasebegood, pleasebegood," Balance continually whispered. The words then formed together, forcing the group together. Balance thought they were dead, but then suddenly the group gained their horns back, and a bunch of items appeared in the chest. The symbols holding the group together disappeared into thin air. The zombie ponies were coming, so Balance was ignoring some of it. "Necklace, necklace, necklace, WHY SO MANY NECKLANCES? Is that a balloon on the necklace? Man, Discord is strange. Here, Amber, found a wand. Big crown thing, another book, WHAT IS THIS THING!" Balance picked up a large weapon, similar to the guns on Nemesis, ignoring the rest of the equipment in the chest, which it's size was increasing. "I'm taking this baby!" Balance aimed at a zombie pony, and pulled on the trigger. "SAY GOODBYE SLAVES OF DISCORD!" He pulled the trigger. The weapon started charging blue energy. When it seemed it was about to shoot, a cat came walking out. "..." Balance was embarrased by his weapon. "Okay, cat gun, do not use until Discord is gone. SOMEPONY ELSE DO SOMETHING!"

Brownie? As in... Chocolate Brownie? "YES!" He suddenly jumped up and yelled. He went to the ground, and gave a nervous laugh. "I mean, yes." He followed her into the kitchen, noting the cotton candy machine. He was taken by the sweet smell of sugar in her kitchen. "Must be awesome waking up to this every morning!" He saw the brownies on the counter by the stove, and held himself back from ravenously eating them all. "So, how much for..." How much do we have? We have... Balance checked his coat pockets, and found two bits. Shouldn't have spent so much at the book store. "Erm, how much for one?"

"Good logic, but remember, we're dealing with the lord of chaos. He wouldn't really use things like that... What if it's constantly changing? That would mean... Okay, it's equally likely for them both to have them." Balance twirled around until he was dizzy, and pointed towards the left one. "Looks like we'll try left. You okay with this Pote?"