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So excited! Yesterday was a long day of connecting flights from home to Vancouver, BC to Seattle, WA, and walking up and down a billion flights of stairs to the waterfront (Seattleites, I salute you!) on tours and whatnot. However, I'm not staying for long - I'm out on a cruise to Alaska! I weesh I could meet you there...

So for some, alcohol melts the mental filter; apparently, Mountain Dew does the same for me. (OH GOD I'M SO SPASTIC TYPING SO FAST WAHAHAHAHAHAHAH)

So I've got a friend with this incredibly baritone voice. I asked him if he sounded like Morgan Freeman when he had a cold. He then proceeded to ask his mother to sneeze on him. >.>

So... I was doing a presentation today on my laptop... I forgot to turn off Ponify! So Princess Carter and the Ponies' Republic of China? I'm out.

Stayed up till six this morning building a LEGO Technic set... I feel proud of myself.

STEVEN MAGNET IS OFFICIAL LICENSED MLP TOY WANT WANT WANT. I will personally hug anyone who sends me one, and by DWEIQ it'll be the best hug of your life.

The Neighbors, what are you doing? The Neighbours? STAHP. (Psst... pony references in latest episode! Not positive, but funny.)

There's a rapidly-increasing chance that I can make it to BronyCon!!! If you're coming, be sure to check out the Pony-Powered Productions panel!

Today I learned that Iron Will is also a Chinese company that sells gloves and computer mice. Huh.

Today, I almost (accidentally) fooled my friend into eating apple seeds, because I thought he meant "go to sleep" as a euphemism...

True Canadian Fact: A "Timmy Run" is when one person goes to Tim Horton's, a very famous Canadian coffee franchise, to pick up coffee and pastries (such as TimBits, AKA donut holes), for a group.

Ummm... WHY WASN'T FLUTTERSHY'S BOWTIE A KEY!? This would have been a perfect opportunity!

We can save the cosmic ponies with SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

We're procrastinating, we all just sit here waiting, for just the perfect moment to begin~

Well, that's a first... Bit my tongue so hard it bled, while eating a TEMPURA FRIED CUCUMBER

Welp, I totally forgot the FotD for a bit. Anyways... Fact of the Day: 111,111,111*111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321.

Welp, the word "Alicorn" is now official.

Whenever I first approach an online acquaintance (hereby known as "my friends") on an instant-messaging service, one of my first messages is: "To avoid any offensive remarks or otherwise awkward situations in the future, would you please state your gender, skin colour, and sexual orientation?"

WOOOOOOOO! CANterlot 2013 (First Edition!) was a complete and utter SUCCESS!!!!

An interesting experiment for temperamental computer addicts: Remap your capslock key to a backspace key. It makes you think about who you were about to insult and why.

Happy Winter Wrap-Up, everypony! I just wish it wasn't snowing here.

I did it I did it I did it! My bronydom is no longer a burden on me!

I did it I did it I did it! My bronydom is no longer a burden on me!

I slumber a child... and awake an adult.

My hobby: convincing people I am actually older than they are, and a different gender than they expect; I just have a congenital pituitary disorder.