Creature Doctor Eggman [READY]

[Needlemouse]

"Citizens of Equestria! Lend me your ears and pay heed to the voice of the greatest scientific genius in not just one world, but

all

worlds! Allow me to introduce myself, as your new and magnificent ruler - Doctor

Eggman

! By now I'm certain that you have all noticed the glorious mechanical wonders of my own brilliant creation surrounding your towns and cities, but there is no need for alarm or fear, little ponies, so long as everyone follows their role peacefully, then no harm at all shall come to you! After all, the citizens of the New Eggman Empire will be treated fairly and well - while interlopers will face the harshest and most severe of punishments: a one-way ticket to the prison block on my magnificent moon base!

I assure you, however, that all obedient citizens will in NO way be enslaved and put to work for the great advancement of the New Eggman Empire in numerous factories throughout the globe, for the sake of creating more of my mechanical wonders that will allow us to expand far and wide, until every last scrap of land belongs to me, your one and only Emperor! Ha ha haha haha hahaha! Hohohoho!

In any case, I'm sure that some of you may be having difficulty coming to terms with this new regime, and believe that your previous rulers have been forcibly deposed. Rest assured, your princesses are being treated with the

utmost

comforts and respects that they deserve, and are eager to assist me in bringing all the splendors of the New Eggman Empire to the rest of you! Now, please begin forming a single-file line so as to receive your identification collars and--"

"Excuse me, boss!"

"Oh, what is it now?! Can't you see I'm in the middle of a speech?!"

"Well, yes, boss. It's just that.."

"That thar princess we dun picked up is causin' a whole lotta ruckus, y'see!"

"And just how is that MY problem?! YOU'RE the idiots that are supposed to take care of the containment units!"

"Sure we does, boss, s'just we don't reckon the.. uh.. the thingamajig'll hold her a whole lot longer!"

"And just what is that supposed to mean?"

"He means that the containment unit's output will soon reach critical mass, and explode."

"Right! Uh, what he said"

"Well, then FIX IT, you mechanical morons! And if she keeps trying to break loose, activate the electrical restrainment unit!"

"Sure thing, boss! But, uh, won't that, err, kinda fry her up a bit?"

"I didn't build you to worry about hurting prisoners. I built you to follow orders - so get down there and DO IT!"

"Yessir!"

"Now where was I.. ah, yes, as I was saying, my new Citizens of New Eggmanland! You will all-- wait, hang on, was this on the entire time?!"

Death Egg Robot

Roleplay Type: Crossover

Name: Doctor Eggman

Sex: Male

Age: Unknown

Species: Human

Physique / Hair: The awesome and magnificent Doctor Eggman is the very model of physical wonder and superiority! With his egg-shaped upper body, his sleek and slim legs support his frame while his equally slim arms work their supreme genius at the beck and call of his equally magnificent mind, positioned with its wild and wide, toothy grin beneath a glorious and well-groomed red moustache that grows from a long, dignified and pointed nose, upon which rest thick-rimmed spectacles that only a true master of science would wear. The top of his head sports a completely smooth and shiny, bald surface of reflective genius, as who needs hair when all it would do is weigh down the brilliant mind underneath it! Settled atop his bald head rest a pair of goggles, which are well-suited for activities involving the deployment of explosive substances, firing of laser arrays and most importantly, the piloting of fast-paced aircrafts in order to pursue pesky critters that would dare attempt to defy his brilliant plans! All this wrapped up in a set of black tights and a red overcoat! Is it any wonder that this scientific mastermind would rise to rule all? Didn't think so!

Residence: As any genius would, the magnanimous and wonderful Doctor Eggman has many secret bases scattered around, including a carrier vessel and a magnificent moon base. All Eggman bases come with standard defense measures including robot minions, heat-seeking missiles and laser cannons. One can never be too safe, after all!

Occupation: As would befit a man of his great and awe-inspiring intellect, the spectacular Doctor Eggman makes his living by ruling every last one of you through his powers as a scientific extraordinaire.

History: Sometime after dropping out of teaching school (those people just didn't know how glorious he was, after all!) the awesome Doctor Eggman dedicated his life towards sharing his wisdom, genius and most of all his vision for the whole of the planet with the rest of the world. This included erecting magnificent structures in his likeness, creating robotic armies with which to regulate his future citizens and the building of factories with which to sustain the utopic Eggmanland which he dreamed of creating!

That dream was then shattered when that foul blue hedgehog interfered, and interfered, and then continued to interfere at every turn with each and every one of his superb plans! Even when he sought the Chaos Emeralds on South Island, that horrid little hedgehog somehow managed to show up and mess the whole thing up! And then there was that time on the Miracle Planet, when even though he had managed to secure his rule across the Past, Present and Future, he was foiled yet again! And let's not forget how he wasn't even able to conquer the world by taking control of the aquatic God of Destruction, or the dark spirit of the planet itself. And then, most recently, there was his amusement park that was utterly destroyed even though he was on the verge of finally being victorious! What a horrible mess that blasted hedgehog would make of everything, every time! Yes, over and over, and through absolutely no fault of his own, the magnificent genius that was the great Doctor Eggman was foiled by the blue rodent and his clingy little sidekick, as well as the rest of his annoying party of pals.

But that doesn't mean this time will be the same.. Oh no, not at all! A new place, one without any annoying speedy rodents to get in his way - yes, this would do perfectly. At long last, the Eggman Empire would find its place of justified and well-deserved rulership! And not a thing will stop it. Really, this time! Not a single thing!

Character Summary: Naturally, the sensational Doctor Eggman is a pure genius, and that is all that one needs to know! With a superb genius IQ of 300, a knowledge of many magical myths, metaphysics, machinery and scientific invention, how could one not admire such a brave, fantastic, and not to mention handsome genius like him?! And that's all you will ever need to know! Now go away!

"Well, that seems awful threadbare, don't you think?"

"Yeah! It's like he didn' put any effert inta answerin' the question, like, at all!"

"I'll say. Perhaps we should add our own take on the boss instead."

"I reckon that's mighty smart indeed! So, uh, where d'we start?"

"Hmm, perhaps we ought to talk about the boss' other qualities? He seems to have already talked enough about how smart he is, after all!"

"Yeah, though s'more like braggin' out the ears if'n ya wanna be speakin' honestly."

"True enough. The boss is pretty full of himself a lot of the time."

"And bossy."

"And he does get a bit overexcited a lot of the time."

"Plus there's all that thar yellin' about Sonic."

"Oh yes, how could we forget Sonic. Even though the boss loses to him all the time, he never calls it quits, does he?"

"Nope! Although I reckon half the time it's the boss' own fault he loses."

"Careful not to say that around the boss. He'll dismantle you for sure!"

**WHAT'RE YOU TWO IMBECILES DOING, CHATTING AWAY LIKE THAT? DIDN'T I GIVE YOU CLEANUP DUTY?**

"Yes, boss!"

[QuickLime]

Holy Luna.... XD

[Rosewind]

Ratface, this is like a whole new tier of epic for you.

(You left out bits about poobugs.)

[Needlemouse]

"The all-supreme Eggman has no need to mention any living organism other than himself when speaking of his great accomplishments! That includes pesky aliens who sided with annoying blue hedgehogs!"

[QuickLime]

"The all-supreme Eggman has no need to mention any living organism other than himself when speaking of his great accomplishments! That includes pesky aliens who sided with annoying blue hedgehogs!"

Yeah we have to rp now XD

[Lux]

Holy Sonic Crossover Batman!

[Frost137]

This is the epitome of awesome. xD

[SteelEagle]

[Needlemouse]