Dusty

"Oh?" he moves so she can't see some of the wagon "Ah just want two or three, but ah want you to have this. my pa well kill me for giving up some goods like this but ya need it ah have all the bits ah ever need." this was the truth but he was not leaving with two or three trinkets, more like whatever he can fit in his bag before takeing off. "But if ya must take bits..." he pulls out his bit bag and dumps some out "ah well take de big shell and the spiky Necklace" For a pony this dirty and cut up he had more cash on hoof then must ever one in Ponyville.

Dusty bit his lip "Ah have lived like da't must my life..." he digs in to his saddle bag and pulls out a vary nice gold necklace "What can ah get for this? ah think trad is good?" he looks over more of the trinkets over as his hat moves and out form under it a snake moves out on to his nose "OH! Say Howdy to Calamity he is my pet he don't bite... all the time." Dusty sinkers, he can't take some bits form her, she needs them but he was not past takeing a few trinkets off her for free.

"Y'all ma and pa? Oh..." That hit home for him "Ah know what da'ts like. Ah have to do some hard things for my ma and pa, being form de Roughrider Ridge ah know how hard things can get." Dusty had to work out if she needed the bits or not, he never takes form a pony that needs it. Take form the rich and give to his self, but never take form some one that needs it. "Never got to close to da't sea. Can't swim and came close to dieing in a lake, after that all water makes me feel sick." he holds up a few trinkets with his magic "Hope nothing be living the shells." ((ahh grammar, how I love to hate it. Thinks!))

inb4 Chaos Space Mare-ines. Ever since I saw Sanity-X's work on Deviant Art, I will never see Celestia as anything less than the Emperess of Ponykind and anything associated with Nightmare Moon as Chaos. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! sorry had to do it!

Dusty did love this town; close to no pony knew him and that just helped him. It was so hard to lie to everyone that knew what you have done in the past… “Eh? What do we got ‘er?†a wagon full of trinkets and if it has that it has to have bits good for him to take off, he walked over to it with grin. “Howdy stranger! Day’s falling fast why ya hanging out er all alone?†Dusty looks the wagon over and gags on seeing the water “take half de sea with ya in de’s thing? Er, what ya salling?†he had to warm her up and win her trust, get that he can get a shot at the bits. ((don't jump the gun he is not to bad. but do tell me waht I need to fix! can't help my English if I don't work on it.))

He well UN-plug all your cords! leavening you with a decorated mess as he coordinates his next move... That name is fun. (can you see all three puns?)

I know it's not a pony but... ya I just had to.

HeartShine, I think she is cute.

this news. And if they do not bring my beloved Trixie back I'm going to kill some one. But on other news I must make a hug party for that day. Well have a time to time to work on it so it is going to be the must awesome party ever!

oh god your name... I feel the need to greet you like Dr. Ian Black.

Deer ever lass I ask out. WHY ARE YOU ALL LESBIANS!? And on the side sir "don't yell at my kid" your kid hit my horse and kicked me in the nuts your lucky I did not just back kick him in the face with the spurs on my boots! And if you ever back talk me one more time I well snap your barking spine in half. Have a good day sir and hope you like are tiny town!

Pinkie Pie

Firefly! (got all of it on DVD) is an American space western television series created by writer and director Joss Whedon, under his Mutant Enemy Productions label. Whedon served as executive producer, along with Tim Minear. The series is set in the year 2517, after the arrival of humans in a new star system, and follows the adventures of the renegade crew of Serenity, a "Firefly-class" spaceship. The ensemble cast portrays the nine characters who live on Serenity. Whedon pitched the show as "nine people looking into the blackness of space and seeing nine different things". The show explores the lives of some people who fought on the losing side of a civil war and others who now make a living on the outskirts of society, as part of the pioneer culture that exists on the fringes of their star system. In addition, it is a future where the only two surviving superpowers, the United States and China, fused to form the central federal government, called the Alliance, resulting in the fusion of the two cultures as well. According to Whedon's vision, "nothing will change in the future: technology will advance, but we will still have the same political, moral, and ethical problems as today."

Discord? my god a villain! Oh I hope they keep him past two episodes! but I don't what some slapstick villain like must kid shows do. By all that is evil make him mad ass!

thinks! I do like making jokes. But sad to say my all time best one.. well I can't show it on here but I can pm you it.

ÿрøòõт тþòðрøщ! That is hello comrade! And I have wired dreams too. Must end up with me being a bad ass and saving the day. or a horse...

hahaha, ok your dang funny. but top this. Three scots and three englishmen are traveling by train to a football match. At the station, the three englishmen each buy tickets and watch as the three scots buy only a single ticket. "How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asked one of the three Englanders. "Watch and you'll see," answers one of the Scotsmen. They all board the train. The Englishmen take their respective seats but all three scotsmen cram into a toilet and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the tolet door and says, "Ticket, please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The English saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the Englishmen decide to copy the Scots on the return trip and save some money. When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the Scots don't buy a ticket at all. "How are you going to travel without a ticket," asks one perplexed Englishman. "Watch and you'll see," says one of the Scotsmen. When they board the train the three Scots cram into a toilet and the three Scots cram into another one nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterward, one of the Scots leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the Englishmen are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket, please."

Oh? Did his ball get the best of him? (oh god the puns!) or did he drop the ball on the relationship like his run with the brick hotel? He smashed that one up good.

ÿрøòõт тþòðрøщ! that's hello comrade! Hope you like it here! hold on your somoking? sweet! I do love the diamond dogs podcast

Hello jumbo jet have you seen tiny the flying tank? And greetings hug flying thingy to canterlot!

howdy stranger! may the Metro be gi- oh hold on, this is not my Canterlot greeting! howdy stranger! welcome to Canterlot! hope you like your stay here, the fire exit is to your lift.

OH! I came up with even more to add to my hate list. Ah hate: the rich, that fat guy that sits next to you ever time you get on a bus, that girl that never gets off her cell as she drives, hangovers, baths, sea food, chickens, over cooked food (I like me meet raw as can be!), vegetables, fruits and vegetarians.

I don't bite... often... usually... sometimes... actually, you might want to keep your distance.

To late.

Well I don't do that, I view it as seasoning. A lone it can't hold up; but with the mane dish it can give it that kick you wanted. Talking of seasoning one of you want to give seasoned Biceps femoris a go? And on the side. swords don't go SchhhWiiiing! They just don't! ug, I hate how never one thinks that.