Noedig Posted June 8, 2015 Report Share Posted June 8, 2015 You have been accused of [insert action here] and you've been asked to defend yourself in response. How the game works: There are only the prosecutors and defendants.A prosecutor will accuse you. You must defend yourself, make up an excuse! Prosecutor:You are accused of having a pony image! What say you in your defense? Defendant:Lots of people have pony images. A lot of people like ponies. Now the defendant becomes the prosecutor. Prosecutor:You are accused of being a furry! What say you in your defense? Defendant:Disney started it first! The game will begin. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You are hereby accused of stealing worthless dirt. What say you in your defense? Link to comment
starswirlthebearded Posted June 8, 2015 Report Share Posted June 8, 2015 Defendant: Prosecutor: You are accused of using that word and it not meaning what you think it means. What do you say in your defense? Link to comment
Hippo Posted June 8, 2015 Report Share Posted June 8, 2015 Defendant:I would never do such a thing. To suggest I did is inconceivable. Prosecuter:You are accused of spending too much time on your computer. What say you in your defense? Link to comment
SunsetSombra Posted June 8, 2015 Report Share Posted June 8, 2015 Defendant: Prosecutor: You are guilty of wearing your undergarments entirely wrong and thus spooking the elderly needlessly...what say you in YOUR defense? Link to comment
Lux Posted June 8, 2015 Report Share Posted June 8, 2015 Hipster Defendant: "Yeah, well, clear underwear in expected to trend, and I want my client to have it before it gets cool!" Prosecutor: You are accused of stealing Princess Celestia's cake! (audible gasp from the gallery) Link to comment
Noedig Posted June 8, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 8, 2015 Defendant: She did it. Prosecutor: You are accused of haggling with an illegal black-marketeer. What say you in your defense? Link to comment
ParrySlice Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 Defendent:"Why am I even Here?...." Prosecuter: Accused of doing nothing CASE CLOSED!.... Link to comment
Monochrome Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 Defendant:*shrugs* Then... What am I doing here if I did nothing? :I Prosecuter:You are accused of doing THIS:What do you have to say for yourself? Link to comment
Noedig Posted June 10, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 .......... Defendant:I had to stop her from eating her own kind! Prosecutor: You are accused of punching a deer. What say you in your defense? Link to comment
ParrySlice Posted June 12, 2015 Report Share Posted June 12, 2015 Defendant: I for one don't punch deer I am a Fox for goodness sakes Prosecuter: you are accused of being too Kawaii.....What do you say in your defense! Link to comment
Noedig Posted June 24, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 Defendant: Do you really think I'm kawaii... ? Prosecutor: You are accused of murdering your own left pinkie... WHAT SAY YOU?! Link to comment
ParrySlice Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 Defendant: My Lawyer says otherwise!Prosecutor: you are accused of being a Otaku Trucker what do? Link to comment
Diamond Posted June 25, 2015 Report Share Posted June 25, 2015 Defendant:I don't even know how to drive :I Prosecutor:You are accused of being...umm...*Tries to think of something*....too nice?I'm sorry, I can't really get anything funnier. Link to comment
Noedig Posted June 26, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 26, 2015 Defendant: I killed a fly! You call that nice?! Prosecutor: You are accused of having been seen on security cameras... stealing cookies. What say you? Link to comment
ParrySlice Posted June 26, 2015 Report Share Posted June 26, 2015 Defendant: *Crunch* I didn't steal ( Om Nom ) any Cookies what are you talking about? *Crunch*Prosecutor: You have been accused of killing a pig what do you say in your defence? Link to comment
Diamond Posted June 27, 2015 Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 Defendant:Oh, I would never kill a pig...*cuteness intensifies* Prosecutor:You're accused for having a better life than mine! Link to comment
Noedig Posted June 27, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 Defendant: Sucks to be you! Prosecutor: You are accused of being a supporter of the Spanish Inquisition. What say you?! Link to comment
PrinceoftheNight Posted June 27, 2015 Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 Defendant:Prosecutor: you are acused of eating Princess Celestia's cake!Auditorium: *le gasp* Link to comment
ParrySlice Posted June 28, 2015 Report Share Posted June 28, 2015 Defendant: So what it's a cake you can make more!Prosecutor: You are accused of sabotaging the revealing of Half-Life 3 what do you say in your defence! Link to comment
Noedig Posted June 29, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2015 Defendant: Illuminati brainwashed me to do it! Prosecutor: You are accused for taking the nicest boy's(in the world!) toys. What say you in your Defense?! Link to comment
Diamond Posted June 29, 2015 Report Share Posted June 29, 2015 Defendant:Why would people keep accusing me with crimes like that?*cries* Prosecutor: You are accused for making Fluttershy cry. Link to comment
Noedig Posted June 29, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2015 Defendant: I didn't do it! It was Angel! Prosecutor: You are accused of making Half-Life 3 a failed game. What say you in your defense? Link to comment
ParrySlice Posted August 16, 2015 Report Share Posted August 16, 2015 Defendant: (to the left my avatar.) "Dude do you know where my Doritos are?!?"Persecutor:You are convicted of stealing lord Gaben Newells godly Steam powers, what do you say in your defence? Link to comment
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