Starburst

Starburst steps into the Boutique, and the bell at the door dingles a little to let everyone know that someone entered it. Inside walks a demure looking pony with a white coat, a shooting star cutie mark, and long purple hair, curled softly and highlighted a multitude of complimenting purplish colors. She's currently wearing little beyond a fashionable saddlebag, which seems to be filled with apples at the moment. ( See 100 Country Kisses thread if you care to read exactly why. ) "Excuse me.." she says, addressing Rarity. "I'm looking for Rarity. I'm looking to commission a dress for my upcoming gala in Canterlot and I was under the impression that she worked here, in Ponyville. Seeing as I was here for a couple of errands, I would be positively delighted if you could show me where she is." she says, beaming.

Don't forget to erase meta.inf. If it isn't that, then I don't really know what's wrong. Everyone else can fly just fine =(

You shouldnt have any trouble with flymod. Are you sure it was installed correctly? Flying IS enabled on the server.

"I'll take three. I have a rather fancy party I'm going to be hosting in Canterlot soon and I need some fresh Apple Family Apples to make all of the delicious treats I'll be serving at the party. I think I'll make Apple Crepes, Apple Turnovers, Apple Strudel, Apple Millefeuille, Vanilla-Apple Pudding, Chocolate-Apple Cake, and some Apple-Milk Tea for the event." she says, reaching into her saddlebags for a glossy invitation, which she turns over to Applejack. "You're welcome to join me. There's a pass for the Ponyville Express to Canterlot included. It would be wonderful if you'd stop by to promote your Apples." Starburst says, smiling. "Although formal wear is required. I'm sure you have something you could wear. And you're free to bring a friend if you like. I'm sure it will be a rather good time for you and your compatriot." she says, sort of as an after-thought. Listed on the invitation is the name of the event, the location of the event, the time of the event, and an RSVP card for the ponyville post office. When Applejack queries as to whether or not she'd like to kiss a Stallion or not, she lets out a cute giggle and purses her lips shyly. "I wouldn't want a kiss from that one, it took an ounce of my cunning to reveal his true identity to you, and I certainly wouldn't kiss anyone petty enough to dress up as someone else to get a kiss. And as far as Stallions are concerned.. I'd say my interest lies elsewhere at the moment.. I'd rather receive a kiss from yourself for unmasking that unwanted unicorn." Starburst says, leaning against the wooden stand, placing her hooves as close to the edge of it, where Applejack was currently sitting stunned from Flam's unwarranted outburst of lips and male lusts. She inched forward closer and closer, until she was able to get her hooves around the small of Applejack's neck. Once her target had been acquired she pulled Applejack's face into her own, closing her eyes and turning her head slightly to the side, wrapping Applejack's lips in the passionate embrace of her own for a few moments before pulling her face away and letting Applejack return to her sales pitch. After paying for the apples and scooping them into her saddlebags and proceeded to pay the Apple Family for all of the apples she had bought. Lifting the change from her saddlebags had been made difficult by showering them with three bushels of apples. So it took her many seconds of awkwardness while she sifted through the apples to reach the change-purse at the bottom of the bag. She finally finds it, after about a minute and places the requested bits on the counter. While walking away from the stand she turns back to Applejack, smiles shrewdly, and winks. The words, "Hope to see you there.." come out in a slightly unstable voice, the long, passionate, kiss obviously having an effect on her state of mind. She walks away, lifting the procured bottle of juice to her mouth, draining it as she walked down the line. She was tempted to stand in line again, but decided against that course of action. She didn't want to put her hooves into the barrel of apples sullied by her passions more than once today. So she made her exit, flying off towards Canterlot to begin preparations for all the cooking she'd be doing that evening. While walking away from the line she tosses the bottle over her shoulder, and it promptly lands on Flim's head. Which causes her to grin, while looking knowingly at the sweaty Flim.

Starburst tapped Applejack on the shoulder. She whispers with a fake hoarse voice, "My throat is dry, by any chance could I acquire a bucket of water to drink from? I'm quite parched. Speaking with Fancy Pants.. " she emphasized his name and gave her a facial expression to match it. "...has left my throat feeling like the desert on a warm day in Appleloosa." She also thinks, "This one is a genius. He can't even pronounce Impertinence. What a vocabulary!"

..If you don't mind me asking, before I whitelist you.. who are you? Why are you making a face like that when you're essentially asking us to trust you enough to let you on the server? Your post count isn't encouraging, either.

Starburst stares at the water covered area, and seeing how the colors are starting to blur and drip off, she blurts out before the "rich" pony can bother speaking. "I'm sure this one knows alot about Fillydelphia.. but I doubt his Flank has ever been near Canterlot. They would sure enough refuse them at the gate for trying to impersonate such a prestigious pony." she says, Stressing her words while looking right into Applejack's eyes, darting between her gaze and the water covered rear of the imposter. As if to accentuate the point, she sprays some water on the rich ponies cutie mark, and wipes the rough bristles of her hairbrush across the wet area, rubbing away the sloppy dye job. The body paint washes away, and reveals the true cutie mark of the imposter. A familiar Apple, with a familiar slice taken out of it.. On a familiar yellow pony... Starburst gives another "hint" and with a loud ahem. She motions towards the mark with her eyes while shrewdly pointing her hoof towards it.

..She didn't want to do this, but she knew that there was likely nopony in Ponyville who actually knew who Fancy Pants was.. So she had to take matters into her own hands. It was up to her to save the reputation of the real Fancy Pants, and to save the lips of the Fair Applejack. She reaches into her Saddlebags.. pulls out a brush and a spray bottle filled with water. She's willing to sacrifice her brush for the greater good.. she almost frowns at having to use her favorite brush in such a manner.. But she can always buy another one. She faces towards the back of the line and sprays her mane, some of the liquid from the bottle missing its mark and landing on the Flank, Cutie mark, and Tail of Phony Pants, beading on the surface and dripping off onto the ground with a satisfying "plik". After applying a generous amount of water to her mane, she uses the brush to style her some, sneaking a peak to see if the water happens to be washing away the hasty Dye job. Starburst, being quite familiar with the methods of Mane-and-tail-dying from having done her own highlights countless times, knew there's a period where the dye has to remain in contact with the mane and the tail for at least 30 minutes before it sets, and afterwards you can blow it dry and style it.. If the dye doesn't have at least that much time to set.. it would just wash out and leave the original color behind. And if this Phony Pants didn't take the time to make his disguise foolproof.. She's sure that her method will uncloak him.

Starburst narrows her eyes at the pony she's sure now is an absolute fake.. She knows Fancy Pants through association with Fleur and this wasn't him.. He doesn't have the debonair charm of his real counterpart. He also didn't look nearly as handsome either. She separates from Phony Pants and takes her place back in line when threatened to be removed from the premises by Big Macintosh, and gently runs a hoof through Applebloom's mane as she hugged her leg, blushing slightly from the abrupt embrace. Starburst has no way to reveal the fake without removing a wig or finding someway to remove the color or to reveal the cutie mark of the imposter.. so she sits in line, content to bide her time until such an opportunity reveals itself. If only there was some way to get Fleur here.. But being in ponyville she doubts she's anywhere near the unicorn actress right now.. She looks positively outraged at being so powerless.. flapping her wings a few times in disgust before snorting derisively at the fake. Her path is clear. She must rescue Applejack's lips from this dastardly pony who seeks them for all the wrong reasons. Her mind races as she tries to come up with ways to unseat Phony Pants's disguise. She folds her wings back, and contemplates for a bit, coming up with a plan. But with the line advancing so quickly she doesn't have much time.. she gently grabs Phony Pants's mane, and waits for the line to advance, hoping that when he steps forward that it comes off.

Starburst narrows her eyes, his jig is about to be up. "Fancy Pants lives in Canterlot, not Fillydelphia.. Who are you?!" she shouts loudly and with great justice, grabbing onto Fancy Pants with her hooves and yanking off what she suspects to be a wig in no expert fashion. "Get... off of there!" she grunts as she pulls.

The mod is just that, A mod. Its not something I can apply to the server as a plugin. Its something you do to your client.

Starburst grins a little, withholding a chuckle. Eventually the pressure builds behind her lips to unimaginable levels and she sputters, laughing heartily in Timbre Swing's face. "If you were supposed to be the entertainment you should be entertaining then. Your accent is as thick as your charm." she says, smirking. "Now if you'll excuse me, I must attend to the door, I'm sure somepony is just waiting to join this wonderful party from outside." she says, moving towards the thoroughfare between the street and the ballroom.

Starburst narrows her eyes suspiciously and taps Fancy Pants on his shoulder. "What are you doing here, Mr. Pants?" Starburst says, with a twinge of ill-intent in her voice. "Surely Ms. Fleur would like to know if you're going to be sneaking off to apple orchards to steal kisses from farm ponies.. It would break her heart to know that her very special somepony is wallowing in some farm filth to buy apples when he has a perfectly good wife.. and caterer... back at his magnificent Canterlotian villa. Then again.. I'm sure you're going to see the play that Ms. Fleur is acting in tonight in Canterlot.. I'm sure you can make it in time.. Of course.. you'd have to run from Ponyville to Canterlot.. in just a few hours.." ¬_¬

Well they still screwed the pooch on that one.

Starburst comes back from the back of the room carrying a large pitcher, pouring it into the punchbowl. "Busy busy busy... " those around her can hear her saying, quickly moving between each of the tables and keeping them refreshed. If her hair wasn't tied up in a beautiful ribbon and if she wasn't wearing a magnificent dress you're sure she would belong with some of the servers. However, this is her event, and she's only concerned that everyone is having a good time. After she finishes tending to the punch she goes around to the tables and lights the waxy candles on the candelabra. The candelabra are of special design. Suspended around them are blown glass bubbles, filled with rainbow that the light from the candles passes through, projecting a myriad of colors out onto the cables. A larger version, a large chandelier, is suspended above the ballroom, without hesitation she flutters up and lights the pristine white candles, which floods the room in rainbow color. After landing back on the solid floor, she walks over to the windows and closes the blinds to prevent large amounts of light from entering the room, setting a sort of.. romantic atmosphere. "Anything to settle the crowd down after that shrieking.. " she thought to herself.

Yeah, about this. For some reason during one of Notch's freaky updates, the biome there changed from temperate grassland to winter.. I'm not sure why. The update didn't mention anything about biome code changing.

FFXIV has improved a lot since the mass firing of their development staff though.