The Universal Vending Machine

[FiniteZero]

Welcome. Step up to the universal vending machine.

 

It works thusly. I will insert an object into the vending machine. The next poster will say what they get from it, and then insert a new onject.

And so it goes. Example:

Spoiler

Poster 1) I insert a Television

 

Poster 2) You get a reality show. 

I insert a fish.

 

Poster 3) You get cornobbled.

I insert an apple

 

ect.

 

And so I start.

 

I insert: A rock.

[CatCakey]

You got a nasty bruise on my head.

 

I insert: A lollipop.

[QueenCerali]

you get the lollipop guild.

 

I insert a balloon with Pinkie's face on it

[RarityDash]

You get a rock with Maud's face on it.

 

I insert liquid rainbows.

[CatCakey]

You get rainbow organs.

 

I insert: A single chocolate biscuit.

[DreamySunday]

You get a 1/4 of a hug.

 

I enter a cat and a dog.

[CatCakey]

You get fluffy hugs forever!

 

I insert Tom Hiddleston

[FiniteZero]

You get: Tom Rockyson

I insert: A double-barreled shotgun

[DreamySunday]

You get shot.

 

I insert a gunshot victim.

[puzzlebeat]

You get: a knife wound.

 

I insert: a smart phone

[Lyipheoryia]

You get: radiation

 

I insert: Princess Celestia figurine 

[puzzlebeat]

You get a cake figurine.

 

I insert: an arm and a leg.

 

(If you make a fma ref, your horrible.)

[CatCakey]

You get Frankenstein.

 

I insert blood.

 

 

[DreamySunday]

You get Chocolate syrup.

 

I insert my Hopes and Dreams.

[puzzlebeat]

You get a whiff of dust.

 

I insert a pony.

[CatCakey]

You get a horse.

 

I insert the world.

[FiniteZero]

You get: Not enough

I insert: A diamond

[CatCakey]

You get: A proposal.

 

I insert: The universe

[puzzlebeat]

You get: still not enough.

 

I insert: the complete series of Cowboy Bebop on dvd.

[DreamySunday]

You get: Crazy Diamond

 

I Insert: That very same Crazy Diamond.

[CatCakey]

You get a beating after insulting someone's hair.

 

I insert: Dio Brando

[DreamySunday]

You get Eye lasers

 

I insert: Action comics number 1

 

[RarityDash]

You get the cover price, 10 cents.

 

I insert a Rarity plush

[DreamySunday]

You get a rainbow dash Plush.

 

I insert The moderator RarityDash.

[puzzlebeat]

You get a RarityDash plushie

 

I insert a bottle of orphan tears.