Fawkes Posted June 20, 2016 Report Share Posted June 20, 2016 Right, well, let's see shall we? *smashes his fist repeatedly into a calculator* Alright, so you took care of Rockzy by technicality, right? That means everything he once held dominion over is now yours! Including resources, lands, and even treeeeeeasured possessions! *ooooooooooh!* So then that nets you... *SMASHES THE CALCULATOR EXTRA HARD* A Doors album, a rusty guitar annnnnd... a cardboard box sized apartment in the bad part of New York City! As for Nasty... *SCREAMS AT THE CALCULATOR UNTIL IT FEELS BAD ABOUT ITSELF* You inherit 5.7 gigabytes of primo supremo memes, a suspiciously worded list of names, annnnnd... something. Something in a brown paper bag. Something that moves occasionally... Annnnnd finally, as for Angie! *gives the calculator a little coochie coo until it feels better about it's horrible life choices* You got milk :I Like... a lot of milk. No, like, for real? Like... WAY too much milk... Ah, right, and as a reward for bringing in the heads of these giants! ... ... ... *asks the calculator to tell him a joke* *...it ends up being really off-color but he laughs politely anyway* *(INTERNALLY HE LAUGHS REALLY HARD THO CUZ HE'S SECRETLY A HORRIBLE PERSON)* You get a chair! A reeeeeeally nice chair! Made of mahogany! A reeeeally nice mahogany chair nestled in two by two feet of some reeeeeal primo mad woods acreage! Yaaaaaaaay, CATHY!~ ... ... ... *quietly adds the calculator to Cathy's list of names :I * 1 Link to comment
Cathalos Posted June 20, 2016 Report Share Posted June 20, 2016 1 minute ago, Fawkes said: *quietly adds the calculator to to Nasty's list of names :I * That's /my/ list of names. Link to comment
Fawkes Posted June 20, 2016 Report Share Posted June 20, 2016 Well yeah. Of course it is. That's what I said, can't you read? Plus why'd you add in that weird "to to" typo...? :'I Link to comment
Davroth Posted June 20, 2016 Report Share Posted June 20, 2016 Since my domain is outside of everyone's understanding and comprehension of time and space, nobody can lay claim to it. Link to comment
Rosewind Posted June 20, 2016 Report Share Posted June 20, 2016 Feels like old times again, doesn't it? Link to comment
Cathalos Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 no, because this time I'm a LANDOWNER what is the monetary value of all I've inherited? I'm afraid Rosewind is going to kill me now, so I need to sell it and hide the money to keep my property safe. Link to comment
RarityDash Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 You should be safe. Rose doesn't kill people for their valuables. She does it because it's fun. Link to comment
Cathalos Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 Normally I'd believe you, but this is a pretty valuable 5.7 gigabytes of primo supremo memes. I know I'd kill for them again. Link to comment
RarityDash Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 Trust me. Unless you change your name to Robi and start subsisting entirely on frozen food, you'll most likely be okay. Link to comment
Cathalos Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 just most likely? ... would you like to buy some primo supremo memes? Link to comment
RarityDash Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 Sometimes Rose works in mysterious ways. And nah, thanks, but I think I'm pretty good on memes at the moment. Link to comment
Cathalos Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 guys guys guys did you hear? the best video game ever made is coming to wii u VC. red rescue team babby how many copies is everyone gonna buy? we should have a PARTY to celebrate! Link to comment
Noedig Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 Sorry, ain't gonna spend for a whole new system and a game for dat. Link to comment
Cathalos Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 it'll change your life bro unless you dont play it. I gave angie my copy and she didn't play it. That's why I killed her for her land and milk. Link to comment
Angie Cakes Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 the last remaining shreds of your self love Link to comment
Cathalos Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 this is a soon to be graveyard of the old gods. like if lordran were a PG pony forum thread ran by an army of posers trying to prove themselves more crazy than the corpse before. watch ya back davvy, mama wants a vacation home next 1 Link to comment
Davroth Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 Silly sandwich. I can't be killed. Link to comment
Cathalos Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 That's what Angie said. one round with the Aerospray RG in my tentacles and she was a goner. That's what NastyMann said. Silly Billy loves his spycicle, but I main the Huo Long Heater. I don't actually talk to rocky, like I said, I just took credit cuz I stole his girlfriend. But fawkes gave me his box anyway so IT COUNTS. Don't Underdemiciate me. Link to comment
Davroth Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 I don't. I'm just unkillable. Many have tried. Link to comment
Cathalos Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 How many of them had access to 5.7 gigabytes of primo supremo memes at their disposal? Link to comment
Davroth Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 Why would memes work against me? I grew up on memes. <.< Link to comment
Cathalos Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 and I grew up on cheeseburgers but 5.7 Gigabytes of cheeseburgers would probably kill me Also I have a lot of milk that's gonna expire soon, I could probably poison you with it or like hit you in the head with a gallon, they're pretty heavy. Link to comment
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